Humorous Bad Puns and Dad Jokes
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Nobody Important
Terrarian
One time I entered ten puns into a pun making contest. You know, I thought one of them would win but no pun in ten did.
Luke Oliveem
Terrarian
"The marine biology seminars weren't for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises."
"Psychiatrists like Kentucky Freud Chicken."
"The grammarian was never late. He was always very punctual."
"Professional rock climbers, the only people paid to get high."
"Psychiatrists like Kentucky Freud Chicken."
"The grammarian was never late. He was always very punctual."
"Professional rock climbers, the only people paid to get high."
Dakota Spine
Headless Horseman
Did you guys hear about the kidnapping in my school?
Don't worry, he woke up.
Don't worry, he woke up.
Qw2
Official Terrarian
http://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/disppuns.pl?ord=F
When I first saw this thread, I thought-
'Dad Puns and Bad Jokes'
Turns out the title works either way.
When I first saw this thread, I thought-
'Dad Puns and Bad Jokes'
Turns out the title works either way.
gardenapple
Steampunker
My finest punnery:
'If I ever build a bar in Terraria I'll call it
the Gold Bar'
'If I ever build a bar in Terraria I'll call it
the Gold Bar'
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Deesaster
Empress of Light
I've got a bone to pick with you, but I'm not going to do anything yet. I don't have the guts for it. I guess its going tibia okay. But to be honest, you really tickled my funny bone. My puns are sick. I think they might be coming down with a femur, they're coffin a lot. God, I'm a numbskull, one might call me a bonehead I guess.
Why'd I do that? xD
Dakota Spine
Headless Horseman
Why was the skeleton sad? Because he was feeling BONELEY.
Deesaster
Empress of Light
I'm proud of you, if you need more skeleton puns I have a skeleTON.
Dakota Spine
Headless Horseman
Oh that was an easy one. Put more backbone into it.
Dire Sigma
Skeletron Prime
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has its claws at the end of its paws, and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
One has its claws at the end of its paws, and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
skeleton
Terrarian
Too many pastas make me Fetuccini A-fraid-o.
Forty-Seven Rōnin
Eater of Worlds
Did you hear Micheal Jackson got away with a crime?
It's because he's such a smooth criminal
EDIT: I am sorry i did not know that image was THAT big!
It's because he's such a smooth criminal
EDIT: I am sorry i did not know that image was THAT big!
OnTarasMind
Empress of Light
I'm not sure if this counts as a dad joke, but oh well, it's bad anyway.
What did the naked man in space say?
What did the naked man in space say?
Nothing, because he's dead.
Murphmario
Retinazer
So I sent a letter to my friend. No pun was sended.
