Poetry Bisharp's Personal Poetry Parlor

Are you not entertained?

  • Yes Bisharp, you've done it again!

    Votes: 41 70.7%
  • Who are you?

    Votes: 6 10.3%
  • It could use some work...

    Votes: 1 1.7%
  • I'm only here for the Pokemon references.

    Votes: 10 17.2%

  • Total voters
    58
With a Cast
Helios tosses his bait
Then proceeds to wait
Bobber bounces
Not before tortoise pounces
Makes off with the bait
Despite my Phoenix Blaster hate
Cast again into Jungle pond stagnant
Then knocked into the water fragrant
Sputter and spit, throw a fit
For Derplings are upon your spot
In a sparing mood they are not
Mash you gear, eat your lure
Then they piss upon the shore
Magic Mirror lost in an accident
So you're stuck in this little stint
 
Cherry Blossoms
A mortal life so short
An ignorant man may retort
Isn't worth this to on Earth
Yet at the time of birth
Something beautiful occurs
A new hope comes, ladies and sirs
Infinite possibility rests in one's hands
Yet most say it's lost in time of sands
An hourglass with a hole
The dice of life gets a roll
Yet what could be done in that time
I choose to make rhyme
There are things of beauty created in mortal life
Like the Cherry Blossom, defeater of strife

A bit of a twist on it, maybe unexpected.
 
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I seem to be losing my poetry touch as I lose requesters. Hmm... I used to get inspiration for writing from almost everything...
 
I can't believe i haven't done this before: APPROVAL
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A yell of "Kobe!" and then some snickers
A screech "Deez nuts!" and Bisharp bickers
"You guys are idiots, meme-ified fools!
Get away from me, you useless tools!"
They laugh and poke me, annoying
They run to their parents, toying
With a grumble my headphones go back
But brothers are still on the attack
Mocking me for being a nerd
Most mature insult, they call me a 'turd'
Here's a poem to describe my everyday
Now you understand why I'm always on, hey
 
A dark metal man looks at his shop
'At least it wasn't a total flop'
A run down parlor heaves a tired sigh
Poetry is failing, that's no lie
Who but graces his storefront
But a traveling wizard man, said with blunt
"I'll take a poem, revive this place
Let's give reason to fill the space!"
After he gets his lyrical merch
Off goes the wizard on another search
Alone again, in his poet's den
He had no direction, like a headless hen
Out loud to none in the dusty shack
"Off to play Terraria, but I'll be back!"
 
For a pasty white nerd, I listen to way too much rap. :p
Oh... you think you can show up this bisharp?!
Let me take you to school... YES IM CONTINUING THIS. IM ANGRY.

Well, let's see, H2O,
You cant just start messing with my bro!
I can roll with these rhymes like a Spheal,
As you may say,
ITS GOIN DOWN FOR REAL!
I can't believe you like that song!
But I still say, you chose wrong,
Picking a big fight with a random Pokémon?
Can't believe it, you cant receive it yet.
We're so boss I gotta jet!
Bisharp so gangsta, Im so thug,
We're the group you're thinking of
when tryna drop raps,
all you do is drop craps,
I can't believe this what I'm on the brink of,
destroying, within one post!
If you think you beat us...
YOU'RE TOAST.

Boi that's one take. Wanna FIGHT @Red H2O ?
 
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