Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Cheerio]

Cake

I don't play borderlands. Are you upset

STOP NINJAING ME

 

[Varsia]

Yes.

*FaZepalm*

 

[Techno Mancer]

*Illuminapalm*

What does one surf?

 

[Cheerio]

Honey

Can I own you

 

[Techno Mancer]

Fine, but you'll ow(n)e me

Why did the spider get a surfboard?
To surf his web

 

[Varsia]

To hit you round the head with.

Can I smash your head open, and then eat your insides?
I'm kinda hungry...

 

[Techno Mancer]

Sure, but im best with pepper and a little salt. Make sure to tenderize me first.

Anyways,

 

[Ivyss]

numbers

Can this explode?

 

[Techno Mancer]

If you put your mind to it.

Mincreft: bets game

 

[Rasta Ros]

Yes minecraft is a rotten piglet but how do i eat cars while excreting?

 

[Ivyss]

error 404 easter not found.

Am I alive?

 

[Varsia]

No.

What?

 

[Mitz]

?tahW

why did my pet whale shark steal my rainbow?

 

[Techno Mancer]

He wanted to taste it.

Tell me how to baste it

 

[CometStreakTheDragon]

first, play terraria, then, your done.
is it illegal to hug someone

 

[Techno Mancer]

Only if it's in public

Can camels be ordered on EBay?

 

[Souchy]

Only in groups of 10

How many cookies did you eat since you were born ?

 

[Techno Mancer]

I can't count that high!

Could you fit in a doghouse?

 

[Souchy]

Depends on the size of the dog.

How do we make babies ?

 

[CometStreakTheDragon]

by breeding dogs.
how do you sleep at night