Ask a furred dragon with the burden of a tailmaw anything

[Maddie.]

what is your favorite bred?

Preferably not toasted

 

[Maddie.]

Recently I’ve been hooked on pretzel hamburger buns

 

[ariraribari]

what is your amount of chese

 

[Maddie.]

infinite

 

[ariraribari]

that’s impossible

 

[Maddie.]

not with that mindset

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

Are you truly a friendly snek?

 

[Maddie.]

yes

 

[Apronoob2]

Do you believe sneks deserve all the pets

 

[ariraribari]

Do you believe sneks deserve all the pets

no

 

[Maddie.]

Do you believe sneks deserve all the pets

Yes

no

you’re wrong

 

[Slight]

Have you ever bitten anyone?

 

[Maddie.]

Have you ever bitten anyone?

i bite my tongue all the time, does that count?

 

[Slight]

No it dosn’t, You truly are a friendly snek

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

what would you do if i poked you on da head
just a nice soft poke
what wud you do

 

[Maddie.]

what would you do if i poked you on da head
just a nice soft poke
what wud you do

Just don’t poke my brain and I’m cool wit it

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

i no poke brain
jus on da hed
*poketh*

 

[Maddie.]

Ouch my brian

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

;-;

 

[Slight]

I have a great plan:

So I’m lactose intolerant, so no one will suspect that i commit cheese theft.
But you have a reputation for cheese theft, so people will assume that its you.
So if I commit cheese theft and give it to you, we could pull of the perfect crime
I would get the satisfaction of committing crimes
And you would get cheese