Ask Me Anything I Suppose + Quotes list.

[Kit Da Percussionist]

Heya there people.
At the point of writing this I've been here around 3 years at this point.
Thought I'd revamp what this says a tad.
But yeah, here's my Ama.
Ask me whatever you'd like.

Spoiler: Original post

Hi I am Kitnight the Kitsune Warrior of Ji. Saw a porta people had this and i thought it would be really cool to make one too. So go ahead, ask me anything.

Spoiler: Quotes

Spoiler: TCF Quotes

my fake eyes are bleeding

STOP ROLEPLAYING AND EAT SOME ING CHEESE

holy
i just learned that a light switch in America isn’t called a flicky wicky licky donker

I procrastinated your protons

Don’t make me use my Ultra Super Mega Hyper Death Laser Deluxe.

My favourite Pokeman is Batman from Avengers: Endgame by DreamWorks Studios.

*still suffocating and can't do anything about it*

just die already
so hows everyones evening

I captured God

God chooses to take the form of a frickin super saiyan cat and it's awesome

(yeah cuz the mf got jumped by a vegetable)

Sans was eaten by the Dungeon Guardian.

-Aurora3500

Normality is boring.

Reject humanity and return to apples.

-Banana_T-REX

Having finally bested the wall in a staring contest, Watveh just floats on over to the nearest empty chair and "sits", by phasing through the seat.

Yeah, 505Games actually owns orcas. Like ðe whole species. I'm pretty sure ðey sued evolution over it a few years ago.

actually im divorce flavored poptarts

Fair enough!

Looks like I need to remove all of my DNA.

-Schparksss

Yes, the comfy chair! BECAUSE NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

I was feeling hungry and opened my fridge to see what I could eat wiþ minimal preparation when I saw some bagels. It was a small bag, only containing two bagels. I pulled it out and prepared a plate and bread knife. Toaster at ðe ready, I reached into ðe bag for a bagel only to find ðat it was moldy. I was devistated; I felt crushed, but I still had a sliver of hope. I knew ðe second bagel probably wasn't in much better condition ðan ðe first, but I had noþing to lose by checking. But alas, it, too, was moldy. Anyway, how's everyone here doing?

People say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy silly hats and ðere's really not much of a difference.

Meanwhile, Watveh:
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I've successfully stolen Capitalism

-The Shovel

"we are holier than thou" to the ninth power

-Hourai Waffle

It looks like you're gonna have a French time...

Also will this mean we can revive the new bunker rp and combine catgirls with inanimate objects-

-Esther

DAWG thayt growht mindset i been taught that all the time in scool
im only interested in become a dope human bean
so i guess that counts lmao

-Cherry

im gonna ing murder whatever fired those death rays
if its already dead i will just get Blight to revive it so I can kill it infinitely
it, i'll send it into G.E.R's deathloop

-Terrariaon3DS

Corns
Main article: Corn (pathology)

Painful corns
A corn (or clavus, plural clavi) is a cone-shaped callus that penetrates into the dermis, usually on the feet or hands. Corns may form due to chronic pressure or rubbing at a pressure point (in this skin over a bone), or due to scar tissue from a healing wound creating pressure in a weight-bearing area such as the sole of the foot. If there is constant stimulation of the tissue producing the corns, even after the corn is surgically removed, the skin may continue to grow as a corn.[citation needed]

The hard part at the center of the corn resembles a funnel with a broad raised top and a pointed bottom. Because of their shape, corns intensify the pressure at the tip and can cause deep tissue damage and ulceration.[5] The scientific name for a corn is heloma (plural helomata). A hard corn is called a heloma durum, while a soft corn is called a heloma molle.

The location of the soft corns tends to differ from that of hard corns. Hard corns occur on dry, flat surfaces of skin. Soft corns (frequently found between adjacent toes) stay moist, keeping the surrounding skin soft. The corn's center is not soft however, but indurated.

The specific diagnostic workup and treatments for corns may differ substantially from other forms of calluses.

stop telling your donkey what to do, let them have their own thoughts, and stop bullying them for their weirdness, they aren't off they are just an .

anyways I just ate a child

*loud wispering*
stop screaming im trying to suffocate you!

My head is built like the anvil part of a Minecraft anvil

-Minos Prime

Agony is grape flavored

You mean fancy-evil man? I probably will, yes.
Daikin is the golden money capitalism guy that faded away after giving fancy-evil the strange orb.

oh god that was a sentence

Here, you want some rotten intestines too?
I'm willing to share.

(Meanwhile, Watveh is still embracing the life of a Beyblade)

(I'm just imagining him being found going like:
"Found you."
"No you didn't." While standing perfectly visible in front of the other person
"Ok"
)

Narrator:

It was as this moment, the second just before those bullets were fired, that there was a moment of silence. A perfectly understandable 3 second gap before any other action occured. And this was because of one thing, and one thing only.
The Second Great Cat War was about to begin, and none of the forums were ready. The Roleplay Section was still rebuilding after the losses of such people as Glitchtrap, and The Abyss of The Last Post Wins was beginning to slow, starting to be left only to those who dared enter it's infinite depths of comments and replies. However, with this final shot, the Era of Dying had come to an end.

Nya, es.

(Just touch the red poprock goddamn it)

(oh God it really is)
Well, due to peer pressure, Ryvare decides to join the "touching a God" crew.

(Well let's see if ill trigger another Wack-a-mole game)

Watveh very cautiously pokes his head out of the ground.
"So, can we have a conversation or.....?"

Throw away!

Well. That’s worded badly.

ing punch people.

(That's my secret technique. I eat all your luck.)

``One word, bucket.``

He taps the bucket he wears on his head.

I will cancel your spine

im gay
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also
im gay
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Ehh, valid. Yk what people say after all.

The more you know, the more you realize how much you don't know.

Bill nya the science guy

guys i just found out im a microwave lets go

Its raining really hard where I am RN
If I go outside I might get pummeled to oblivion

Dangit, I knew I should've gotten good at bullet hell

You guys know about lying by omission?

Bros boutta cook a steak so bad they cough up a chunk of reality

Cuts into well-done steak and takes a bite

“oh my god Azzouru this tastes like sh-“

Vomits up half of a sword.

I still love that interaction.
"But what if I die?"
"Then don't."

“We removed the pipe bomb from your mailbox…and put it in your hand”

She can roll her eyes better than I can design a rolling boulder


That woman is haaaard to impress

-Redigit

Now what would give that idea?
also sorry for being 22 minutes late, got jumpscared by sprinklers

Xee is currently on a phonecall, using a unplugged toaster. After some intense yelling, he throws it, where it promptly explodes. He'd then decide to go check out what Atmos is doing... by sitting in a lawn chair a good 40 feet off the ground.

"Riding high on reality itself"

YOU'RE TOO LATE MARIO
I AM NOW FORKLIFT CERITIFIED

The true final boss were the boulders we met along the way

-Redigit

Ain’t nobody expecting the light construct to start speaking Italian.

This went from a serious roleplay about the concept of defeat and endurance to a Mario game.

*orb pondering intensifies*

*awkward silence part 2, electric boogaloo*

NYEHEHEHEHE!

SCHPARKS EVIL ARC!

Cheating is good.

Revelation 3:16
But since you are like lukewarm water, neither hot nor cold, I will spit you out of my mouth!

-I don't remember.

In the red square… a shovel he’ll wield until you yield, if you blunder you’ll be six feet under… it’s @Gravekeeper's Shovel !
In the blue square… your name and location, he knows both, and he’s behind you with the axe of regrowth… it’s @Kitnight !

-Rattles Magoo

We are no longer The Squirrels who say Ni. We are The Squirrels who say Ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

Did you order your alphabet soup shaken instead of stirred?

I gotta go fast again

THIS CANNOT CONTINUE

YOU CAN’T JUST TURN EVERYONE IN THE FORUMS INTO YUGIOH CARDS

I classify myself as forcefully optimistic.

As in, I punch the happiness into you

they don't call you an illegal emotional support rock for nothing

I will send you to the Algebra Realm for such insults

What in the name of Rouxls code are y'all waffling about?

"Overtaking"

MY BAD

I MEANT TAKING OVER

SLEEP DEPRIVED CONTEMPLATOR STRIKES AGAIN

I'M NOT CONFUSING
I'M JUST
*~AMERICAN~*

Only 999 more until they get the gold van!

also how tf do you respect the van? do you just have some afternoon tea with it?

My brother in christ I am a Shovel.

I have no organs

'Let's go, I love being evaporated by acid'

ah sorry
it’s rouxls kaard from the hit game doki doki deltarune club

“So you’ve been taking L’s for thousands of years? That would explain why you sound like a whiny .”

An audible vineboom plays

There is a person, bound and gagged inside the suitcase. Weird, I wonder what they’re doing.

"STILL AS DEDICATED TO YOUR WORK AS EVER, EH? VERY GOOD!"

Because God has left the chat, the ear muffs aren't working. Truly, the worst possible timeline.

(YES)
(VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER, BUT IT'S THE QUESTION)
(AND THE ANSWER IS YES)

(nah it’s funny.)
(the real question is cat ears or no cat ears)

RNG giveth, and RNG taketh away.

(Mostly on account of how I'm built like a tree, dress like a highlighter, and silently just  appear)

Mid life crisis?

yeah, id have a crisis too if my life was mid
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(I play the bass.

Oh cool, but which bass?

The bassilisk.)

(Guys I never said it would explode)

(Just that it’s canon it’s a bomb capable of atomizing an entire planet)

It's like a hot tub but unsanitary

Chat why is Kylo Ren here?

OH.

THAT’S NOT-

Wait this isn't a public hot tub

Renati would meanwhile be plotting how to make the container of hot chocolate larger.

well jokes on you this mech has no clothes
only bullets, but you can eat those if you want

Mothwoman who do you main?

(Bossfight.. an RP on a colossal scale, one full of great battles and epic tales of…

Oh.. wrong RP.

Here we have draconic beings discussing how to unlock a phone for two pages.)

COGNIZANCE is just sitting still and staring off into space.

The stick somehow makes an angry expression.

What makes this confusing is how you can tell its making an angry expression when nothing has changed, and it isn't moving.

Why the heck am I being normal I need to be more weird

*Ahem*

TANGERINE, SOUR FLAVOURED CURTAINS.

“Ah man I wonder what happened to the guy who liked robots a little too much”

You’re gonna see me on the news

“Augmented human breaks into the ‘catgirl research’ laboratory in Beijing, steals 3 subjects and leaves.”

OH WAIT

Is this the part where we all cumulatively assault Roulx?

Mothwoman yandere confirmed

The crab is still eating the furniture.

MERCI BEAUCOUP

WHAT ME FAMILY LACKS IN LUCK WE MAKE UP FOR WITH ABSOLUTE GRINDS.

God, I'm thinking about this one girl I knew who got into Harvard and she kept ing bragging about it~ It got super ing annoying because she kept dogging on other people, especially me, for where we were going (I'm going to a community college because its cheap,) so I reminded her of the time we had a Home Ec class and she didn't know how to operate a can opener~

Oh boy, energy is fully charged

Time to go pulverize more traitless enemies with my goddamn anime woman

Dancin is weird when u think abt it cus its just people movin they body in weird ways bcs we are hearing some goofy sound waves.

-Cherry on Steam

All these mfs out here trying to use their magic

She just shoots people

Im a god damn fairy god mother

it's not main character syndrome if you're ACTUALLY the main character

I have main villain syndrome

dont

dont grr me back

im fragiel

yr gonna make me

nake me

c-cry

violence is never the answer

but arson is!

school nurse mode activated

You're suffering from a very severe lack of vitamin me.

Spoiler: Quotes from Other Things

Business is like cookie clicker

-Ted Nivison

Bread puns forever!

-King

Ah yes, unique, for when you don't want to say bad

-E

Now, who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car!

-Stanley Pines

Is a bush a sandwhich?

-Charlie Slimecicle

The world is a sandwhich and Big Chungus is out there

-Charlie Slimecicle

Your Happy Hanukkah has no chance against my Blue Eyes White Dragon!

-Charlie Slimecicle

I think the world's greatest national treasure is hidden in the catacombs underneath Orlando Florida.

-Ted Nivison

I don't think there are many Magical Girls out to steal your pokemon.

-Shaun Rollins

Why don't you just go and kidnap a stranger, sacrifice them to your Alchemical gods, tada!

-Remington Chase

Your Math is no match for my gun, idiot! *gets defeated by math*

-Stanford Pines

Food is overrated!

-Remington Chase

"What doesn't have problems?"

"America. If you squint enough that your eyes are closed."

-Shaun Rollins and Remington Chase

can a show substain itself on hate alone?

-othermcnutt

good ol' King Tut, my favorite anime dog!

-Remington Chase

"I activate my united States of America!"

-Remington Chase as Barrrack Obama as Inappropriate Joey Wheeler

Biblically Accurate Pancakes

-E

Checkmate boomers, we made it gay.

-

 

[Bed_breaker117]

hey!
favorite book?
least fav book?

 

[Kit Da Percussionist]

My favorite book is The Girl who drank the moon by Kelly Barnhill and my least favorite book would probably be hmmm I didn't really like Deltora Quest

Edit:

Spoiler: To the Bone TCF addition

Starring Me as Sans and Noah as Papyrus!

Welcome to the underground!​

How was the fall​

If you want to look around!​

Give us a call.

Spoiler: Or...

WE DON’T SEE HUMANS OFTEN!!​

were happy you just dropped in.

Spoiler: ...

I’ll be so popular when i show all the monsters what I just brought in.​

Hey, Papyrus mindja manners.

Spoiler: ...

give us your balls

CAN IT SANS! NO TIME FOR BANTER!​

excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric.

Spoiler: ...

nope

YOU’RE JUST LAZY AND APATHETIC!​

Call me what you want, I got thick skin.

Spoiler: Wow

buhdo chhh
(Cymbals)

ANOTHER BAD JOKE AND I’M FINISHED WITH HIM!​

WE ARE MONSTERS! THE AWEFULLEST KIND!​

To mess with us, take a lotta spine.​

Oh!​

We relate to your determination!​

Cause we monsters have our motivation​

Humans betrayed us and left us burning​

One day we'll make our way back to the surface​

Through all your travels your sins will follow.​

Your consequences aren't easy to swallow​

Who's the real monster, now you should know.​

You’ve cut this story down to the bone!​

SANS, THE LAST LINE OF THE CHORUS IS A PUN!​

Yup​

YOU IMBICILE, THAT WAS VERY... CLEVER.​

Heh, thanks buddy.​

YOU'RE STUCK IN THE UNDERGROUND​

Thanks to the fall.​

GOOD LUCK EVER GETTING OUT!​

Prepare to brawl​

YOU COULD SHOW MERCY TO US!​

or turn all of us to dust​

IS YOUR HEART FULL OF EVIL?​

Or full of love?​

I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, CHALLENGE YOU, TO TRY GETTING BY US!!​

Test the human with one of your puzzles​

BRILLIANT SANS! THAT WILL LEAVE THEM BEFUDDLED​

I DARE YOU TO TRY, A BITE OF SPAGETTI!!!​

Smells like the creepypastas ready​

STOP IT SANS, I'M DONE WITH THE JOKING!​

Sounds like someone's funny bones broken​

we can relate to your determination.​

Because we monsters have our motivation​

I am the mastermind, he's my apprentice​

your only still alive because I've made a promise​

you'll lose your mind while you wander for hours​

You might even decide to start talkin to flowers​

who's the real monster, now you should know!​

You've cut this story down to thr bone​

SOME DAY I'LL JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD, WHEN I CATCH THIS CHILD, CAN IT BE THAT HARD?​

look, if I'm being honest, my brother ain't nothing but harmless. I know you and all that want, you'll get a lot more from Sans than a font, the deeper you go, the messier it gets. If I had it my way you'd already be dead...​

Kidding! If you couldn't tell, I get so bored I amuse myself.​

DOWN HERE IN THE UNDERGROUND!​

You're all alone​

GOOD LUCK EVER GETTING OUT!​

You're kinda boned​

IF YOU ESCAPE THIS PRISON!​

You will know nihilism​

DON’T MESS AROUND WITH MONSTERS!​

Their scared of tiny children​

YOU’VE COME FAR, BUT SOON YOU’LL STUMBLE, WHEN I STUMP YOU WITH SOME JUNIOR JUMMBLE!​

Not so sure you'll get'em with that.​

ALAS, I’LL HIT THEM WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!​

*Wha Wha whaa!*​

LEAVE ME ALONE!​

Ya know I gotta knack, for da trombone.​

ONE MORE PUN, AND I’LL BE DONE!​

But ain't two skulls betta' than one?​

WE CAN RELATE TO YOUR DETERMINATION​

Because we monsters have our motivation.​

YOU KNOW YOUR STORY’S ALREADY BEEN TOLD!​

We can play again if you sell your soul!​

i’ve got my eye on you so you just watch it​

I'll find any skeletons inside your closet.​

Who’s the real monster, now you should know.​

You've cut this story
Down
To
The
BONE!​

​

 

[Yoop90-]

how does it feel to be a kitsune?

 

[Kit Da Percussionist]

Powerful

Edit:
Cringe

Spoiler: The Number Club

All those who were in the Number Club
@Dev0urer of Gods (Used to be #6)
@Unit One
@Planet One
@Component Two
@Fragment Three
Element Four (me!)
@Banana_Square_5
@entity 5
@snake in a tophat the 6th
@Conceptual Cherry numba 7
@SegmentedSchparksEight
@Doodles' 8
@Constituent Nine
@Pancake_Sector_10
@FractionShovel12
@Mecha_Twitchy_#13
@maranethan-14
@IndigoGollum ⅩⅣ
@piece_1e308
Duplicates are inevitable.​

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Is there any way I can become one?

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

Are you a zenko kitsune (good fox), or a yako kitsune (bad fox)?

 

[Draymien]

can you use your tails as pillows?

 

[Kit Da Percussionist]

Is there any way I can become one?

Probably not?

Are you a zenko kitsune (good fox), or a yako kitsune (bad fox)?

Depends. What is counted.

can you use your tails as pillows?

No.


Most likely you would die trying... umm see my tails would electrifi or flamifi or drownifi you...

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Aw man...

 

[Kit Da Percussionist]

Aw man...

I don't really know but probably not

 

[Tibithia Σ]

So, you were just born like that?

 

[Daikon Ocelot]

Do you chase bunny for fun?

 

[Kit Da Percussionist]

So, you were just born like that?

I suppose.

Do you chase bunny for fun?

No. Smaller is what gets chased.

 

[Talus]

My favorite book is The Girl who drank the moon by Kelly Barnhill and my least favorite book would probably be hmmm I didn't really like Deltora Quest

I LOOOOOOVE THE GIRL WHO DRANK THE MOON!!!!!

 

[Talus]

is my favorite book

 

[Kit Da Percussionist]

It is amazing

 

[Mug Not Found]

Does a kitsune need food and/or water to survive?

 

[shadows_neko]

hello
you will say hi back, wont you?

 

[Bed_breaker117]

It is amazing

why did u change pfp,just want to know