Absorb The Non-Issue

You ask me to play a game of Age of Mythology with you to get a screenshot for it, but I end up winning before you can get any screenshots, so you kill me out of frustration.

I walk down stairs.
 
You trip and end up fall down the stairs, and break my neck as I was at the bottom of the stairs and you fell on me.

My neck is broken.
 
I try to perform first aid to save you, but somehow end up getting poisoned by those toxins as well.

I try to think of names for characters.
 
I am then accused of causing the stab wounds and executed.

I get executed for something I didn't do.
 
I mistake them for you and they get so mad over it they kill me.

I get killed for mistaking a person for someone else.
 
I was trying to do the bounty to get enough money to buy food, but because someone else killed you, I don't get the money, and starve to death.


I don't sleep when I should.
 
I watch this happen and get executed for not helping you out the way.

I get executed for not preventing a death.
 
You accidentally grip a beam with your telekinesis before your execution, crashing it down at me and breaking my spine.

I have my spine broken by metallic beam.
 
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