Absorb The Non-Issue

[RandomAxolotl]

I explode from confusion

toaster

 

[Parasy]

Oh so THAT's what you put me in ? No wonder I died.

walter

 

[RandomAxolotl]

Oh so thats why I died did you forget he ate baked beans

bats bats we are the bAts

 

[Parasy]

GAAAAAAAAAAAH FERAL BITE

I magic mirror away.

 

[RandomAxolotl]

Guess what. The wall of flesh has awoken!

LEGO everywhere

 

[Parasy]

I step on one and die.

I walk.

 

[RandomAxolotl]

You step on me, as I was dressed in camouflage.

There is a cake, a chocolate cake with a candle in the middle.

 

[Cheese sticks]

I'm so confused by reading this
Very random lol

 

[Streyll]

I die of confusion

I turn down the temperature

 

[RandomAxolotl]

Good job, you froze my water and I died of thirst

I make a sandwich

 

[Streyll]

You then give it to me, it was posioned


I start an engine

 

[RandomAxolotl]

The engine exploded and you landed on me, killing me.

i make a hciwdnas (a reverse sandwich)

 

[Streyll]

It reverses my insides, killing me

I listen to music

 

[RandomAxolotl]

It was so bad, you went into a rage and stole my ice cream (how could you)

I buy more ice cream

 

[Cheese sticks]

I walk in and slip on ice cream

A laugh track plays

 

[Catman8274]

I laugh alongside it so hard and so violently that I end up ripping myself in twain.

I pet my cat.

 

[Streyll]

While you press a button to kill me


I read a manual on how to start a helicopter

 

[Cheese sticks]

the helicopter blades cut my head off

i eat a potato

 

[Streyll]

It was the only food in 50km radius, I starve to death.


I listen to Fortunate Son while flying a helicopter.

 

[Cheese sticks]

i steal your helicopter

i drive a car