Humorous Bad Jokes!

[Blackbugatti101]

This is great waste of people’s lives!

 

[Mushy Chlorophyte]

What do you call a magic dog?

Spoiler

labracadabrador

 

[Mushy Chlorophyte]

What do you call broken can opener?

a can’t opener

 

[FalloutGuy645]

Why did the Spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

...

 

[Cheese sticks]

Well I witnessed this.....

10/10

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

Here's one I remember reading:

Since vampires supposedly get hurt from holy water, why don't priests just say a prayer over every storm cloud to kill the vampires from above? Then I realised why there are so many vampires in Europe.

Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.

 

[doremi。]

What's the name of the Irish lad who got sickness from eating too much raw eggs?

Sam 'O Nella






Yeah I'm leaving

 

[Digitus]

(A bad joke about me)
Why Digitus doesnt appear?
He no longer has Digits in his name.

 

[Lobbort]

this is great

 

[MySimplePixel]

I love bad jokes, they are so bad they are good.

One of my favourites is from a show called the young ones.

Mom: Did you make your bed?
Neil: No I brought it.

 

[Benjellyman]

what do you call a cow with no legs?

ground beef!
I should be punished for that one…

 

[Bethany]

[Bethany pretends to be Stephen Wright]

I spent two hours at my GEICO car insurance office. Now they send me money every month.

 

[doormatt 🌳🐿️]

what do you call a cow with no legs?

ground beef!
I should be punished for that one…

what do you call a pig in a tug of war?

pulled pork!
No you shouldn't…