Humorous Bad Puns and Dad Jokes

[Kit Da Percussionist]

 

[MechaDasÜberGoober]

Hi there @Mecha_Toaster_Girl there was already a pun thread so I combined your post into it. A search for “puns” in the title of any Off Topic thread showed quickly that there was one already.
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Noticed, thanks!

 

[maranethan 🐿]

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They went ”Bach Bach Bach”

 

[Glasia🌳]

turkey and hungary are in a war against each other
"i'm hungary for some turkey" said hungary's president

I am Russian to your base


How to make a pun:
You take the 80th, 85th and 78th character from the Ascii table.

 

[vessal]

What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

 

[Cherrizy]

(idk if this has already been said if so sry haha)

i am incredibly afraid of escalators
i will be taking steps to avoid them

 

[StrawberryStealer]

A skeleton walks into a bar, and tells the bartender;
"I need a beer, and a mop."

 

[Glasia🌳]

I can't get this.pun because this.pun is a private field

 

[MechaDasÜberGoober]

How does a non-binary samurai kill somebody?
They slash them

 

[vessal]

why did the skeleton laugh because his funny bone was touched

 

[MrSkullSnatcher]

What do you give to someone who hasn't moved for a long time?
A trophy.

 

[Glasia🌳]

What do you give to someone who hasn't moved for a long time?
A trophy.

i dont get the joke.
joke.getMeaning() returns NullPointerException

 

[MrSkullSnatcher]

i dont get the joke.
joke.getMeaning() returns NullPointerException

Atrophy is when your muscles go away because you have not done anything/moved for a long time.
And I said “A trophy” because it makes it sound like it is an award for not moving, like they set a world record or something.
but they have atrophy

 

[SliceyDaPants🪓]

what do you call someone with no body and no nose.

No body nose