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What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here! I have been arrested for multiple crimes including: Battery on a police officer , Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency. I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH. Hey, Quandale Dingle here. I just escaped prison and staying at Juandale Pringle's house. As I was running away from cops, I fell and scraped some of my skin off. A guy named Garfield Jenson bit me over in the shower while I was in prison. My baby momma Shiniqua Inderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby to a creepy old guy. Hey fellas it's Quandele Dingle here
I put perks on Vladimir Putin's drink
And he went to bed for a really long time
I trapped my autistic son's hand in an air fryer
I dumped boiling water on a prison guard's head
My goofy ah friend, Jamarious Quandele Dingle tried to eat my but during Ramadhan
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His name is Peppy
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