Ask me and my "Player Wannabe" and Psychotic Pacifist OCs anything

Do you like wolves? I'm a wolf!
 
Do you like wolves? I'm a wolf!
For some reason I love wolves and foxes even though I don't like dogs and I'm not a fan of lions and tigers (and bears, oh my) even though I love cats.

I'm on the fence about wolves. They're friendly to me, especially the werewolves, but they're very mean to everyone else, especially the werewolves. Wolves that are nice to everyone are really cool.

Yes. Zamazenta is by far the most majestic Pokemon.
 
I'm definitely nice to everyone! Want some pizza?
 
I'm definitely nice to everyone! Want some pizza?
The only reason I don't get pizza at my favorite pizza place is because the stromboli is even better. BTW, no thanks. I'm having stromboli later and want to have lots of room in my stomach for it.

Yeah! For your sake, I hope you're not offering any to my Pokemon too. Some of them are too small to finish a slice, but some... you'd need a few extra larges.

Sure. How was fighting the Hoplites and Medusas?
What are you talking about?
Pizza is found in Marble Caves.
You know you can make pizza instead of risking your life, right?
you... what? Teach me!
 
What is the best way to legally obtain snail shells in China?
 
What is the best way to legally obtain snail shells in China?
Step 1: Find a snail in China.
Step 2: Pick it up.

You now have a snail shell in China. If you want a shell without a snail, you may have to break some animal cruelty laws.


You could probably find an abandon shell laying around where snails live.

Use a Bug Net or any weapon. Depends on the kind of snail. I don't like wasting good meat, so be sure to cook the snail.
Wait, weapon? Snails are harmless.
Most are, but have you seen a Giant Shelly? You either go for the belly it it slams on your belly.
I thought giant slugs and snails were friendly Dragons.

Dragon?!
*shows a pic of Goodra*
How is that a Dragon?

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Have you ever quantum tunneled?
 
Have you ever quantum tunneled?
I'm going to say the yes/no super position. That feels like the right answer whenever quantum is part of the question. (It also feels like the wrong answer. And an answer that's right and wrong or neither right nor wrong... :P)

Based on studies on how the move Teleport works, yes. Thanks Abra!

Is that a fancy term for Teleport? If so, yes.
 
ᵂʰʸ ʷᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵗʰᵉʸ ˡᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵗʰʳᵒʷ ᵗʰᵉ ᵏⁿᶦᶠᵉ?
 
ᵂʰʸ ʷᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵗʰᵉʸ ˡᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵗʰʳᵒʷ ᵗʰᵉ ᵏⁿᶦᶠᵉ?
*backs away slowly*

Abra, use Teleport!
Abra used Teleport.
Abra fled from battle.

No! Come back! Take me with you!

I think I liked it better when @Rarity [CiM] 🌳 was the knife obsessed serial killer. Congrats on being the new Toga. I'm not making the same mistake I made with the old Toga. I'm not letting you know when I'm almost tempted to write fanfiction about something really stupid we talk in private messages... unless you have a really good game as payment.
 
My dad and my sister made a knife at the new blacksmithing place at the Texas Renaissance Festival and I jokingly asked if I could throw it. My text was funny because I had eaten too much helium.

Have you ever been to a Renaissance Festival?
 
My dad and my sister made a knife at the new blacksmithing place at the Texas Renaissance Festival and I jokingly asked if I could throw it. My text was funny because I had eaten too much helium.
Smithing a knife is pretty awesome. Having too much helium... you're just as chaotic IRL as you are on the internet.

Have you ever been to a Renaissance Festival?
Nope. Not interested, but I have wondered if I could make chainmail out of paperclips.

There's a lot of people that go to them just as an excuse to let their Pokemon run around out of their Pokeballs because Pokeballs didn't exist back then. On an unrelated note, my Pokemon love Renaissance Festivals. Armarouge loves helping with blacksmithing place, but Gogoat gets annoyed whenever anyone thinks he escaped from the petting zoo.

I was kicked out of a sword fighting tournament after I stopped using the sword and used my claws instead. I think my opponent was just sore that he started losing when i changed tactics.
 
Smithing a knife is pretty awesome. Having too much helium... you're just as chaotic IRL as you are on the internet.
I didn't have any helium in real life, I just wanted an excuse to use the funny text (it was for another thing, but it worked great for my question :D). I think I drank helium once from a tank in someone's garage a long time ago.

What's a weird thing you've done in someone else's garage?
 
<To You> If you had the power to enter any video game, which one would you choose, and why?

As a general note: you would follow the game's respawning mechanics, or be booted out if you have to reload a previous save. You would be able to exit/enter the video game at will, but you can't take things into/out of the game with you. Pain would also not exceed a certain threshold; a pinch would still feel like a pinch, but being stabbed would feel like you were hit with a dull punch.


*Looks into his eyes, and suddenly complies without question.*

Edit: basically, I won't be able to try to pet Hunter for another few questions or so...
(At this point, the hypnotic effect has worn off... and neither your OCs nor you can hypnotize me again, unless they already have had that power from the day that you created them. Also, when making that one post on Rainbow Dash's AMA, I had forgotten about this until later that same day, and I edited that post once I had remembered.)
 
What's a weird thing you've done in someone else's garage?
My history with garages is nonexistent. I've never had a garage and I don't remember doing anything in garages.

Trying to talk someone into battling outside to not wreck stuff. Apparently, not wanting to battle then and there when challenged is weird.

Asking what something was. They looked at me like I was crazy. I'd never seen a car before so how was I supposed to know what it was?

<To You> If you had the power to enter any video game, which one would you choose, and why?

As a general note: you would follow the game's respawning mechanics, or be booted out if you have to reload a previous save. You would be able to exit/enter the video game at will, but you can't take things into/out of the game with you. Pain would also not exceed a certain threshold; a pinch would still feel like a pinch, but being stabbed would feel like you were hit with a dull punch.
Pokemon. The main reason is in the name. :P
I'd prefer a safe game world, even if there isn't much pain, so I could relax if I wanted.


By the way, I added the Edge Lord OC to the OP. He won't answer questions asked to everyone unless you ask for him to answer. Also, I changed his text color to something easier to read.
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I'm not sure if being able to read what he says matters if he doesn't say anything. :P
 
<To You and Hunter> What do you think would happen if a Medusa looked into a Magic Mirror while using their petrifying attack? (Yes, the same kind of Magic Mirror that warps you back home.)
 
<To You and Hunter> What do you think would happen if a Medusa looked into a Magic Mirror while using their petrifying attack? (Yes, the same kind of Magic Mirror that warps you back home.)
Someone dies.

If the Medusa dies, her spawn point wasn't far from where you found it so the end result wouldn't seem that much different than if you used a normal mirror unless you're observant enough to notice the statue seems to be in a different place from where the Medusa was.

If you die, it's because the Magic Mirror doesn't work like a normal mirror.

If something else dies, it's because the Magic Mirror shows your spawn point instead of your reflection and the gaze went through the mirror to petrify something around where the Medusa spawned.

I want to say the Medusa dies scenario, but I think something else may die instead. Maybe you or the Medusa die if either of you the random thing that happens to be in her line of sight. Now that I think about the something else scenario, I don't know who dies, so the TL;DR is, "Something dies."


That's what Magic Mirrors do? I usually end up dying fighting or dying on my way back.
 
The manga would like to have a word with you about calling the Pokémon world safe...
I'm assuming you haven't read Pokémon Adventures?
Nope. Now that I think about the dangers in the games, the villains are pretty dangerous and most come very close to their goals.

Teams Aqua and Magma from Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald tried to raise and lower the sea level respectively, Team Plasma from Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum and Volo from Legends: Arceus tried to destroy the universe to recreate it in their image, Ghetsis from Black and White tried to take over the world as a mad ruler and tried to kill the player in Black 2 and White 2, Team Flare from X and Y tried to kill everyone else like a version of Thanos with less logic behind their plan and zero fashion sense, the Aether Foundation from Sun and Moon unleashed aliens from other dimensions upon Alola as a side effect of their plans (and failed their actual goal in Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon), Rose from Sword and Shield tried to use the power of apocalyptic alien dragon in a (very poorly thought out and badly failed) attempted to solve an energy crisis that might happen in a thousand years, and the Professor in Scarlet and Violet summoned enough Pokemon from the ancient past or distant future respectively to threaten the world in an attempt bring the paradise of the ancient past or distant future they fantasize of into the present.

Team Rocket is pretty much the Pokemon Mafia. The original games just had bad people doing bad things. I'm guessing this is the part where you tell me how Team Rocket in Pokemon Adventures is even more dangerous than all of the above.
 
Team Plasma from Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum
I think you mean Team Galactic, Plasma was gen 5, not gen 4.
I'm guessing this is the part where you tell me how Team Rocket in Pokemon Adventures is even more dangerous than all of the above.
In the first chapter they already on several occasions try to kill Red, Blue and Green. And don't get me started on the Elite 4...

...Do I know too much about Pokémon?
 
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