Poetry Bisharp's Personal Poetry Parlor

Are you not entertained?

  • Yes Bisharp, you've done it again!

    Votes: 41 70.7%
  • Who are you?

    Votes: 6 10.3%
  • It could use some work...

    Votes: 1 1.7%
  • I'm only here for the Pokemon references.

    Votes: 10 17.2%

  • Total voters
    58

boy24323_11

Terrarian
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You get the trophy for good stuff
Congradulations :D
 

TheQuietBisharp

Official Terrarian
Here's a poem about war I made in school.
Swords swinging
Bombs flinging
Death or glory
That is their story
Only thing soldiers desire
Even if they end in agony and fire
A situation they call so dire
As they sit amongst the muck and mire
Yet their names are soon lost to time
In graveyards topped with slime
An eroded stone is that that is left
Of the life that they bereft
 

TheQuietBisharp

Official Terrarian
@Vadimonium
They call it the Duke
And it isn't a fluke
For it rules the sea and air
With its dragon flair
But it has not breath that is fair
It could singe off your nose hair
Dragon, fish, and pig in one
Attack him under-geared and you're done
Battle under the moon and under the sun
He will fight til the end when he has won
Considered by many the final test
Beat him and you can beat the rest
Unwilling to drop his desired flail
You'll battle him again and hope not to fail
This is the Duke, in the quad of rulers
2 queens, and a king
In this robust battle ring
 

TheQuietBisharp

Official Terrarian
I felt a bit bad since I made poems for most of the devs but not Cenx. I'll try to see if I can get one for everyone else too.

@Cenx
Cenx, m'lady, the female of the team
I bet all those men can cause you to scream
But your work on Terraria brings many a gleam
To a person's face, mine included
I hope I haven't intruded
With this little thank-you
To Red's honey of the Terraria crew
You've made much impact on the game
Bringing Plantera to life and the Axe infame
The one we all know for partying non-stop
It's you, Cenx, the cream of the crop
 

TheQuietBisharp

Official Terrarian
We all saw this one coming didn't we? Let's dump art on Samrux's lawn!

@Samrux
Waiting in eternal shadow
For what, he does not know
The dead march on
Never to see the light of dawn
Festering around
Emitting an unholy sound
As Samrux sits, deep below the ground
Hammer found lain in rubble
Yet he can wield with no trouble
After all those years
Surrounded by demonic fears
Voices ring in his head
The voices of things never alive or dead
And so the things they said
Haunted him to the core
Leaving his mind sore
It could make one roar
Yet Samrux has lost all vocalization
He has little living sensation
Yet it is still there
The human will and care
His story shall continue to depths unknown
We shall await his escapades in the cloth of life be sewn
 

TheQuietBisharp

Official Terrarian
Because I felt like it.

@Milt69466
Mighty hammer in hand
Faced with a scraggly band
Of thieves and a big brigand
American baseball Helena did play
Not one of those thieves ended up okay
Never will they rob another store
Helena promised she'd beat them to the floor
She'd make them wish they existed never more
Twiddling her hammer like a pair of keys
She took the thieves coated in fleas
To the local police office, quick and clean
Locked in their cells of a white sheen
Thank-you was said many-a-time
To our hero Helena, stopper of crime
 

TheQuietBisharp

Official Terrarian
@A Wanderer
A monkey's favorite treat
Can cause a deadly defeat
Dropped by a bomb throwing fool
These weapons are more than cool
With these, Terraria shall you rule
Fruit is good for you, yes that is true
Yet can also kill when death is due
If you ever get hungry these aren't the things to eat
Although you'd think they would be neat
They contain a power from the Dark Clown
An evil being from All The Way Down
This is a killing machine with no equal
The Bananarangs, deserving of a sequel
 
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Frenzy Moon

The Destroyer
@A Wanderer
A monkey's favorite treat
Can cause a deadly defeat
Dropped by a bomb throwing fool
These weapons are more than cool
With these, Terraria shall you rule
Fruit is good for you, yes that is true
Yet can also kill when death is due
If you ever get hungry these aren't the things to eat
Although you'd think they would be neat
They contain a power from the Dark Clown
An evil being from All The Way Down
This is a killing machine With no equal
The Bananarangs, deserving of a sequel
youactuallydidit
Nice job, Bisharp! That's actually really good.
Bananarangs, more deadly than a disc made out of 3/2(idk) different powerful materials ( Light Disc ).
 
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