Poetry Bisharp's Personal Poetry Parlor

Are you not entertained?

  • Yes Bisharp, you've done it again!

    Votes: 41 70.7%

  • Who are you?

    Votes: 6 10.3%

  • It could use some work...

    Votes: 1 1.7%

  • I'm only here for the Pokemon references.

    Votes: 10 17.2%
  • Total voters
    58
Malamar, known as the devious Pokémon
He's the kind of guy that would rip up your lawn
A beast with Assault Vest
You really shouldn't try to test
Superpower and Contrary
He'll rip up any Fairy
He's like calamari plus some Japanese lewd
Better not mess with him, he's got 'tood
Find him in the wrong mood
And he could get pretty crude
A well known entry in Generation 6
He could give you quite the entertainment fix
Destroying teams all be himself
No need to put him in a PC shelf
 
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TheQuietBisharp said:
I see you're using it in your signature. Thanks.

@kingklutz
Once there was a dragon by the name of Toothless
He was accompanied by a boy named Hiccup the Useless
Looked down upon by most of his peers
As they'd rather just drink a few beers
Toothless and Hiccup, quite a pair
They'd rather use their smarts, they wouldn't dare
In Viking society it was all brute force
Yet Hiccup was their best resource
Defeating large sea dragons
That could eat five million Bagons
Defeating Romans
and eliminating dark omens
These two were inseparable
They are now a fable
Legendary heroes is what they became
It all started when Toothless became tame
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This is really so damn good. Thank you :)
 
@The Magic Cookie
Once there was a delicious chocolate chip cookie
But when I decided to have a lookie,
It rolled away like some demonic beast
And I was planning to have a feast!
Like the Rollercookie from the Confection,
I had a great affection
For all things sweet
Better than all meat
It slipped under the front door
And my jaw dropped to the floor
My most delicious prize
Slipped away before my very eyes
I hopped on my bike
I knew it would be quite the hike
If I planned on getting the cookie back
I'd throw it in my sack
For I had quite a knack
For carrying things in burlap bags
With such a delicious cookie inside, it might sag
In the city, I rode on
To see it get crushed at the brink of dawn
My time wasted, I trudged on home
That's what you get from a cookie in a spell tome
 
TheQuietBisharp said:
@The Magic Cookie
Once there was a delicious chocolate chip cookie
But when I decided to have a lookie,
It rolled away like some demonic beast
And I was planning to have a feast!
Like the Rollercookie from the Confection,
I had a great affection
For all things sweet
Better than all meat
It slipped under the front door
And my jaw dropped to the floor
My most delicious prize
Slipped away before my very eyes
I hopped on my bike
I knew it would be quite the hike
If I planned on getting the cookie back
I'd throw it in my sack
For I had quite a knack
For carrying things in burlap bags
With such a delicious cookie inside, it might sag
In the city, I rode on
To see it get crushed at the brink of dawn
My time wasted, I trudged on home
That's what you get from a cookie in a spell tome
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"sweet" vs "meat?" Meat winds hand down everytime.
 
@GibbDuck
Ducks are interesting creatures
With quite weird features
But they can still be adorable
The Pokémon Ducklett, just so huggable
A combination of swimming and flight
They can also pack quite a bite
Old ladies shower them with bread crumbs
They can be some lazy bums
Soaking up the sun with free food
And they're animals, they can always be nude
Ducks are great, a marvel of evolution
They can start a revolution

(Sorry it's on the short side, ducks are hard to write about)
 
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