Absorb The Non-Issue

[hopelesspolaroid]

The other things include killing me





I study

 

[Murphmario]

...While I'm waiting for you to do something with me. I end up waiting for so long that I die.

I type.

 

[Ivyss]

A message telling a person to kill me.

I realize something about myself.

 

[Animus Viral]

You realize you want a heart as a replacement for your own. You kill me for my heart.

I search for wisdom.

 

[Ivyss]

You find your end instead.

I have severe self-doubt and guilt over absolutely nothing.

 

[Ketsui/Kezzai]

sounds too much like me so i have to read a quantum physics book, and die from overexaustion

i dance with fire

 

[Ivyss]

And set me on fire doing so.

I feel... wrong, for lack of a better word.

 

[hopelesspolaroid]

That wrong feeling makes you commit mass genocide on the entire world





I play the piano

 

[Ivyss]

You do it horribly and I hear it.

I read something on the internet.

 

[Ketsui/Kezzai]

you read my obituary

i save the jungle

 

[Ivyss]

By ritual sacrifice of me.

I want something I know will never happen.

 

[Ketsui/Kezzai]

its my life

i walk down a hallway with no end

 

[Ivyss]

You get hungry and kill me for food.

My neck hurts.

 

[Ketsui/Kezzai]

so you chomp on me in an effort to snap it

i touch a computer

 

[Ivyss]

Causing it to fall on me.

I need something I know can't happen.

 

[Animus Viral]

So you decided to end me for frustration.


An ancient amount of animus/hatred has been reignited towards the sins committed by the one who keeps using Aggrons and I guess Aggrons are named that way because they aggravate me now and I want to have every Aggron die in Nuzlocke (Or however you spell that) mode.

 

[Ivyss]

And I end up in the crossfire. (although that may be my fault)

I get something to eat that doesn't involve putting a life in danger to get it.

 

[Cubic.]

Little do you know, you're eating meme shape soup (context: my PFP is a Pink Corruption meme)

I listen to Strike the Earth! by Danimal Cannon. Using headphones.

 

[Animus Viral]

Spirosa comes with her scythe to cut me because DLC is still there.

I have a cake.

 

[Cubic.]

I am the cake and the cake is a lie, so I die