Poetry Bisharp's Personal Poetry Parlor

[excession]

i'm afraid I know little of Bill Cipher. Used to watch Gravity Falls but got tired of Disney. Anything else you'd like?

Wha...? How...?
One does not simply stop watching Gravity Falls. (I need to make that into a meme.)

Loving the new poems!

 

[Clarker]

made
my
day

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

A poem for my Terraria OC, Helios

Welcome to Sun's Domain
A land of nonstop rain
For ironic reasons unspecified
With graves of Helios who died
To everything from freefallin'
To grenade ballin'
The Son of the Sun
Specifying in ranged
Holding a revolver, looking deranged
A quick draw like out West
Handgun aim of the best
Wrapped in a cape
Over his head a Viking Helmet drape
Hardmode nears
Against his fears
So he dusts off his guns
And harnesses the power of Suns
For hell is about to break loose
No need for a wussy noose
Revolver in hand
This is his land

 

[Clarker]

Here is the...
SPHEAL OF APPROVAL

All rights go to ezeqquiel for creating this. LOOK AT HIM!

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

The Hopeless Romantic
Some sort of fanatic
Knows not when to stop
Social ties, he won't chop
His spirit, admirable
His futility, debatable
Trying for a girl he won't get
Already in fate is it set
Words of advice
Misheeded, he rolls the dice
Taking another chance
Asking for this dance
Turned down with harsh rebuke
His heart feels no nuke
Back to work, another day waits
Hopeless Romantic works to turn the fates

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

The Pax0l creeps along
Humming some song
Infecting one and all
The diseased fall
A family, town, city
Oh what a pity
Everywhere it goes
Ending all foes
Deaths in droves
Buried in shallow groves
For none can weather
This hellish tether
Known as Pax0l

@Pixel

 

[Pixel]

Thanks for the poem; that was a little unexpected. Awesome job, as always, TQB.

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

Thanks for the poem; that was a little unexpected. Awesome job, as always, TQB.

Stayin' home from school so I decided to make some use of my situation.

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

@darthmorf
Have a thingamabob.

A mad scientist sits in his lab
"Damn. This is drab!"
Sweeping off his table
Pissed cause he lost Cable
It's time for science!
A molecule alliance!
Potions, inventions
With crazy intentions
This isn't a fairy tale
Nothing up for public sale
With an insane cackle
Making new from ramshackle
Grizzled and sweat-stained
Do not be feigned
TCF's scientist, Darthmorf

 

[Scironex]

You should do the Corenality thing where you just drop these off on their profile page.

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

You should do the Corenality thing where you just drop these off on their profile page.

That's what I'd been doing during my morning boredom.

 

[Folder]

ThatsagoodideaIhopeyou'lldoit.

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

I'm guessing that means you want one, eh? Alrighty.

 

[RoboTTrustworthy]

*falls through glass ceilling* Oh, didn't see you there, hi, i'm RoboTT.

I don't often request things (lies everywhere) but i will now, may i get a poem about delicious poison for some of my.. fancy business..

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

Well, I had two ideas for poems but they've been lost. Time to work then.

ThatsagoodideaIhopeyou'lldoit.

Shocked ol' Squiddy
Came down for a diddy
About his bloodshot stare
For which SpongeBob didn't fare
Too long in his gaze
Looking into eyes like a maze
One could be hypnotized
Becoming desensitized
Slave to the squid
Look what it did
More powerful than Plankton's inventions
Without the evil intentions
The grump of Bikini Bottom is here
And it's time for you to fear

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

*falls through glass ceilling* Oh, didn't see you there, hi, i'm RoboTT.

I don't often request things (lies everywhere) but i will now, may i get a poem about delicious poison for some of my.. fancy business..

Brewing up a toxin
Some funky concoction
Put on a face of fancy
A decedent dandy
Slip some in a drink
To the earth they sink
In the air vents
What are those scents?
All of them, dead
Not more was said
Walks away whistling
does RoboTT strut
Mission accomplished
Said with a smile

 

[RoboTTrustworthy]

Brewing up a toxin
Some funky concoction
Put on a face of fancy
A decedent dandy
Slip some in a drink
To the earth they sink
In the air vents
What are those scents?
All of them, dead
Not more was said
Walks away whistling
does RoboTT strut
Mission accomplished
Said with a smile

Oh yes, this story will go to the books.. thanks!

 

[Folder]

Well, I had two ideas for poems but they've been lost. Time to work then.

Shocked ol' Squiddy
Came down for a diddy
About his bloodshot stare
For which SpongeBob didn't fare
Too long in his gaze
Looking into eyes like a maze
One could be hypnotized
Becoming desensitized
Slave to the squid
Look what it did
More powerful than Plankton's inventions
Without the evil intentions
The grump of Bikini Bottom is here
And it's time for you to fear

Did you...Did you...really?

Off to me signature!

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

@Freenight @Folder
Crim-San and Farelli flew through the sky
Knowing well either might die
A sword-swinging mash-up
A bow-singing crash-up
NPCs looked upon the brawl
Neither hero looked ready to fall
With a sudden strike
An explosive spike
Nailed Crim-San, a crucial hit
He was locked in a fit
Wings broken, fallen to the ground
Farelli had won, safe and sound

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

One day I was bored
Really, quite floored
So I hopped off the town dock
And landed on a saltwater croc
I thought he'd attack
But teeth did he lack
So I hopped into his mouth
And he headed South
Till we reached the Bahamas
To find it filled with llamas
I ran away from my reptile transport
To find a schooner moored in port
I took it for a sail
To find at ship sailing I did fail
Then I woke up from my mid morning daydream
Imagination ran rampant, so it may seem