Ask the cringe lord anything
- Thread starter toenailcringulus
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Peanut sauce
Retinazer
opianian on dried magos?
toenailcringulus
Torch God
Honestly I find all dried fruits pretty bland and gross.
Peanut sauce
Retinazer
yeah dried mango is the only dried fruit i like
toenailcringulus
Torch God
YOU DID WHAT?!??!!
Etotheipi
Retinazer
Well idk if it was your family but I do eat mangos, and I was wondering if you consider that murder.
toenailcringulus
Torch God
Hello is this the police? yes... Yup... he killed my family... ok... Thank you!
toenailcringulus
Torch God
I feel so much pain, like having a knife being stabbed in all a parts of you at once.
toenailcringulus
Torch God
your meaningless apology comforts me
Willow the wisp
Official Terrarian
what if I told you that I haven't eaten a mango since... since... hmm, I can't remember
toenailcringulus
Torch God
I would be quite happy that you have not committed murder
CursedSliver
Eater of Worlds
Question: what has caused you to grown to be so delicious, plants totally don't have to do that, so that someone can eat it?
also I love eating mangos
also I love eating mangos
toenailcringulus
Torch God
I know that I am super tasty because I took steroids at age 1 week, they increased how tasty I am by a lot. I eventually learned that they making have a face so I stopped before I grew arms and legs or something weird. Also you along with everyone else on this website says that they eat my kind this is unacceptable!
toenailcringulus
Torch God
It is hard to describe, it is like a deep sadness from within because I know that at any moment I could be scooped up and eaten. Yet this sad truth almost comforts me knowing that even the best lives can go rotten at any moment and just end...
toenailcringulus
Torch God
I would love that but who would protect me that I could trust? Every person could assinate me. All my friends would be bribed. Even family members would rat me out. How can one be protected from the world when they can’t trust it.