Absorb The Non-Issue

[Ivyss]

I get snapped.

I don't eat enough.

 

[hopelesspolaroid]

and you give all the food you dont eat to me, which makes me explode from eating too much





i do my homework

 

[Ivyss]

You, for some reason, write the answers with my blood, and then you realize they're all wrong, and I'm out of blood.

I go to sleep at a reasonable time. (Not gonna happen)

 

[Ketsui/Kezzai]

You sleep on me, choking me

i play terraria

 

[Ivyss]

*insert me dying in the background*

I'm tired.

 

[Ketsui/Kezzai]

you faint on me
(this seems familiar)
i eat a pancake

 

[Ivyss]

Bad time to illusion myself one.

I hide.

 

[Ketsui/Kezzai]

in me as a parasite

i notice that you are that one ice dragon guy from a long time ago

 

[Ivyss]

I die from surprise. (Nah, I was actually expecting you'd realize.)

I am bored.

 

[Ketsui/Kezzai]

your boredom becomes so strong you kill me just to have fun
(im suprised ur up at 8:30(your time not mine, for me its 1:30 at night))
i change my profile pic

 

[Ivyss]

I burn to death, because fire.

I mess around with illusions.

 

[Ketsui/Kezzai]

you illusion yourself into an ice dragon and i become so shocked i fall into a pit of fire and spikes at 1:32 AM

i say "Hey alexa, nevermind"

 

[Ivyss]

After you ask how to prevent my death.

I tell you there was one more name in between the one you saw before and this one.

 

[Ketsui/Kezzai]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat *dies of no oxygen*

I play FNaF Sister Location as i wait for you to respond to me(night 4 is easy)

 

[Ivyss]

Somehow I die from the jumpscares.

I go invisible.

 

[Ketsui/Kezzai]

and intangible, while touching me, so i fall through earth to the core of it and burn

I see Afton in real life(look it up)

 

[Ivyss]

I don't look it up so you murder me.

I make only myself invisible, and only invisible.

 

[Ketsui/Kezzai]

I dont see you wave to me, so i dont wave back, and i dont stop a bullet from behind with my hand instead of my head

i notice that you are golem now

 

[Ivyss]

*dies from over 4 years of membership here*

I have a collection of over 1300 dragon pictures.

 

[Ketsui/Kezzai]

they all come to life and i die by the elements

i scroll through your AMA