Ask a Sad Flower Anything (but keep it to Rampart alrite)

[ex-moxi]

Hi it's ya girl squishyboxx

For every question asked here I slam a frying pan against my head in your honor, you're welcome darling.

I won't answer anything that might compromise my location or identity to those damn space lizards they ruined my life. I also won't answer anything about anything other than rampart or I'll sue your granny till she smacks my pockajelly. I may or may not be in a lucid state of mind at the moment as you can certainly observe.

Ask away fruitie loops.

 

[Daikon Ocelot]

How do you do?

 

[QUEENOFCHICKENS]

am i alive or... are you alive?

 

[ex-moxi]

How do you do?

*slams frying pan*
I'm doing!!!!!!!!!!!!

am i alive or... are you alive?

*slams frying pan again*
yes

 

[Daikon Ocelot]

Woah, man, you really really hit your head with a frying pan? You okay with that?

 

[ex-moxi]

*enthusiastically slams frying pan against head multiple times*
no

 

[QUEENOFCHICKENS]

whats 1+1= ?

 

[ex-moxi]

*prying fan slam*

do i look like a calculator to ya, I'd say it's 1 because if ya put one and one together you get something that sounds like "wonwon" which sounds korean which reminds me of kim jong un so there ya go

 

[QUEENOFCHICKENS]

heres a useful one (i think) what does your name mean?

 

[Cheese sticks]

What is the frying pan like?

 

[ex-moxi]

heres a useful one (i think) what does your name mean?

*slam*
so one day I was watching my favorite anime of all time Attack on Titan and the episode was over, I was just chilling while the credits rolled by, and on the corner of my eye I see it

Damn, Madbox, that sounds like a cool username.
So I just switched some letters and added an x, yay.

What is the frying pan like?

*slammm*
it slams

 

[QUEENOFCHICKENS]

*slam*
so one day I was watching my favorite anime of all time Attack on Titan and the episode was over, I was just chilling while the credits rolled by, and on the corner of my eye I see it
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Damn, Madbox, that sounds like a cool username.
So I just switched some letters and added an x, yay.



*slammm*
it slams

interesting, also it wasnt that bad, show me some respect and dont slam it

 

[ex-moxi]

I slam it for every question no matter what the question is I always slam for the questions the questions always make me slam slam

 

[Daikon Ocelot]

What's your favorite character in Attack on Titan?

 

[ex-moxi]

What's your favorite character in Attack on Titan?

*slams meowmere on face*
Complicated answer and it'll have manga spoilers so yeah

I love Eren and will always love Eren, specifically post-timeskip Eren, holy , and what's currently happening with him in the manga is so ing mind-blowing, I have absolutely no idea what's gonna come out of that and I love it so so so much, oh my god.

Sasha best girl, I will always cry watching The Charge™ and I ing mean it, I've watched that episode over 7 times and cried every single one, holy , I love you Erwin, Eren is asexual I guess but I'm still hoping for eremika it gotta happen ;-;. AND DAMN I'M SO HYPED FOR SEASON 4 Y'ALL HOLY CRACKERS

 

[Daikon Ocelot]

Sasha best girl, I will always cry watching The Charge™ and I ing mean it, I've watched that episode over 7 times and cried every single one,

Glad, I am not the only one who think that way. She is indeed the best. Despite here weirdness, I think she is really cute.

 

[QUEENOFCHICKENS]

I slam it for every question no matter what the question is I always slam for the questions the questions always make me slam slam

oh ok?

 

[QUEENOFCHICKENS]

am i alive?

 

[ex-moxi]

*exhausted slam*

no?

 

[QUEENOFCHICKENS]

*exhausted slam*

no?

sleep