Humorous Bad Puns and Dad Jokes

[Purple_]

what do you call a bunny transformer?
Hop-timus Prime!

 

[amenyoussef]

turkey and hungary are in a war against each other
"i'm hungary for some turkey" said hungary's president

 

[Monstercat]

I'm going to Terra you guys up with jokes

 

[Monstercat]

I'm going to Terra up this conversation with puns (as in terra blades)

 

[repeater13]

I'm going to Terra up this conversation with puns (as in terra blades)

I'm terrafied.

 

[Monstercat]

I'm going to have to blade your jokes (as in aid)

 

[Catman8274]

Man, these are just some really Terrable puns, amirite?

 

[AntiHero]

American kids are kind. but Germans are kinder.

 

[XSlayer300]

XSlayer300 => EggsLayer300.

 

[Hie the Badger]

"Im good how are you?" "Im well!" Well Im glad youre not sick anymore.

 

[Babygoo25]

"Why did the road cross the chicken?"
"Uh.."
"Because he was tired of the chicken crossing him!"

 

[Catman8274]

THERE'S A LEEK IN THE ENGINE ROOM!!

 

[Sigma90]

The cold winds today and my new puppy have something in common.
They're both quite nippy.

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Every day in the office:
[co-worker returns]
"I'm back!"
"Hi Back! Where is [co-worker]?"
Been going on for years and people still haven't started using alternatives like "I've returned".

"I've tried that but it's not working"
"Lol, you said butt"
Derails the conversation every time! (Yeah, I'm immature. Butt we can still have fun!)

 

[Catman8274]

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

 

[Hypalaser]

Eggcelent puns .3.

 

[Catman8274]

My thoughts eggsactly!

 

[Ivyss]

This thread is truly a punishment.

 

[MoeHolyGhost]

Heard about the man who died from drinking milk?

A cow fell on him

 

[MechaDasÜberGoober]

Yeah i think the title says most of what you need to know.
Follow community guidelines.
Never post anything discriminative.
Try not to repost or repeat jokes!

Mods/Admins please feel free to merge this thread with any other existing one!
Edit: Cheers Mods!!!

Ok time for some coh-meh-dee!

#1, Geology rocks, but Geography is where it's at!

 

[Unit One]

Yeah i think the title says most of what you need to know.
Follow community guidelines.
Never post anything discriminative.
Try not to repost or repeat jokes!

Mods/Admins please feel free to merge this thread with any other existing one!

Ok time for some coh-meh-dee!

#1, Geology rocks, but Geography is where it's at!

Hi there @Mecha_Toaster_Girl there was already a pun thread so I combined your post into it. A search for “puns” in the title of any Off Topic thread showed quickly that there was one already.