Humorous Bad Puns and Dad Jokes
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Isaac the Jester
Eater of Worlds
What did the pebble want to be?
A small bolder
A small bolder
Erienna Nakagai
Empress of Light
When you're teaching someone to play Minecraft and they ask "what do I do?" I say, "well you mine, and then you craft"
Kyouko Tsukino
Steampunker
There's a rumor Chuck Norris wanted to join a convent, but then he didn't when he realized he would be a Nun-Chuck.
What did Tokyo tell Godzilla? "Kaiju not?"
Puns, like all things in life, benefit from perfect timing. One could almost say pun-ctuality is a must.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove chicken do it.
"Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted." - Confucius.
Why did Harry Potter go back to Hogwarts after graduation? He wanted to learn a better Kedavra.
"Kevin, where do you want to go next summer?" "Beach, please."
... And I'm not really sure what "dad jokes" mean. Are those the ones told by yo'mama?
What did Tokyo tell Godzilla? "Kaiju not?"
Puns, like all things in life, benefit from perfect timing. One could almost say pun-ctuality is a must.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove chicken do it.
"Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted." - Confucius.
Why did Harry Potter go back to Hogwarts after graduation? He wanted to learn a better Kedavra.
"Kevin, where do you want to go next summer?" "Beach, please."
... And I'm not really sure what "dad jokes" mean. Are those the ones told by yo'mama?
Isaac the Jester
Eater of Worlds
A priest, a rabbi, and horse walk into a bar
The horse kicks both the rabbi and the priest in the face and leaves
The horse kicks both the rabbi and the priest in the face and leaves
CraftmasterMatt
Terrarian
My dad asks me this:
"If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, and olive oil is made from olives, is baby oil made from babies?"
He also gave me this gem:
"I saw some girl-scouts the other day. I asked them; 'Do you use real or artificial girl-scouts in your girl-scout cookies?'
"If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, and olive oil is made from olives, is baby oil made from babies?"
He also gave me this gem:
"I saw some girl-scouts the other day. I asked them; 'Do you use real or artificial girl-scouts in your girl-scout cookies?'
Aquamuffin7474
Plantera
A man walked into a bar. Ouch.
penguin055
Terrarian
http://dfwiki.com/w/The_Pactogonal_Knights
Everyone on there.
Everyone on there.
GawenStarTeller
Retinazer
Why'd the damn chicken cross the friggin' road.
CraftmasterMatt
Terrarian
"Hey dad, I'm bored." "Hi bored, I'm dad." "Are you serious?" "No, I'm dad!" "Please stop."
Also:
"A man who stands on the toilet is high on pot." -Confucius
Three men walked into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it coming.
Also:
"A man who stands on the toilet is high on pot." -Confucius
Three men walked into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it coming.
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MegaMage314 🌳
Living Tree
Everything in "Mr. Peabody and Sherman", the punniest movie of all time.
Dakota Spine
Headless Horseman
A man walks into a bar with a slab of concrete. He says he'll take a beer, and one for the road.
...I could do this all day.
...I could do this all day.