Do you fear for your life with all those sword-swinging Terrarians wanting you to GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE, YOU FILTHY ANIMAL...?
*crie
Every night, I sleep with one eye open to protect against the evil Terrarians. There was this one night... ---
It was dark. Silent. Suddenly, a massive green bolt flew past my ear, singing my fur and illuminating the night with a neon-lime trail. It hit the side of a cliff and dispersed in a dustlike manner, leaving behind a small hole with blackened dirt and stone. Another one passed, this time by my tail, and as I backed away, whimpering in fear, I saw it. Right in front of me, a shadowy figure stepped towards me, the only light coming from the lamp hat on it's head. The figure held in it's hand a green sword, decorated with a golden branch-like handle. Three holes lined the blade, each howling as the sword lashed at the air. With each strike, another green bolt shot out of the mystical sword, slowly blowing the terrain around me straight out of the ground. I trembled in fear, slowly backing away before breaking into a brisk hop, using my short legs to their greatest extent.
Behind me, the sound of fire breaks out, and a small red stick drops to the ground directly in front of me, making a sound much like chalk. A sweat dribbles down my head, leaving a trail of wet, patted down fur.
What... is that? I think, twitching my nose to sniff it, going insane from anticipation.
I suddenly become surrounded in a fiery blaze, explosions breaking out from every side. As chunks of rock and dirt become surfaced, I see a small opening, and dive in as fast as my legs can take me. It's dark. A cave. I explore the cave before hearing a trickling of water, which I follow into a large opening. My instincts are to jump into the water and hide, but I can't locate the source, so I settle inbetween two rocks jutting out of the ground. After minutes, I finally decide it's safe, and venture out from behind my rock. My ear twitches as I hear the sound of a match and fire sparking, followed by an orange light out of the corner of my eye. I then hear shuffling of legs, and a panting breath in my ear. It smells like coffee and mints.
A ragged, panting voice exclaims in a mad whisper, "Do you fear for your life with all these sword-swinging Terrarians wanting you to," suddenly, the man breaks into an insane yell, "GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU FILTHY ANIMAL?!?!"
In my back, a sharp pain quickly spreads, and my heartbeat instantly slows as I hear the patter of blood on the cold ground. I feel a cold metal slide out of the point of pain, and I slump to the floor. As the world around me starts to fade out, I see a shimmering golden pin on the man's suit. It reads "Colonel".
--- However, I woke up the next day in a field of soft grass, so whatever.
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if you could have any mythical creature (dragons and
) as a pet as loyal and peaceful as a dog, what would it be and why?
I'd have a bunny, except it could turn into a rabbit. :3