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Are you scared of death

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DarkReaperRising

DarkReaperRising

Eye of Cthulhu
Have you ever wondered about death's intricate thoughts? Have you ever wondered how crazy and gore-y I can be? Well here you go.
Rules:
No questions about what I like in a girl (Dont even ask)
I AM NOT YOUR SENPAI (But you are MY Senpai)
This is not 4 Chan (Just...don't)
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and maybe just a bit of extra death
Disclaimer:
None of this content may be used against the reaper in a court of law. If anyone's question answer was a lie that is all part of deaths master plan. Death Is weird.. be careful and tread carefully. Any/all conservatives may and most likely will be offended by the postings on this thread chillax smoke some weed (OHHHH WAIT) and don't rage. IF you do I can and will delete. Cialis is not to be taken more than twice a day. Common side effects include depression, suicidal thoughts and/or death. Please contact your doctor if you experience any of these side effects or suddenly become conservative. The real question is why you read this disclaimer.
 
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Do you talk in SMALL CAPS?
Sorry, I have been reading too much Discworld. Are you a Horseman of the Apocalypse? Grr...
What political upbringing do you have as an honourable reaper in this society?
 
Are you really feeling it?
Is it now Death time?
Is the future yours to decide?
Can you change the future?
Have you got a good rhythm going?
 
TheGoldenHawkster said:
Do you talk in SMALL CAPS?
Sorry, I have been reading too much Discworld. Are you a Horseman of the Apocalypse? Grr...
What political upbringing do you have as an honourable reaper in this society?
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Im the best friend of the 3rd horsemen of the apocalypse.

I grew up in me-maws womb in the depths of hell. After a few seconds I had fully mature and sent that ungodly demon even deeper into my home, hell. After full realising my power I learnt that I was a democrat that dosnt exactly agree with barack obambi.
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The True Hero said:
Is death fun?
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Many people consider me to be funny, do you?
 
Scironex said:
Are you really feeling it?
Is it now Death time?
Is the future yours to decide?
Can you change the future?
Have you got a good rhythm going?
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Yes to all of it.
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TheGoldenHawkster said:
I would have thought death was a Republican, but ok! It does make a lot of sense either way...
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Look, look...Im speechless. Have you even seen what some conservatives have done
 
DarkReaperRising said:
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Look, look...Im speechless. Have you even seen what some conservatives have done
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Yes, but Surely if they are so bad, then you would receive what Death would call... Customers?
If not, then good to know Death has a strong moral compass.
 
TheGoldenHawkster said:
Yes, but Surely if they are so bad, then you would receive what Death would call... Customers?
If not, then good to know Death has a strong moral compass.
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Look I have some dignity.
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Why hello to you too death!

Please allow me.

Would you rather have a mustache that talks on it's own accord or butthair that makes fart noises 24/7

Would you rather have ear hair that makes annoying noises all day all week or nosehair that smells of death and worse

if you could add or improve anything to your body(extra limbs, faster/stronger muscles) what would it be and why?

How would you imagine your life to be if you had tastebuds in your butthole?

if you could bring the things you draw to life, what would you draw and why?

if you could have any super power, what would you do with them?

Vampires or werewolves?

Dogs or cats?

Would you like to see a Shrek vanity in Terraria?

If you encountered a walking, talking banana down the street, how would you call your new bestest friend?

If you rolled up inside a pizza to become a human pizza burrito, would you be a happy human pizza burrito?

Do you like pizza?

If you could take the place of an inanimate object of choice, becoming able to decide when you'd open/close (in case of a door) , what would you be and why?

If you woke up one day and found yourself having entered another reality; where everything is completely different, however with the same people in it, where they have no knowledge of previous reality, while you do.. What would you do?

If you had to pick 1 youtube song video to be your theme, what video would it be?

If you had a small portal you could reach into that enabled you to retrieve any object fitting through it, both fictional and real, what would you take and why? (imagine the portal-hole to be the size of a missing brick in a brick wall)

What would you have if you gained the powers and abilities from the last character you played as?

if you could have any mythical creature (dragons and :red:) as a pet as loyal and peaceful as a dog, what would it be and why?

If you had a split personality, and each one controlled 1 half of your face, which of you would do what?

If you could pick any mask to replace your current face with, what mask would it be?

If you were the cause of the apocalypse, how would you do it?
 
what will happen when you realize this is a delusion and you are just one of millions of internet people who calls themselves death?
 
Would you rather have a mustache that talks on it's own accord or butthair that makes fart noises 24/7
Answer:Mustache can be shaved. Also I have no face

Would you rather have ear hair that makes annoying noises all day all week or nosehair that smells of death and worse
Answer: I like the smell of death (Old SPice)
if you could add or improve anything to your body(extra limbs, faster/stronger muscles) what would it be and why?
Answer: Improving implies weakness death has no weakness
How would you imagine your life to be if you had tastebuds in your butthole?
Answer: Death dosnt eat. therefore no waste
if you could bring the things you draw to life, what would you draw and why?
Answer: What if I could kill the things I draw
if you could have any super power, what would you do with them?
Answer: I already have a superpower:Invisibility. One cannot see death coming
Vampires or werewolves?
Answer: Neither they are both "Undead" while there sould could be mine. But werewolves are cute (Especially the female ones, rawr)
Dogs or cats?
Answer: Cans can sense death therefore they are my friends
Would you like to see a Shrek vanity in Terraria?
Answer:I would rather see a death vanity. But, yes
If you encountered a walking, talking banana down the street, how would you call your new bestest friend?
Answer: Burn it
If you rolled up inside a pizza to become a human pizza burrito, would you be a happy human pizza burrito?
Answer: I am not human, but yes I would be a happy death pizza burrito
Do you like pizza?
Answer: Yes, many fat americans die due to high cholesterol from pizza
If you could take the place of an inanimate object of choice, becoming able to decide when you'd open/close (in case of a door) , what would you be and why?
Answer: A boulder cuz boulders can fall roll and kill
If you woke up one day and found yourself having entered another reality; where everything is completely different, however with the same people in it, where they have no knowledge of previous reality, while you do.. What would you do?
Answer: RAZE THEM ALL
If you had to pick 1 youtube song video to be your theme, what video would it be?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQcUyhoxTg
If you had a small portal you could reach into that enabled you to retrieve any object fitting through it, both fictional and real, what would you take and why? (imagine the portal-hole to be the size of a missing brick in a brick wall)
Answer: Myself to the other side so I can kill more people
What would you have if you gained the powers and abilities from the last character you played as?
Answer: Well..... KHAZIX MOFO
if you could have any mythical creature (dragons and :red:) as a pet as loyal and peaceful as a dog, what would it be and why?
Answer: Self Thinking and moving and fighting Scythe
If you had a split personality, and each one controlled 1 half of your face, which of you would do what?
Answer: One would kill one would not
If you could pick any mask to replace your current face with, what mask would it be?
Answer: More Death?
If you were the cause of the apocalypse, how would you do it?
Answer: Kill Them All
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Zesko the Magic Man said:
what will happen when you realize this is a delusion and you are just one of millions of internet people who calls themselves death?
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Than I will realize that I am the true 1 in a million.Or become a hacker. Both work
 
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