Niyr, seeing that Corvid Blade is likely not long for this world, orders him to try to intercept any attacks against Relvaat, by jumping in the way and striking at the one that was going to attack Relvaat.
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@Zparks/Sblib, as they're new, seem to be N, and are also currently trying to eat one of my enemies.
Now, onto the current state of affairs.
Woof.
That is all.
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...All right, as I seem to have left this to the last minute, as I may or may not have forgotten about this thread earlier, I'll have to improvise. But then again, most of this thread is improvisation anyway, so I guess it's nothing new.
Anyway, Niyr would begin by phoning a friend. Or more accurately, using magic that's totally not ripped off from D&D to communicate with a different version of himself in another universe. This version of himself would point him to a quick and easy to use phishing tool he can send in an email, with he'd then use to steal the login information of some random person working in the mine, with but one condition, that I shall get to later. He'd then use this login information to log into the miner's search history, open up a wiki for Magic: The Gathering in an incognito tab, or the equivalent for whatever browser that miner normally uses, and then bookmarks the page, making it seem like the miner was trying to hide their MTG search history. This doesn't seem like that big of a deal to hide, but this is when we return to the previous condition. Through the logic of the turns in this place, there are two major groups of miners. Now, not all of them belong to these groups, but enough do that it can cause problems when the groups aren't on good terms. Unfortunately, they aren't on good terms, and honestly may actually be harming the mining efforts more than helping. Therefore, Niyr would decide to dispose of them, and put them to use at the same time.
You see, these groups are made up of the fans of two popular trading card games. Magic: The Gathering, and Pokémon. The miner Niyr stole the account details for was a high ranking member of the Pokémon fan group, and due to the nature of these two groups, the shock of seeing MTG in their search history would cause a conflict before the minor can defend themself. And it does.
They yell about being framed. The MTG group tries to defend the miner by saying about how it isn't a bad thing for them to be interested in their game, while the other group is currently either claiming the miner is a traitor, or was framed by the MTG group.
In the end, it is decided to to burn the miner at the stake and send an official declaration of war by Charizard to the MTG group. Fighting starts before the declaration is even sent, and the MTG group immediately starts tapping on everything for some reason. However right now, the miners only have pickaxes and other mining tools. Niyr decides this needs to change, and calls back to the USS New Jersey. It's left by now, as it's job is over, but parts of the canal still remain, including a few boxes of explosives, and a suspiciously painted cardboard box that is currently emitting dragons and is likely listed as something of interest by the SCP Foundation. However, these dragons aren't made of paper, they're real, and are proficient with explosives. As soon as the miners notice this, they begin recruiting the dragons. About three quarters would join a side, with it being a roughly even split, while the remaining few would either declare that they're neutral or that they're conscientious objectors. One would even begin singing the song Borderline by Chris De Burgh.
Although it's a good song, it likely wasn't a good idea, as it reminded Niyr of how he declared the mine as being an exclave of Panama earlier. So, to be able to make use of this, he'd declare a few of the people in the conflict terrorists, rebels, revolutionaries, partisans, etc. With this, he'd open a portal to the United Nations to make a few official requests and a few unoffical threats. This makes the UN launch UNAMIAREOP, which stands for United Nations Aid Mission In A Random Exclave Of Panama. Shortly after this planes carrying peacekeepers would begin landing inside the cave somehow, and try to help stop the fighting. But as Niyr is controlling both sides, he'd change the rules of engagement to intentionally just get peacekeepers killed.
The situation continues to escalate, miners, Pokémon, creatures, artifacts, and more all fighting on the battlefield. Sights such as a miner riding on a Shadow Lugia, to another miner taking an extra turn, and a peaceful resolution to the entire situation seems hopeless.
...All until a Lockheed C-130 Hercules, transporting peacekeepers to the battle, with a total of 37 passengers and crew crashes 1.5km short of the runway, killing everyone onboard, making it the deadliest (and only) air accident in the exclave of Panama.
As the exclave does not have any kind of service to investigate the accident, nor any government for that matter, as Niyr didn't even take a position, and for some reason the government of Panama isn't actually involved with the exclave, so instead investigators from the National Transportation Safety Board, or NTSB, arrive on scene. All fighting around the airfield stops for the investigation, which gives hope to everyone in the area that perhaps this peace can spread throughout the entire conflict zone.
The investigators find the black boxes quite quickly, and to save time, Niyr sends them to a much more advanced lab in another universe using a portal. The recorder shows that the various instruments failed, and upon closer examination of the wreckage, it is found that the pitot-static system was clogged up with the trace amounts of nacho chesse in the atmosphere. As the airfield was not equipped with K.A.T.E, it was unable to measure the 1% nacho cheese, and its readings only included the 63% water. The clogging of the pitot-static system made the altimeter read that the aircraft was higher than it was, making the pilots inadvertently fly the aircraft into the ground.
Niyr would then proceed to hold a memorial service, asking those who decide to come to arrive in formal funeral attire, specifically including ties for some reason. He'd also blackmail the leaders of the two groups of miners to attend the funeral as well.
The reason for the requirement of ties soon becomes apparent, as the great number of ties and Niyr's seagull impression attracts the very large tie consuming seagull. Niyr would then proceed to summon a pair of floating purple orbs, which he would send to float menacingly around the seagull, stressing it out, and making it absorb the tie energy in the area. The orbs would then turn dark, and fall to the ground, creating large pools of dark liquid around the memorial service, with creatures of Grimm shortly proceeding to come out of these pools, and move towards the City of Babylon, as I'd assume that an entire city worth of trapped people would create a lot of negative emotions.
A few of the Grimm would attack the miners however, as they are both closer, and still prepared to kill each other over their preferred trading card game. But, this still isn't enough. And so Niyr opens a portal to the sun. Not to use it as a weapon directly however, at least not this time. Instead, he'd shine the light on the group of miners, and one of them would start sparkling. Now, as much as the two groups of miners hate each other, they both hate twilight more, and with the Grimm threat, they decide to make a peace treaty under the concept of "The enemy of my enemy is my friend."
And so, the miners all fall upon the sparkling vampire and the Grimm.
This is when Niyr would turn to Hedroc, and simply say
"I was thinking of that exact thing."
With Hedroc now confused, as he was almost certainly not thinking of what Niyr was thinking of at that exact time, Niyr would turn to look at the sky, and ask the same exact question Hedroc did. What is a Waxing Inverse-Gibbous? Is it a Waning Gibbous, or is it a Waxing Crescent? Or is it some inverted light situation as Hedroc used?
Niyr then takes this one step further. What is meant by the time of day being Twilight (Derogatory)? Is the time of day the infamous series, or the actual time of day known as twilight? And although we can infer that it is at least partly the series, judging by the use of the word derogatory, even that cannot be known for certain. Further, is time in support of twilight, or is it the one saying derogatory as it hates the series? And if time does actually in fact support the series, does the world itself hate twilight? Is it in fact true that the world and time have extremely differing views on the quality of the series of books and films known as Twilight? And if miners could have a war over trading card games, could the world itself and time itself enter into a war of unparalleled destruction over twilight?
Niyr posits that if the consumption of Tide laundry detergent pods can become a popular pastime, then yes. As evidence for this, he collects a sample group of people, sets them in a space with access to the current tide of Tide, and internet videos on people eating Tide pods. Although only a handful in the group do it, Niyr declares that it is enough to prove that the world can in fact go to war with time. And so it does.
The first evidence of this would be when the currently single moon orbitting the world splits apart, resembling that of the moon orbitting Remnant in RWBY. This can be assumed to be a result of the Grimm's presence on the battlefield, but either way, they do react to it, with Grimm forming from the pools Niyr created early at an unprecedented rate. The united group of miners and dragons who fought the war over trading card games earlier would rush to take cover in the closest fortified structure they can see, which just so happens to be the City of Babylon. This attracts even more Grimm to the city, forcing the miners and the city's defenders into a bloody and destructive battle for the city, or rather, what will be left of it once they're done.
Now, time would proceed to counterattack against the world, by rewinding itself back to when the seagull was absorbing the ties, but without actually undoing all of the previous progress that was made. Instead, it just amplifies the seagull's power, and the number of miners, dragons, and Grimm fighting over the city. It is at this moment, that the SCP Foundation would send MTF Delta-5 "Front Runners" to begin determining what on the battlefield should be considered anomalous and needs to be dealt with, and how much can be considered part of the status quo for this world.
Their report would be hastily sent back, stating that although the situation isn't too far out of the status quo of this world, this entire world should likely be considered anomalous, and the situation is probably at least one type of K-class scenario.
And so, after receiving word of the situation, the O5 Council would send in MTF Alpha-1, the Red Right Hand, to try cleaning up the situation. But by the time they arrive, the situation has already escalated, with time rolling back to before Niyr killed Renati and joined the godmodder, and there being a three way fight between a Renati empowered by the madness of the entire situation, a still AG Niyr, and the current PG Niyr.
Renati, upon noticing the MTF, would teleport himself to the nearest source of water, and stand at it's edge, while the song When Our Bodies Wash Ashore by Aviators plays in the background, followed by Can You Hear It? which is also by Aviators. At the edge of the water, he'd begin some rather stereotypical and somewhat inaccurate eldritch chants to summon Cthulhu, but due to there being a handful of problems, he'd just get Q'yth-az instead, or at least part of it, which he would then teleport back with, and climb to the top of the city of Babylon with, and use to infect all of the living creatures currently in the city with, whether they be Grimm, soldiers, miners, or dragons, before he gets shot in the head and killed by the MTF, with him only having time to say
"Have you seen the yellow sign?" before falling limp, and off of the building he was on.
Meanwhile, the AG Niyr would just be staring at PG Niyr, with Flask's presence causing both Daybreaker and Nightmare Moon to appear behind them, and the various other presences causing powerful entites from their worlds to appear as well.
Time would be moving forwards, backwards, and not at all, with the terrain, physics, and pretty much everything else changing from moment to moment.
Finally, all would end when the two Niyrs would both nod, and turn towards the city of Babylon, and open a portal. From the portal would come Bahamut, Tiamat, and Sardior, which I'll just point out are the ones from D&D, as their names were taken from elsewhere by the creators of D&D.
After a short discussion, AG Niyr being killed by Tiamat, Bahamut being sent back through a portal by PG Niyr, and Sardior communicating with Q'yth-az, they would come to an arrangement. All would be returned to as it was.
However, a certain seagull would not be happy with this arrangement, as then they would lose out on the neckties they absorbed earlier, and so they would unleash their full power onto Tiamat in anger. Unfortunately for anyone who cared about the city of Babylon, Tiamat was sitting on it, and the attack had a lot of collateral damage...
With this sudden turn of events, Sardior would take matters into their own hands, and simply use Niyr and his wings to kill off the remaining Grimm, Pokémon, dragons, and whatever else, and then go back and wipe any memory of Niyr's experiment with Tide, therefore making it so there is no basis for the world itself and time itself to fight, and finally ending the conflict.
When the dust settles, peace would seem to finally be in hand, until a group of aircraft from the US Air Force flies over, and bombs all that survived the battle to prevent this from occuring again in the future. And although they would try to avoid any entites that existed before this action, the City of Babylon was changed so much over the course of the wars that they don't recognise it as existing before, and so they bomb that too, before flying off.
TL;DR, Niyr starts multiple wars around the city of Babylon to have it destroyed.
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