Ask A Stupid Question...

[UltiDaniel]

Oh ok



Can you ask questions? Or don't, I am gonna do homework now.

(Good luck!)

 

[Dapling]

Can you ask questions?

I don't know, can I?

What color is green?

 

[Ivyss]

Red, like my text.

Was I right?

 

[Dapling]

Absolutely correct'nt's

Is this hard to read?

 

[Ivyss]

5984

Will I die?

 

[Dapling]

You are already dead.

Why am I not scary?

 

[Ivyss]

Because people aren't scared of you.

Why do I feel hungry?

 

[Dapling]

Because you're eating air.

How do rocks work?

 

[deletedaccount12]

by being compacted together over millions of years. Take coal, for example. It's made from multiple dead prehistoric plants.

Why didn't I give a stupid answer?

 

[IndigoGollum]

Because Snape killed Gloin.

WWhy are there 3 Ws?

 

[darkmega5]

because you need glasses

why am I so smart that I'm dumb?

 

[IndigoGollum]

Because if you edd enough 0s physics stops working.

WWhy did you say I need glasses when I already have them?

 

[Augustulus]

So that you can see 4x better.

Am I related to my ancestors?

 

[IndigoGollum]

You're their father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

What does that make you?

I just realized my phone is duplicating the first letter of lines for some reason. It happened 3 posts in a row, including this edit. I fixed it on this one. I'll try to figure out why.

 

[Ivyss]

Apparently a mess.

Why is my cat so attention needy?

 

[XtroyX0r]

Because you aren't being attention needy.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[brododragon]

How much chuck chuck a chuckwood wood if a chuckwood could wood chuck is how much.

should I get off this site and remember I have a life?

 

[Animus Viral]

probably.

Ahould *Cough* Should I do the same?

 

[IndigoGollum]

Oh no, you coughed! You don't have Coronavirus, do you?

 

[Animus Viral]

(Why the hell is this a meme now?)​

No.

Why do you ask?