Poetry Bisharp's Personal Poetry Parlor

Are you not entertained?

  • Yes Bisharp, you've done it again!

    Votes: 41 70.7%
  • Who are you?

    Votes: 6 10.3%
  • It could use some work...

    Votes: 1 1.7%
  • I'm only here for the Pokemon references.

    Votes: 10 17.2%

  • Total voters
    58
Indeed, what subject would you like it on? And hey, I read some poems and it actually just made me feel bad because that seemed a lot better than me. :3
XD NONONONONO. I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. You are an excellent poet, from what I've read. Far more creative than a lot of poets out there. I really did not mean it in that way. :C

I would like it written about.... erm...... Fishing in Terraria? :D
 
That naggy kid sends me off again
"Catch a fish in a dragon den."
That'll be the day he gets the boot
That little brat is quite the moot
A haphazard cast
In the blue vast
Who needs him anyway?
I'm the one that has to filet
Maybe I should cut him some slack...
(( Speaking of slack let me reel it in ))
A sudden cry from the angler, about an attack
And *poof* in smoke, he's not in our world
From the lingering smell my nostrils curled
I took my rod, snapped it in half
And with a maniacal laugh
All my bait is released
No longer a fish feast
I'm done with fishing.
 
Idk why I haven't stumbled onto this. This is pretty epic!

Hopefully one day I could remember what to request...
Oh, danke!
Yoshi vs. Shulk. Pronto.
"Are you really feeling it?"
"Yoshi!"
"Bleh. Taste my Monado!"
And thus a battle of imagination
Showed the hostile relation
Yoshi's down air drills Shulk's skull
Then with his egg he does bowl
A smashed Shulk
Yoshi swaggers like Hulk
The Milky one won

@General Milky gets a tag I suppose.
 
"Are you really feeling it?"
"Yoshi!"
"Bleh. Taste my Monado!"
And thus a battle of imagination
Showed the hostile relation
Yoshi's down air drills Shulk's skull
Then with his egg he does bowl
A smashed Shulk
Yoshi swaggers like Hulk
The Milky one won
Technically, Yoshi vs. Shulk is 1-1, thanks to that last match. Nice poem, though.
 
Almost a god but one weakness
The imperfection of the human body
Iwata, a god of gaming
Snatched by the greedy hand of death
Yet his legacy lives on
EarthBound, Kirby, the list is grand
He shall withstand the time and sand
An industry's changes, brought on by this man
Thank you, Mr. Iwata.

IS IWATA F'IN DEAD?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
I suppose I need a poem for the CC.

The dungeons are deep
The caverns are old
The water does seep
The heroes are bold
The jungle is wild
The sun burns bright
The undead are riled
The souls rhyme with -ight
Welcome to Terraria, my dear lad
1.3 has arrived, I hope you're glad
Old worlds repurposed
New blocks refurbished
Celestial creatures
Special features
Movie monsters and Mars men
As you sit in your computer den
Welcome
To Terraria 1.3
 
An unlikely group was chilling on the couch
A Bisharp with an undeniable slouch
A Mario with stubble and some retro games
A man with Scarlet as one of his main dames
And a lady of blood red flesh
They got together for a hangout sesh
But wait, I forget a spiky haired lad
Croodles he prepared, they were rad
We talked and sat deep into the night
We did not retire until we saw the light
Brought together through immense space
For it was first each would see their face
I look at this get together with great hope
Because it could never happen with a single "nope"
It will take time, sweat, and blood
And easily could get tossed in the mud
But I shall try, and I shall fight
For this to not happen it must defy all my might

Tagging time.
@Scarecrow @Szaila@EpicCriddle

And my little brother's friend wanted me to this, Spanky Jr.
Don't ask me why.
 
@Milt69466
Milt's on vacation, here's an unreadable alert
If I keep this up I'll probably get hammer hurt
Awaiting the day for the soft computer hum
To return to him like a pirate to his rum
Like a flitting fly I flew, buzzing round his head
A minor vacation annoyance, he'd rather me dead
Well to you Milt, I take a bow, a true warrior
We await your return like a present bearing courier
 
@Milt69466
Milt's on vacation, here's an unreadable alert
If I keep this up I'll probably get hammer hurt
Awaiting the day for the soft computer hum
To return to him like a pirate to his rum
Like a flitting fly I flew, buzzing round his head
A minor vacation annoyance, he'd rather me dead
Well to you Milt, I take a bow, a true warrior
We await your return like a present bearing courier
Bahaha I have wifi and my iPad lacks the new profile post restriction because it's an old fart >:3
 
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