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Varsia
Empress of Light
Original text:
"Haloboy01134 thinks that this is a silly concept, but is funny regardless. He approves of this website, and would enjoy it being used more often."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Haloboy01134 a good idea, but I'm not interested in this aspect, are often affected. "
Original text:
""Aliens are secretly members of the Illuminati and want to take over the world." Haloboy01134 does not approve."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"The strange secret membership in the background,we are in a world that is Haloboy01134."
I am now a Forerunner Shield World. This is awkward...
"Haloboy01134 thinks that this is a silly concept, but is funny regardless. He approves of this website, and would enjoy it being used more often."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Haloboy01134 a good idea, but I'm not interested in this aspect, are often affected. "
Original text:
""Aliens are secretly members of the Illuminati and want to take over the world." Haloboy01134 does not approve."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"The strange secret membership in the background,we are in a world that is Haloboy01134."
I am now a Forerunner Shield World. This is awkward...
Derpmachine
Terrarian
Original text:
"Good afternoon, Terrarians! The teams at Re-Logic and Engine Software would like to take a few moments to provide the entire Terraria Community with a major announcement."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Terrarians Night! The difference is the d-logic of the program, the rules of our company, which is one of the largest in profit or loss."
"Good afternoon, Terrarians! The teams at Re-Logic and Engine Software would like to take a few moments to provide the entire Terraria Community with a major announcement."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Terrarians Night! The difference is the d-logic of the program, the rules of our company, which is one of the largest in profit or loss."
ppowersteef
Paladin
D-logic.
D-town rules!
D-town rules!
23152435wefewf4534123
Plantera
Original "The grass feels like pants, kirby thought"
Translated."the grass feels like trousers, think the kirby"
Translated."the grass feels like trousers, think the kirby"
Varsia
Empress of Light
Original text:
"Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human too!?"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Why are you so rude? If I don't know if it is a boy."
Original text:
"You want me to be someone else, you want me to change myself, so you can live, it won't happen, again, again. You want me live my life, think I can't achieve my best, oh, well talent goes by, talent goes by."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"I want something different, and again, and again, and it will not happen again, if I were a place, I want to live a life with an adult, but boy, he can appreciate the skill and talent."
That second one is an extract from this song:
"Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human too!?"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Why are you so rude? If I don't know if it is a boy."
Original text:
"You want me to be someone else, you want me to change myself, so you can live, it won't happen, again, again. You want me live my life, think I can't achieve my best, oh, well talent goes by, talent goes by."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"I want something different, and again, and again, and it will not happen again, if I were a place, I want to live a life with an adult, but boy, he can appreciate the skill and talent."
That second one is an extract from this song:
galacticGammawave
Headless Horseman
Original text:
"This is a bad translator eh?"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"I act; "
"This is a bad translator eh?"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"I act; "
Varsia
Empress of Light
Original text:
"This is some badly translated text."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"This is a bad translation."
Original text:
"Hey, it didn't translate badly for once! Yay!"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
" Hey,no,now is not the time I have to say.! !!! Good!"
Original text:
"You just had to, didn't you?"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Is that true? "
"This is some badly translated text."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"This is a bad translation."
Original text:
"Hey, it didn't translate badly for once! Yay!"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
" Hey,no,now is not the time I have to say.! !!! Good!"
Original text:
"You just had to, didn't you?"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Is that true? "
Derpmachine
Terrarian
Original text:
"Machines are useful for getting a general idea about a foreign celery. However, if pants are going to rise in popularity, then Bob must kill the carrot."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"I saw a monkey. for example, pants, development, Hi Bob, I wanted to kill myself,radishes."
Umm. . . okay then.
"Machines are useful for getting a general idea about a foreign celery. However, if pants are going to rise in popularity, then Bob must kill the carrot."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"I saw a monkey. for example, pants, development, Hi Bob, I wanted to kill myself,radishes."
Umm. . . okay then.
GawenStarTeller
Retinazer
Original text:
"Years cyborg Digimon,design, metal Seadramon's the kind of guy who is the largest Seadramon and all from aluminum on the body is covered with high Chrondigizoit the density of iron. All attack on second thoughts, if necessary,"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Last year, half of what the Seadramon than Seadramon metal from aluminum to go Digimon. If you have Chrondigizoit metal density at the same time ... I think that might be."
It even gets its bad translations wrong.
"Years cyborg Digimon,design, metal Seadramon's the kind of guy who is the largest Seadramon and all from aluminum on the body is covered with high Chrondigizoit the density of iron. All attack on second thoughts, if necessary,"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Last year, half of what the Seadramon than Seadramon metal from aluminum to go Digimon. If you have Chrondigizoit metal density at the same time ... I think that might be."
It even gets its bad translations wrong.
Zekrua the Demon Lord
Skeletron Prime
Origional text:
"There's a zombie apocalypse coming soon. I have my water. I have my sword. I have my tactical shotgun. I have my sub machine gun. I have my Death Rattle Blade. I am set. I am READY FOR THE APOCALYPSE."
43 translations later:
"Zombies and the water conflict in the future, not the sword, usually armed, thank you very much for this gun. I'm dead, I'm here, I'm not a plant,I'd be willing to donate. "
SOMETHING IS MESSED UP HERE. I CAN SENSE IT.
"There's a zombie apocalypse coming soon. I have my water. I have my sword. I have my tactical shotgun. I have my sub machine gun. I have my Death Rattle Blade. I am set. I am READY FOR THE APOCALYPSE."
43 translations later:
"Zombies and the water conflict in the future, not the sword, usually armed, thank you very much for this gun. I'm dead, I'm here, I'm not a plant,I'd be willing to donate. "
SOMETHING IS MESSED UP HERE. I CAN SENSE IT.
Varsia
Empress of Light
Original text:
"Y'know what, people are too weird. I can't handle it. *Jumps out of window while shouting "I don't eveeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!"*"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"I just know that I... I don't know how to handle it. *I don't know, eveeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn*! Between the outdoor side of the window. "
Original text:
"We all know that the Illuminati is mind-reading lizard alien people who can disguise as anybody in the world. Even you. You could be one, for all you know."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Light, as the reader, not to imitate, in this world, everything, everything, even the lizard: I know what it is."
Cryptic.
"Y'know what, people are too weird. I can't handle it. *Jumps out of window while shouting "I don't eveeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!"*"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"I just know that I... I don't know how to handle it. *I don't know, eveeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn*! Between the outdoor side of the window. "
Original text:
"We all know that the Illuminati is mind-reading lizard alien people who can disguise as anybody in the world. Even you. You could be one, for all you know."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Light, as the reader, not to imitate, in this world, everything, everything, even the lizard: I know what it is."
Cryptic.
badsbe
Terrarian
Original text:
I was riding on my school bus going to School, but then the tires popped so a dragon popped up and breathed fire on my face. I cried like a girl for seven hours before dying.
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
I rode the school bus to go to school, but the wheels are connected , so that the dragon and breathe fire on my face. I cried like a little girl seven hours to death.
what
I was riding on my school bus going to School, but then the tires popped so a dragon popped up and breathed fire on my face. I cried like a girl for seven hours before dying.
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
I rode the school bus to go to school, but the wheels are connected , so that the dragon and breathe fire on my face. I cried like a little girl seven hours to death.
what
Varsia
Empress of Light
Original text:
"My "fellow" humans, this paragraph is going to translate into an absolutely hideous pile of incomprehensible slander. Well, I call it a paragraph, but it is simply a pair of sentences."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Boy, I can with confidence say that there is something wrong, I don't understand the text, if you are looking for a specific topic, but I have some questions."
How did I guess?
"My "fellow" humans, this paragraph is going to translate into an absolutely hideous pile of incomprehensible slander. Well, I call it a paragraph, but it is simply a pair of sentences."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Boy, I can with confidence say that there is something wrong, I don't understand the text, if you are looking for a specific topic, but I have some questions."
How did I guess?
Murphmario
Retinazer
Original:
"0/10 worst translator ever."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"For example 0/10. change "
Wut?
"0/10 worst translator ever."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"For example 0/10. change "
Wut?
Varsia
Empress of Light
Original text:
"I am Haloboy01134, demonic ruler over the Kingdom of Scorpions. Those whom cross my path in a negative fashion very rarely leave that path alive. Do not fool with me; I am not one to trifle with."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Haloboy01134 control great shooter, no,no,it's not surprising that to survive, I don't want it with me, I can be in degrees."
"I am Haloboy01134, demonic ruler over the Kingdom of Scorpions. Those whom cross my path in a negative fashion very rarely leave that path alive. Do not fool with me; I am not one to trifle with."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Haloboy01134 control great shooter, no,no,it's not surprising that to survive, I don't want it with me, I can be in degrees."
awesomegamer919
Spazmatism
Well
"Terraria is a cool game"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"This is a game about animals."
yeah ok then
"Terraria is a cool game"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"This is a game about animals."
yeah ok then
AmmunitionCodBeeDuster
Terrarian
"my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"I Anaconda you don't have to do everything in the spirit of the public."
nickis new hit song
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"I Anaconda you don't have to do everything in the spirit of the public."
nickis new hit song
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