Absorb The Non-Issue

I try to figure out how I would die from that, and die from not eating or drinking while thinking of how to die.


I question whether I would prefer to be a dragon or a wyvern.
 
Unfortunately the amphitheatre is too small and collapses on top of me and the amphithere, crushing me. The amphithere lived though.

I don't feel good.
 
Spotify notices you watching anime music so they try sending a weeb to your house. The postal services ships it to mine, and they kill me.

I eat a whole lemon raw.
 
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I point out you are doing this thread incorrectly, you choke me with the lemon.

I get choked with a lemon.
 
While you were trying to protect me from an assassin, and because you can't do that while you are choking on a lemon, I get killed.


I get shot by an assassin.
 
You do it incorrectly and I suffocate because it doesn't let enough oxygen through.

I suffocate.
 
One of your fangs gets sent flying by your head exploding, and it then impales me in the throat.


I get impaled by a fang.
 
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