Single Thread RP (MOVED TO SPACEBATTLES) Destroy The Godmodder: The War Of A Thousand Universes

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Operation Velvet Glove [4/5]


[COUNTER REPEL]
Niyr decides to use some more trickery, by letting the blast hit him, but then creating your typical portal loop, so as it knocks him in one direction, which is into a portal that leads to a second portal in front of the first one.
But what about movement in other directions you may ask? Well, Niyr's solution to that is the logic of how he got aboard the Adventurer's Sails in the first place. As he glitched into the hall, he is logically still below decks, and therefore the only way to remove him without magic or violating physics is to either put a hole in the ship or send him flying back up onto the deck and off the ship. As this appears to be a basic force attack, only the putting a hole in the ship or sending him flying options are possible. Now, as further insurance against possible problems that this could cause, Niyr would further teleport each cycle through the portal loop to center himself again, ensuring he doesn't go off course. And as a final part of this, he would simply use his wings and air resistance to slow down, as to avoid any risks to his limbs by extending them outside of the radius of the portal.
[ACTION] (WIP as of this time, will be finished soon.)
And now, the coup de grâce.
How? Via a coup d'état.
Why? Because of Exclusive Economic Zones.

Want to know more? Check back soon on your favourite Pro-Godmodder TV Station!
 
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[Action]

``This is anything but pleasant, if you so much want to sink our ship, YOU SHOULD HAD THOUGHT OF REMOVING US FIRST!``

Cue obligatory heavy breathing.

``MAKE THIS QUICK, I KNOW YOU WANT TO DO IT, I KNOW YOU WILL WANT TO BRAINWASH US ALL, HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF SINKING US, YOU JUST APPREHEND US AND DRAG OUR UNCONSCIOUS BODIES DOWN TO YOUR FINAL POINT..``

Something's wrong, VERY WRONG, he's either threatening the PGs in order to drive them into being a bit too reckless or forfeiting, trying to urge them to take the AGs into custody so that the AG entities aren't killed when the ship is inevitably sunk or he's developing a evil side, or he's just insane


(yes, this is a action)


[Charge]
(you know the drill, wait until the navy battle is over, regardless of the winners)



[OOC]

(Forms include: the sane and normal one, the sane one with added heat and fire, the reckless one, the cold one and now...

The insane (and possibly evil) one.)
 
I change my text color to the default color when narrating my own actions from now on as changing text colors on mobile is very cumbersome. First I make the bouncers name literal and force them to bounce in place. Once that's done I use my actual actions to try and convince the entitys on the ship to make me thier new boss through the power of a musical number
 
[ACTION]

Free:

I begin to display a level of gymnastics far beyond comprehension: I do a cool flip; I do two cool flips; I do a double jump; a triple jump; a negative triple jump; I make cool poses in the air; I make cool poses in the ground; I make cool poses IN the ground; I violate just about 163 physics laws in one jump; and I stick the landing next to the Bingus Bungus Energy! at a 45° angle with respect to ur mum lmao gottem

Then I pull energy from the Bingus Bungus Energy! like you normally would.

Base:
You know what? I feel lonely, being the only Spawner around here and all that. So why not make another one, right?

New Spawner done and done. You're probably wondering what this guy spawns, right?

Bullets. It spawns bullets. Also it's shaped like a gun. It's a Gun-Shaped Spawner that spawns bullets. Specifically towards enemies.

It's a Gun-Shaped Spawner that spawns bullets towards enemies.

(For all intents and purposes, this is basically just another attacking entity. Maybe a bit skewed towards Attack than it does HP.)


[ENTITIES]

Silverfish, the Unnatural Thing, the Discount Dragon, and the Gun-Shaped Spawner all go to town on the Forest Ent.
BOB the not-builder does the opposite of building. Which is destroying. BOB is destroying the Forest Ent.
Shield Person's up front and shielding for everyone.
The Healer heals Shield Person.
The Crewmate gives Shield Person yet another boost to his armor.
The Bingus Bungus Energy! charges up Energy.
The Bingus Bungus Builder continues building up the Bingus Bungus Shield for Shield Person.


[CHARGE]

[4/10]
@little1133
(Part 2 of a 3-parter bit)
In Birdie's hands befalls yet another bottle...or perhaps, it's been with her all this time. The flask in question sports a...particularly fleshy visage to it. It feels...warm to the touch. It is...pulsating within her grasp, like one of a beating heart. "What is this? Is it alive?" and all such questions that would normally form within one's thoughts in regards to this object are instead overwritten by an overwhelming sense that she must open this bottle, see what it holds. She opens the bottle, its equally peculiar cork coming off with hardly any difficulty involved. Inside is yet another scroll, this one's appearance deviating from the bottle's fleshed own. Instead, it's pitch-black, it's weightless, it...feels like nothing at all. It escapes her hand in a swift moment, its rolled up form hovering before her. It then unfurls on its own, revealing for a moment...nothing, before a text of pure white within darkness materializes.
"you lost the game"

"also yes this is a +1 too"

You take 4,000 Energy!

CRIT! Gun-Shaped Spawner That Spawns Bullets summoned!

~~~

The Unnatural Thing attacks the Forest Ent, dealing 2,000 damage! The Silverfishs attacks the Forest Ent, dealing 1,000 damage! The Healer heals the Shield Person to full HP! BOB ATTACKS THE FOREST ENT, DEALING 2,500 DAMAGE TO IT! The Discount Ender Dragon attacks the Forest Ent, dealing 2,400 damage! The Gun-Shaped Spawner Of Bullets spawns six bullets! All six shots hit the Forest Ent, dealing 6,000 damage! The Crewmate increases the Shield Person's armor by 100! The Bingus Bungus Energy! gains 10,000 Energy! The Bingus Bungus Builder! uses 1,000 Energy to add 1,000 HP to the Shield Person's Bingus Bungus Shield!

The Forest Wolves attack the Shield Person, destroying the Bingus Bungus Shield!! The Forest Ent charges up an attack!

~~~

Candy Box Island - The Forest:
Field Effect: 5 Forest Mosquitoes will spawn every turn, starting in 3 turns


Forest Wolf [H](x5): HP: 10,000/10,000(x5), Attack: 2,500(x5)
Forest Ent [H]: HP: 6,100/20,000, Attack: 10,000(II), doesn't attack unless cooldown is full

Shield Person [Krill13 - N]: HP: 10,000/10,000, Armor: 1,700, Bingus Bungus Shield!: 0 HP, guarding all entities made by [Name Here]
Unnatural Thing [Krill13 - N]: HP: 1,000/1,000, Attack: 502 + 497 + 1,001
Silverfish [Krill13 - N]: HP: 3,000/3,000, Attack: 1,000, ignores armor
Healer [Krill13 - N]: HP: 2,500/2,500, Healing: 2,500
BOB [Krill13 - N]: HP: 2,500/2,500, ATTACK: 2,500
Discount Ender Dragon [Krill13 - N]: HP: 8,000/8,000, Attack: 1,200 * 2
Gun-Shaped Spawner Of Bullets [Krill13 - N]: HP: 1,000/1,000, Attack: 1,000 * 6, 10% chance to hit enemy other than targeted enemy
Crewmate [Krill13 - N]: HP: 25,000/25,000, does tasks
The Bingus Bungus Energy! [Krill13 - N]: HP: 50,000/50,000, Energy: 35,000 (+10,000/turn), may take energy as a free action in addition to base actions, amount of energy taken scales with free action and is expended immediately to boost this turn's action, don't expect to be able to take more than 5,000 per turn per player, 1 Energy = 1 Action Power
The Bingus Bungus Builder! [Krill13 - N]: HP: 10,000/10,000, Spends 1,000 Bingus Bungus Energy to give a 1,000 HP Shield to an entity
 
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"Well. I tried."

[Charge]:
[13/60]: AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, THE LETTER HAS FINIISHED.
+1 to Ian for his next charge (@Razor_Typhoon)

[Action]: The Red Guardian is bullied
And then a star smacks the Red Guardian in the head from behind.

Yes, it was Kirby, who spat it out with a snipe shot after eating a somewhat small rock.
But then Kirby turns to the somewhat large pile of rocks next to him and starts really inhaling, sucking up the entire pile up and somehow distorting it to fit in his body, with only a slight increase in his volume.

Kirby then spits out a rather large barrage of stars at the Red Guardian...
...which Pol shatters into a bunch of single stars with a single blow from their boomerang, scattering the stars and surrounding them in water before the Red Guardian could do anything about said star barrage.
Pol then teleports on top of the Red Guardian and stabs their boomerang into the Red Guardian's head, engulfing the boomerang in water in the process.

The stars home in on the Red Guardian, attacking it from all angles like a bunch of homing missiles, exploding upon contact with the huge hunk of stone. And obviously, the stars and the boomerang would be super effective (x4 damage, in fact), because they're water type moves now and the Guardian is CLEARLY a fire and rock type, because it's red and it's made of stone.

Pol then stabs their boomerang more into the Red Guardian's head, somehow filling it with water even if it isn't even hollow inside.
Pol then teleports a bit away from the Guardian, cloning themselves again until an entire swarm of Pols surround the Guardian, slashing at it with their own boomerangs. Water comes gushing out from every chip made on the Guardian, before the water doubles back on the Guardian and stabs it again with pointed spear ends.

You deal 9,000 damage to the Red Guardian!

The Court of Oryx consists of a relatively significant group of close assistants to Oryx the Mad God. Due to their variety of roles, they live in many different areas, none of which are good places for all of them to meet. Because of this, a meeting place is put together by Craig, a small sprite commissioned by Oryx due to his impressive capabilities with summoning and managing portals. This meeting place is within Oryx's Castle, and is guarded by Janus the Doorwarden.

Notably, Craig is one of the few minions of Oryx that is not hostile to enemies of Oryx. If asked, he will open a portal from the Court to the domain of any one of its members.

~~~

Sidequest: Oryx's Castle - Entrance

Stone Guardian (Red) ['Ω']: HP: 16,000/25,000, Attack: 5,000, Solo Power: Heals 5,000 HP and gains new abilities if fighting alone
Stone Guardian (Violet) ['Ω']: HP: 25,000/25,000, Attack: 5,000, Solo Power: Heals 5,000 HP and gains new abilities if fighting alone
 
©, after a good bit of contemplation, decides to Understand the Nameplate, and promptly leaves via the classic "Hey what's that?" Trick.

The moment nobody is looking at you, you disappear!

...

Some time later, you wake up in an infinite, featureless gray plane. Well, I say "featureless," but there are a bunch of gray trees with shining rosy leaves. Upon closer inspection, each leaf seems to resemble a small version of someone - some you recognize, some you don't. A clear path through the trees reveals itself, and as if on instinct, you follow it. You eventually arrive at a clearing in the trees, with a much larger tree in the center. And, sleeping at the base of the tree...

No way. Is that Sans Undertale?

As if reacting to your presence, Sans wakes up and immediately begins monologuing.

sans: * oh, hey there.
sans: * so, i guess you must be the newest owner of the nameplate, huh?
sans: * i'd assume so based on the fact it's fused to the left side of you.
sans: * well, anyway. the point is you're new around here.
sans: * if you want to refine your abilities with that thing, you need to know better how to use it.
sans: * first of all, the traveler's tree that you get access to with that thing?
sans: * it's not a just-for-you thing.
sans: * yours is special, because your energy creates all the trees, but that's beside the point.
sans: * a lot of people have their own traveler's trees. when there's a bunch of alternate versions of you, the tree grows. more begets more.
sans: * why do i bring this up?
sans: * well, for some reason, a lot of versions of me exist.
sans: * almost a shocking number, really.
sans: * some are just small variations. others are pretty... out there.
sans: * so i'm just the right guy to train you on that plate of yours.


Sans cracks his knuckles and stands up.

sans: * so here's the way this is going to go.
sans: * each of us is going to summon a copy of ourselves from our tree.
sans: * then the two of them fight to the death. or at least until they get tired.
sans: * you'll need to grab some pretty out-there ones that have interesting alterations, otherwise the copies of me will start getting smart.
sans: * if your guy defeats mine, you keep him for an advantage in the next round.
sans: * same if mine defeats yours.
sans: * in case of a tie, both copies stay.
sans: * there'll be ten matchups.
sans: * if you win, you'll understand your tree a bit more.
sans: * and, as a bonus, any copies that survive return to the real world with you.
sans: * if you lose, you get nothing. sad, right?
sans: * ...
sans: * 'kay, let's go.


Sans elbows his tree, and a leaf falls from it and breaks open! Sans Underswap stands up and points at you, energetically.

SANS: * I SHALL CAPTURE YOU!

An interesting opening. What will you do in response to this?

~~~

The Traveler's Plane

Sans Undertale [???]: Tree Copies Remaining: 9
Sans Underswap [???]: HP: 10/10, has all abilities of Papyrus Undertale
 
A letter somehow makes it to [Name Here], which just has a bunch of capital A's. Presumably it was made through Text to Speech. (@Krill13)


"Unique, eh? Well I got just the thing!"

©
would aggressively shake his hands, causing a leaf to fall down from the light breeze. And what pops out is something similar to ©, but with a few noticeable changes.

The first is one of his hands is replaced by a worn and battered cutlass, with a set of runes across it. In his other hand he wields what seems to be a flintlock, but its clear, and where the ammunition would sit there's instead a small cluster of lightning.

The second difference is the large pirate hat on his head, with the eyes of the skull seeming to always look at you. And the third is the strange flickering around him, where for brief moments a ghostly crew can be seen, yet always vanish before you could get a closer look.

The copy, who I shall refer to as Pirate ©, stares at ©, then turns towards Sans Underswap, and prepares for battle.


King of the Sea [30/35]
 
[ACTION]

Free:

I grab some energy from the Bingus Bungus Energy! while no one is looking.

...except there will never be a moment where none is looking, no matter how we mold our beliefs into that of ignorance to the overseers...

Base:
Huh. Who would have thought that having more attack-oriented entities would make clearing enemies much faster? Who'd a thunk it?

Anyway here's a Voodoo Guy who does voodoo things to make enemy peeps start hurting all over.

...the catch here is that instead of stabbing dolls to make you hurt all over, he just directly f**king stabs you to make you hurt all over.


[ENTITIES]

Silverfish, the Unnatural Thing, the Discount Dragon, the Gun-Shaped Spawner Of Bullets, and the Voodoo Guy all go to town on the Forest Ent and then the wolves when the ent is dead.
BOB the recently-hired builder has been commissioned to build an internally obstructive staircase inside BOB's enemy, whether it be a Forest Wolf or the Forest Ent.
Shield Person's up front and shielding for everyone.
The Healer tries to delay a heal for Shield Person to when he is damaged.
The Crewmate gives Shield Person yet more boost to his armor.
The Bingus Bungus Energy! charges up Energy.
The Bingus Bungus Builder continues building up the Bingus Bungus Shield for Shield Person.


[CHARGE]

[6/10]
@little1133
(finishing up the 3-parter bit I don't exactly mind if the recipient's not here anymore)
Another turn, another bottle-that is an incoming molotov.

In one way or another this still ends up being a +1.
 
Operation Velvet Glove [4/5]


[COUNTER REPEL]
Niyr decides to use some more trickery, by letting the blast hit him, but then creating your typical portal loop, so as it knocks him in one direction, which is into a portal that leads to a second portal in front of the first one.
But what about movement in other directions you may ask? Well, Niyr's solution to that is the logic of how he got aboard the Adventurer's Sails in the first place. As he glitched into the hall, he is logically still below decks, and therefore the only way to remove him without magic or violating physics is to either put a hole in the ship or send him flying back up onto the deck and off the ship. As this appears to be a basic force attack, only the putting a hole in the ship or sending him flying options are possible. Now, as further insurance against possible problems that this could cause, Niyr would further teleport each cycle through the portal loop to center himself again, ensuring he doesn't go off course. And as a final part of this, he would simply use his wings and air resistance to slow down, as to avoid any risks to his limbs by extending them outside of the radius of the portal.
[ACTION] (WIP as of this time, will be finished soon.)
And now, the coup de grâce.
How? Via a coup d'état.
Why? Because of Exclusive Economic Zones.

Want to know more? Check back soon on your favourite Pro-Godmodder TV Station!

You counter the launch attempt successfully!

[Action]

``This is anything but pleasant, if you so much want to sink our ship, YOU SHOULD HAD THOUGHT OF REMOVING US FIRST!``

Cue obligatory heavy breathing.

``MAKE THIS QUICK, I KNOW YOU WANT TO DO IT, I KNOW YOU WILL WANT TO BRAINWASH US ALL, HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF SINKING US, YOU JUST APPREHEND US AND DRAG OUR UNCONSCIOUS BODIES DOWN TO YOUR FINAL POINT..``

Something's wrong, VERY WRONG, he's either threatening the PGs in order to drive them into being a bit too reckless or forfeiting, trying to urge them to take the AGs into custody so that the AG entities aren't killed when the ship is inevitably sunk or he's developing a evil side, or he's just insane


(yes, this is a action)


[Charge]
(you know the drill, wait until the navy battle is over, regardless of the winners)



[OOC]

(Forms include: the sane and normal one, the sane one with added heat and fire, the reckless one, the cold one and now...

The insane (and possibly evil) one.)

Uh... sure! You destroy the incoming [pipis] and grant 10,000 Momentum to the Adventurers' Sails!

I change my text color to the default color when narrating my own actions from now on as changing text colors on mobile is very cumbersome. First I make the bouncers name literal and force them to bounce in place. Once that's done I use my actual actions to try and convince the entitys on the ship to make me thier new boss through the power of a musical number

...Oh, whoops. I forgot you were still on the boat that left. Uh, I can fix this.

The Partnership Collective Drones share a single mind connected to all the other Drones! As such, your music number falls mostly on deaf ears...
Not entirely, though! The boat itself begins responding to your commands! The Partnership Collective Drones, panicking, escape in lifeboats! You have a ship now, much to the frustration of Aspera!

~~~

The Planning Room fortifies itself!

The Spamtanic fires five more [pipis]! Three of them target the Book of Revelation, while the remaining two target the Adventurers' Sails! The Spamtanic summons a Heart on a Chain!

Ignition attacks and destroys the Spamton Minecart, destroying it! Ignition also attacks the Spamtanic, destroying the Heart on a Chain! ©#18293 removes 2,500 armor from the Spamtanic! Silas and the Crewmate work together to restore 30,000 HP to the Adventurers' Sails! The Adventurers' Sails uses its Momentum to attack the Spamtanic, dealing 100,000 damage due to its reduced Armor! It regenerates 25,000 HP!

~~~

Itinerary:
AG: Destroy Aspera!
AG: Destroy the Spamtanic!

N: Seek out your personal objectives.
PG: Protect Aspera!
PG: Sink the Adventurers' Sails!


~~ERROR~~

Please contact Tech Support at THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

~~ERROR~~

Battlefield:

Aspera [GM]: 30/50 HP, Godmodder, aboard the Occam's Razor

Entities:


Occam's Razor [SHIP][PG]: HP: 100%, entities aboard do not presently affect the arena
Planning Room [Niyr - PG]: HP: 100,000/100,000, Armor: 15,000, resets to 0 when taking unblocked damage, Fortify Planning Room: II, Naval Tactics: III, Attack the Objective!: III, (PAY 5 CHARGE FOR A NEW BATTLE TACTIC)
Fortify Planning Room: Planning Room gains 5,000 Armor. Caps at 50,000. Cap may change at later date.
Naval Tactics: [PG] ships may not be boarded by non-[PG] players the turn after this is used.
Attack the Objective!: [PG] entities' attacks deal 1.2x damage this turn, but may only target entities with 100,000 or more HP.

The Spamtanic [SHIP][PG - BOSS]: HP: 328,000/500,000, Armor: -5,000, takes 4x damage from other ships, [pipis] Cannons, Boarders!: III, [Heart on a Chain]: II, [[[Hyperlink Blocked]]]: IIIIIIIIII
[pipis] Cannons: Launches 5 [pipis] at a target, each deals 30,000 damage unless destroyed mid-flight.
Boarders!: Summons three random Spamton Vehicles on a ship.
[Heart on a Chain]: Spawns a [Heart on a Chain] that takes damage for the Spamtanic.
[[[Hyperlink Blocked]]]: Does something cataclysmic!
pipis x2: HP: 1,000/1,000 (x2), will deal 30,000 damage to the Adventurers' Sails next turn
pipis x3: HP: 1,000/1,000 (x3), will deal 30,000 damage to the Book of Revelation next turn


Adventurers' Sails [SHIP][AG]: HP: 105,000/250,000, Attack: 2 * Momentum, Regeneration: 2.5 * Momentum, Momentum: 10,000, Can be increased by player actions, Boarding Difficulty: Hard
Ignition, the Spark Controller [Ian - AG]: HP: 70,000/70,000, Attack: 25,000, Wings of Wax: If chosen, heals 20,000 HP, Gauntlets of Fire: If chosen, deals an additional 20,000 damage, only one additional ability may be chosen per turn, wearing Abandoned Bandanna
Distress Beacon [Reese - AG]: HP: 89,000/100,000, ???
Crewmate [AG]: HP: 25,000/25,000, does tasks
Silas, Last of the Boatmakers [AG]: HP: 42,000/50,000, Repair: 25,000, can only repair ships
Testificate [N]: HP: 75,000/75,000, Armor: 5,000, 1,000 Reaction Fire, Trade: Give him +1 charge for something extra strange to happen!

©#18293: HP: 4/4, Atrophic Attunement: Eats away at the Attack or Armor of targets

Book of Revelation [SHIP][Lady in Violet - N]: HP: 69,000/100,000, Boarding Difficulty: Easy


Players:
LapisLazuli': Vortex [AG], aboard the Adventurers' Sails
Dragonwolf73: Niyr [PG], aboard the Adventurers' Sails
Firewing: Just Flask [AG], aboard the Adventurers' Sails
Champion Greninjoid: Reese [AG], aboard the Adventurers' Sails
Esther: Narrator [AG], aboard the Adventurers' Sails
Razor_Typhoon: Ian [AG], aboard the Adventurers' Sails
Krill13: [Name Here] [N] (Currently carrying 2 capital "I"s, a 5,000 damage coupon, and a talking candy)
Layn: Layn [AG], aboard the Adventurers' Sails
Banana-Fish: Pol and Kirby [AG], on a sidequest
O.R.I.G.I.N.: Decil [AG], aboard the Adventurers' Sails
Sylveone46: Cutlass McClaymore [AG], aboard the Adventurers' Sails
6FootDeep: Swarm of Zachs [AG], aboard the Adventurers' Sails
Zparks: Sblib [N], aboard the Adventurers' Sails
Whimsythescholar: The Lady In Violet [N], aboard the Book of Revelation
Crimtane Shovel: ©
Master of Infinity: The Master of the Infinitum [AG], aboard the Adventurers' Sails
ChrysalisM: Adaptoid #001 [AG], aboard the Adventurers' Sails
little1133: Birdie [AG], aboard the Adventurers' Sails
Kitnight: ?

Dragonwolf73:
Destiny: Mastery of Tactics

Krill13:
Destiny: Spawn Point
Ocular Implants
+ Your actions have a 50% chance to be 3x as effective!​
- All of your actions have their power reduced to 0.5x before all other multipliers!​
+ Entities with dodging capabilities cannot dodge your actions!​
± This augmentation does not affect attacks against Godmodders.​
Banana-Fish:
Destiny: Bookkeeper

Crimtane Shovel:
Destiny: ©

Razor_Typhoon:
Destiny: Fog

Spoils of War:
Misery: Polar Star. Owner: Cutlass McClaymore. A strange gun, with two scratches embedded into it. It looks like it gets stronger if used carefully. Once every 3 turns, it can be used to deal 1,000, 2,500, or 5,000 damage, depending on its current level. The level goes up when PG entities die or the Godmodder takes damage, and it goes down when AG entities die. Level: 3, Cooldown: III
The Teletubbies: Tubby Custard Machine. Owner: Pol. A whimsical machine with two large spires for storing Tubby Custard. Once every 4 turns, it can be used to heal 5,000 HP to any entity. This healing can bring entities over their max HP, if they're not already above their max HP. Additionally, the Tubby Custard Key may be used one time to revive any entity that died the preceding turn, with full HP. THE TUBBY CUSTARD KEY MAY ONLY BE USED ONCE THROUGH THE ENTIRE GAME. Cooldown: IIII. Tubby Custard Key: Available
Fortegreen Crewmate: Emergency Meeting Button. Owner: Just Flask. A red button that can be used to assemble everyone in the area. Once every 5 turns, it can be used to summon a Crewmate, who the owner will be able to direct to various tasks. Its effectiveness will vary. Cooldown: IIIII
Kabula: Kabula Cannon. Owner: Reese. A large, somewhat unwieldy cannon that fires three shots at once. Once every 5 turns, it can be used to deal 10,000 damage to three different entities. For the purposes of this Spoil, Crowd entities are counted as a single entity. Cooldown: IIIII
Cyber End*r Dr*gon: Cyber Dr*gon Egg. Owner: Niyr. Somehow, turning the End*r Dr*gon into a technological terror passed the property on to this egg. The egg appears to have no function, but there is a green button on the back. The longer you look at it, the brighter it gets. You get the feeling you can only press this button once... Green Button: Available, Charge: 17 (Note: Benefits of increased charge will be greatly diminished once Charge reaches 20.)
King Dedede (first fight): Abandoned Bandanna. Owner: Ian. The lost bandanna of Bandanna Dee, presumably discarded when Bandanna Dee was used to summon Kabula. The Abandoned Bandanna may be given to an entity, granting it an additional 5,000 Attack until it dies, at which point the Abandoned Bandanna will become available again. Status: Unavailable
Shaggy: The Sandwich Of Oblivion. Owner: [Name Here]. A sandwich of unfathomable power, made of the finest ingredients one can find in the thousand universes. This sandwich may be fed to an NPC a total of three times across the entire game, with an indeterminate and plot-linked cooldown. Eating the sandwich will cause a major plot disturbance or critical interference. This will not always work out in the favor of the owner. Status: Available, uses left: 3


Permanent Upgrades:
Chapter 1: The Great K.A.T.E.
A strange red bucket that contains a weather machine. What does K.A.T.E. stand for? Your guess is as good as mine! The Great K.A.T.E. provides many forms of weather information. The more kinds of weather information an action uses, the more damage it will deal if it succeeds, up to 1.5x the usual amount! However, if the attack doesn't use a piece of weather properly, all weather bonuses will be lost!
Chapter 2: Crossroads of Destiny. A portion of Shaggy's power, specifically dealing in one's "destiny." At an indeterminate time, the Crossroads of Destiny will appear to a player character, giving them a large number of choices for a permanent augmentation that can shake up how they play the game. (Indeterminate time means I'll offer you a crossroads whenever I think I have enough cool ideas for your character.)
 
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[Charge]:
[14/60]: The letter is then thrown in a portal.
+1 to ©, in the shape of a bone because yes. (@OrichalcumShovel)

[Action]: Making a Pokémon reference.

I read the Violet stone guardian's name and think something, from a certain place:
<Hold on. Isn't that potential lawsuit material for a certain new pokémon game?>
<...>


Pol then turns to the Violet guardian... and watches as a ridiculously large gavel appears above it, with the hammer side just above its head.
It draws itself back, and then slams into the ground.

"It is now decided."
...
"..."

And then, inexplicably, several of a certain familiar purple bike dragon pokémon (Miraidon, for those in the know) appear from various portals all around the violet stone guardian, ramming into it with their head in their ride form, bouncing off and turning into their battle form, and then clawing at the stone guardian with green spiky... energy gauntlets (also known as the animé version of dragon claw, also for those in the know).

Seeing all the Miraidon, Pol's eyes widen as an idea pops into mind, and then flies towards the violet stone guardian, teleporting on top of it. Pol then taps the guardian on its head with their wing, using a certain hilarious move known as Soak, causing water to run down its stony skin, and permeate its stony flesh as capillaries and blood vessels permeate the human body.

The Violet stone guardian is now... a water type.

Pol then prepares a massive telekinetic message, and broadcasts it to all of the Miraidon.
<<USE ELECTRO-DRIFT NOW!>>

In response, the Miraidon attacking the stone guardian then fly back and start spinning forwards in place, at the Violet stone guardian. They build and build up speed, until they become a blur, before electrical sparks jump up between them and the air. Electricity in them builds and builds, and once copious amounts of electricity can be seen coursing through each of the rolling blurs, the Miraidon then collectively burst towards the Violet stone guardian, creating littles explosions of electricity (relative to the stone guardian, anyway) at each point of impact, before disappearing, to who knows where.

The joke here is that electric type moves such as electro drift are super effective on water-

The gavel from earlier then spins again, having just been floating there from earlier.
"Now. Your judgement is here. You are hereby no longer allowed to use the name Violet, as that is used in the pokémon game, Pokémon Violet."
"...what?"

The gavel then spins around, and then slams into the violet stone guardian. Pol flies up, and watches the guardian get thrown back, possibly into a wall, and then the gavel as it fades away.
"...?"

...
Wait-
 
[ACTION]

Free:

I grab some energy from the Bingus Bungus Energy! while no one is looking.

...except there will never be a moment where none is looking, no matter how we mold our beliefs into that of ignorance to the overseers...

Base:
Huh. Who would have thought that having more attack-oriented entities would make clearing enemies much faster? Who'd a thunk it?

Anyway here's a Voodoo Guy who does voodoo things to make enemy peeps start hurting all over.

...the catch here is that instead of stabbing dolls to make you hurt all over, he just directly f**king stabs you to make you hurt all over.


[ENTITIES]

Silverfish, the Unnatural Thing, the Discount Dragon, the Gun-Shaped Spawner Of Bullets, and the Voodoo Guy all go to town on the Forest Ent and then the wolves when the ent is dead.
BOB the recently-hired builder has been commissioned to build an internally obstructive staircase inside BOB's enemy, whether it be a Forest Wolf or the Forest Ent.
Shield Person's up front and shielding for everyone.
The Healer tries to delay a heal for Shield Person to when he is damaged.
The Crewmate gives Shield Person yet more boost to his armor.
The Bingus Bungus Energy! charges up Energy.
The Bingus Bungus Builder continues building up the Bingus Bungus Shield for Shield Person.


[CHARGE]

[6/10]
@little1133
(finishing up the 3-parter bit I don't exactly mind if the recipient's not here anymore)
Another turn, another bottle-that is an incoming molotov.

In one way or another this still ends up being a +1.

2,000 Bingus Bungus Energy! taken!

CRIT! Voodoo Guy That Just Stabs You summoned.

~~~

The Unnatural Thing attacks the Forest Ent, dealing 2,000 damage! The Silverfish attacks the Forest Ent, dealing 1,000 damage! The Healer idles! BOB ATTACKS THE FOREST ENT, DEALING 2,500 DAMAGE TO IT! The Discount Ender Dragon attacks the Forest Ent, finishing it off!! The Gun-Shaped Spawner Of Bullets spawns six bullets! Five shots hit one of the Forest Wolves, dealing 5,000 damage! One shot misses, dealing 1,000 damage to a different Forest Wolf! The Voodoo Guy attacks a Forest Wolf, dealing 2,500 damage! The Crewmate increases the Shield Person's armor by 100! The Bingus Bungus Energy! gains 10,000 Energy! The Bingus Bungus Builder! uses 1,000 Energy to give 1,000-HP to the Bingus Bungus Shield!

The Forest Wolves attack the Shield Person, destroying the Bingus Bungus Shield! and dealing 2,500 damage!

~~~

Candy Box Island - The Forest:
Field Effect: 5 Forest Mosquitoes will spawn every turn, starting in 2 turns


Forest Wolf [H](x5): HP: 10,000/10,000(x3), Attack: 2,500(x5)
HP: 9,000/10,000 (x1)
HP: 2,500/10,000 (x1)

Shield Person [Krill13 - N]: HP: 7,500/10,000, Armor: 1,800, Bingus Bungus Shield!: 0 HP, guarding all entities made by [Name Here]
Unnatural Thing [Krill13 - N]: HP: 1,000/1,000, Attack: 502 + 497 + 1,001
Silverfish [Krill13 - N]: HP: 3,000/3,000, Attack: 1,000, ignores armor
Healer [Krill13 - N]: HP: 2,500/2,500, Healing: 2,500
BOB [Krill13 - N]: HP: 2,500/2,500, ATTACK: 2,500
Discount Ender Dragon [Krill13 - N]: HP: 8,000/8,000, Attack: 1,200 * 2
Gun-Shaped Spawner Of Bullets [Krill13 - N]: HP: 1,000/1,000, Attack: 1,000 * 6, 10% chance to hit enemy other than targeted enemy
Voodoo Guy That Just Stabs You [Krill13 - N]: HP: 5,000/5,000, Attack: 2,500, heals 1,250 HP on a successful hit
Crewmate [Krill13 - N]: HP: 25,000/25,000, does tasks
The Bingus Bungus Energy! [Krill13 - N]: HP: 50,000/50,000, Energy: 42,000 (+10,000/turn), may take energy as a free action in addition to base actions, amount of energy taken scales with free action and is expended immediately to boost this turn's action, don't expect to be able to take more than 5,000 per turn per player, 1 Energy = 1 Action Power
The Bingus Bungus Builder! [Krill13 - N]: HP: 10,000/10,000, Spends 1,000 Bingus Bungus Energy to give a 1,000 HP Shield to an entity
 
[Charge]:
[14/60]: The letter is then thrown in a portal.
+1 to ©, in the shape of a bone because yes. (@OrichalcumShovel)

[Action]: Making a Pokémon reference.

I read the Violet stone guardian's name and think something, from a certain place:
<Hold on. Isn't that potential lawsuit material for a certain new pokémon game?>
<...>


Pol then turns to the Violet guardian... and watches as a ridiculously large gavel appears above it, with the hammer side just above its head.
It draws itself back, and then slams into the ground.

"It is now decided."
...
"..."

And then, inexplicably, several of a certain familiar purple bike dragon pokémon (Miraidon, for those in the know) appear from various portals all around the violet stone guardian, ramming into it with their head in their ride form, bouncing off and turning into their battle form, and then clawing at the stone guardian with green spiky... energy gauntlets (also known as the animé version of dragon claw, also for those in the know).

Seeing all the Miraidon, Pol's eyes widen as an idea pops into mind, and then flies towards the violet stone guardian, teleporting on top of it. Pol then taps the guardian on its head with their wing, using a certain hilarious move known as Soak, causing water to run down its stony skin, and permeate its stony flesh as capillaries and blood vessels permeate the human body.

The Violet stone guardian is now... a water type.

Pol then prepares a massive telekinetic message, and broadcasts it to all of the Miraidon.
<<USE ELECTRO-DRIFT NOW!>>

In response, the Miraidon attacking the stone guardian then fly back and start spinning forwards in place, at the Violet stone guardian. They build and build up speed, until they become a blur, before electrical sparks jump up between them and the air. Electricity in them builds and builds, and once copious amounts of electricity can be seen coursing through each of the rolling blurs, the Miraidon then collectively burst towards the Violet stone guardian, creating littles explosions of electricity (relative to the stone guardian, anyway) at each point of impact, before disappearing, to who knows where.

The joke here is that electric type moves such as electro drift are super effective on water-

The gavel from earlier then spins again, having just been floating there from earlier.
"Now. Your judgement is here. You are hereby no longer allowed to use the name Violet, as that is used in the pokémon game, Pokémon Violet."
"...what?"

The gavel then spins around, and then slams into the violet stone guardian. Pol flies up, and watches the guardian get thrown back, possibly into a wall, and then the gavel as it fades away.
"...?"

...
Wait-

In a rather maddening series of twists, the Violet Indigo Stone Guardian loses the rights to the word Violet and takes 15,000 damage! However, at some point in the subsequent storm of lawyers, the Red Scarlet Stone Guardian gains exclusive rights to the word "Scarlet"! The excess quantities of Pokemon Scarlet on store shelves are pulled and their net worth used for paying legal fees! The Scarlet Stone Guardian uses the money won in the lawsuit to buy armor polish, healing 5,000 HP! (Considering Solo Power it's not a bad tradeoff.)

Lord Shaitan is the king of the djinns, sealed away long ago deep within the Realm's core by Oryx's ambitions. When Oryx turned to darker arts, he granted Shaitan the power to harness the fire in his prison for his own ends. In exchange, Shaitan serves as an advisor to Oryx regarding his pursuits in the subterranean areas of the realm.

With the power of the Realm's very core, Shaitan has become a master of infernal magics, able to command fire hotter than even that of the demons serving under Malphas. This makes him a frightening force to fight against, but promises mighty abilities to whomever fells him successfully.

~~~

Sidequest: Oryx's Castle - Entrance

Stone Guardian (Scarlet) ['Ω']: HP: 21,000/25,000, Attack: 5,000, Solo Power: Heals 5,000 HP and gains new abilities if fighting alone
Stone Guardian (Indigo) ['Ω']: HP: 10,000/25,000, Attack: 5,000, Solo Power: Heals 5,000 HP and gains new abilities if fighting alone
 
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A letter somehow makes it to [Name Here], which just has a bunch of capital A's. Presumably it was made through Text to Speech. (@Krill13)


"Unique, eh? Well I got just the thing!"

©
would aggressively shake his hands, causing a leaf to fall down from the light breeze. And what pops out is something similar to ©, but with a few noticeable changes.

The first is one of his hands is replaced by a worn and battered cutlass, with a set of runes across it. In his other hand he wields what seems to be a flintlock, but its clear, and where the ammunition would sit there's instead a small cluster of lightning.

The second difference is the large pirate hat on his head, with the eyes of the skull seeming to always look at you. And the third is the strange flickering around him, where for brief moments a ghostly crew can be seen, yet always vanish before you could get a closer look.

The copy, who I shall refer to as Pirate ©, stares at ©, then turns towards Sans Underswap, and prepares for battle.


King of the Sea [30/35]

Pirate © summoned!

~~~

Sans Underswap attacks first, with a blue attack! The attack keeps the Ghost Crew from performing aerial attacks! Pirate © fires his Lightning Flintlock, delivering a glancing blow - but still an effective one! Sans Underswap delivers a fast-moving attack, which the Cursed Cutlass counters easily! The Ghost Crew comes in for an attack, but is driven off by a Totally Normal Attack from Sans Underswap!

At the end of it all, both parties are left at 3 HP! The Ghost Crew also remains unable to perform aerial attacks.

sans: * not bad for a first try.
sans: * of course, i still have plenty of tricks up my sleeve.
sans: * can you keep up?


Another leaf falls from the tree. This iteration of Sans appears to have a large trident and a heavy crown. He brandishes the trident, his eyes shining with intent to kill...

~~~

The Traveler's Plane

Pirate © [???]: HP: 3/9, Lightning Flintlock, Cursed Cutlass, Ghost Crew (grounded)

Sans Undertale [???]: Tree Copies Remaining: 9
Sans Underswap [???]: HP: 3/10, Blue Attack, Fast Attack, Totally Normal Attack
Sans Storyshift [???]: HP: 10/10, Trident, Fire Magic, No Mercy
 
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