Poetry Bisharp's Personal Poetry Parlor

Are you not entertained?

  • Yes Bisharp, you've done it again!

    Votes: 41 70.7%
  • Who are you?

    Votes: 6 10.3%
  • It could use some work...

    Votes: 1 1.7%
  • I'm only here for the Pokemon references.

    Votes: 10 17.2%

  • Total voters
    58
@Red H2O, let me go down in history that I tried.

It's me, the Mean Metal B
Here to lay sick rhymes, you see?
Thinkin' you're big
Thinkin' you're tough
But you ain't got the stuff
To make it in the big league
I'll dropkick your :red: to Assateague
Then when it's all said and done
That's when once again we start the fun
Ratatatat of firearms rings over the streets
To mark off enemies' various defeats
For let's end this rapping feud
I have no time for your unruly brood
 
@TheQuietBisharp
Ahaha! Quite fantastic!
That rap was bombastic!
Your rhymes were quite dope,
but you're a priest and I'm the pope.
See, I'm quite visceral,
and I never ever miss, or roll
a one on the dice of life
'cause every word I spit brings strife,
watch out, Imma steal yo kids and wife!
Because I'm Red H2O!
You can't handle me, bro!
'Cause I'm water, 'cause I flow
'Cause I'm ice, like fallin' snow
'Cause I'm steam, take your turn
or you'll get a chemical burn!
 
You've already shown me up twice. :p
There can never be enough poets, this isn't my thing to take the opportunity from others. Why should one monopolize an art?
 
@SANIC DA HEDHOG
"Sonic Speed!" came the high-pitched cry
Then his body proceeded to fly
Off the stage and into the abyss
After Bowser smacked him with a fist
Bouncing on a spring he returned
To find himself getting burned
By Bowser's red hot fire breath
Intending to singe until nothing is left
Percentage rises higher and higher
As Sonic sits in the fire
Grab and throw
"Looking a bit slow!"
Bowser says with a sneer
In Sonic's eyes did reside fear
Bowser looked with dead determination
He side smashed that abomination
 
@SANIC DA HEDHOG
"Sonic Speed!" came the high-pitched cry
Then his body proceeded to fly
Off the stage and into the abyss
After Bowser smacked him with a fist
Bouncing on a spring he returned
To find himself getting burned
By Bowser's red hot fire breath
Intending to singe until nothing is left
Percentage rises higher and higher
As Sonic sits in the fire
Grab and throw
"Looking a bit slow!"
Bowser says with a sneer
In Sonic's eyes did reside fear
Bowser looked with dead determination
He side smashed that abomination
Thanks! I'll be using that in my signature.
 
@SANIC DA HEDHOG
"Sonic Speed!" came the high-pitched cry
Then his body proceeded to fly
Off the stage and into the abyss
After Bowser smacked him with a fist
Bouncing on a spring he returned
To find himself getting burned
By Bowser's red hot fire breath
Intending to singe until nothing is left
Percentage rises higher and higher
As Sonic sits in the fire
Grab and throw
"Looking a bit slow!"
Bowser says with a sneer
In Sonic's eyes did reside fear
Bowser looked with dead determination
He side smashed that abomination
Lolz. Bowser isn't in Sonic! He's in Mario!
 
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