PaperHat
Steampunker
In my last thread, I made haikus for every vanilla boss. Now I am going to make haikus for every Calamity Boss.
This took a lot longer than Expected, I wrote for at least 3 hours to make these
I will likely publish more poems for Ancients Awakened then maybe another mod,
Bye!
Spoiler with a title
Desert Scourage
Gargantuan Sea Worm
Incredibly Dried Out Husk
Trying to Eat Me
Crabulon
Giant Zombie Crab
Big Luminescent mushrooms
Glowing Carapace
Hive Mind
Its Making Biomass
Hive Mind of the Corruption
Corrupt Purple Grass
Perforator Hive
Massive Fleshy Worms
Evil Perforator Hive
It Has Two Big Mouths
Slime God
Its The God of Slime
Ebonion and Crimulan
Little Flying Orb
Desert Scourage
Gargantuan Sea Worm
Incredibly Dried Out Husk
Trying to Eat Me
Crabulon
Giant Zombie Crab
Big Luminescent mushrooms
Glowing Carapace
Hive Mind
Its Making Biomass
Hive Mind of the Corruption
Corrupt Purple Grass
Perforator Hive
Massive Fleshy Worms
Evil Perforator Hive
It Has Two Big Mouths
Slime God
Its The God of Slime
Ebonion and Crimulan
Little Flying Orb
Spoiler with a title
Cryogen
The Friendly Archmage
Turned into a Big Monster
A Huge Cube of Ice
Brimstone Elemental
Floating on a Rock
Elemental Of Brimstone
It was a Goddess
Aquatic Scourage
Long lost Relative
Of the Big Desert Scourage
Very Mutated
Cryogen
The Friendly Archmage
Turned into a Big Monster
A Huge Cube of Ice
Brimstone Elemental
Floating on a Rock
Elemental Of Brimstone
It was a Goddess
Aquatic Scourage
Long lost Relative
Of the Big Desert Scourage
Very Mutated
Calamitas
Clone of the True Witch
Weaker than The Evil Witch
Less Than The Great Witch
Anahita and the Leviathan
(Leviathan)
The Great Ocean Fish
Too Fat To Rise, So Lazy
Glowing like Amber
(Anahita)
Splintered Mind Syndrome
Elemental of the Sea
Needs a Therapist
Astrum Aureus
Astral Research Bot
Astral Megaton Robot
Defends the Astral
Plague Bringer Goliath
The Big Evil Bee
Made from Bee and Nanotech
Raze Entire Cities
Ravager
A Construct of Bones
Made to Destroy Yharim
Its Super-Golem!
Astrum Deus
The Cosmic Disgust
The God of the Twinkling Stars
Devoured By a DoG
Clone of the True Witch
Weaker than The Evil Witch
Less Than The Great Witch
Anahita and the Leviathan
(Leviathan)
The Great Ocean Fish
Too Fat To Rise, So Lazy
Glowing like Amber
(Anahita)
Splintered Mind Syndrome
Elemental of the Sea
Needs a Therapist
Astrum Aureus
Astral Research Bot
Astral Megaton Robot
Defends the Astral
Plague Bringer Goliath
The Big Evil Bee
Made from Bee and Nanotech
Raze Entire Cities
Ravager
A Construct of Bones
Made to Destroy Yharim
Its Super-Golem!
Astrum Deus
The Cosmic Disgust
The God of the Twinkling Stars
Devoured By a DoG
Profaned Guardians
Carriers of a Core
The Guardians of Providence
They look like Meatballs
Dragonfolly
Colossal Failure
Clone of the Jungle Dragon
Its Self Multiplying
Providence, Profaned Goddess
She Lives in the Sun
Providence, Profaned Goddess
Wants To Burn The World
Sentinals of the Devourer
(Ceaseless Void)
Made of Cosmic Steal
Live Sealed Dimensional Rift
Lives in the Dungeon
(Storm Weaver)
It's The Nano-DoG
It Eats Wyvern in the Sky
One of the last DoGs
(Signus, Envoy of the Devourer)
Mysterious Hood
Evil Sneaky Assasin
Who knows What it is
Devourer of Gods
DoG! The Strongest DoG!
the DoG likes to Devour Gods
Lives in Purple Fog
Jungle Dragon, Yharon
Murky Orange Scales
The Dragon of the Jungle
Its Yharims Pet
Supreme Calamitas
Blast things with hellfire
Turned the Ocean Into Steam
Name means "Disaster!"
Carriers of a Core
The Guardians of Providence
They look like Meatballs
Dragonfolly
Colossal Failure
Clone of the Jungle Dragon
Its Self Multiplying
Providence, Profaned Goddess
She Lives in the Sun
Providence, Profaned Goddess
Wants To Burn The World
Sentinals of the Devourer
(Ceaseless Void)
Made of Cosmic Steal
Live Sealed Dimensional Rift
Lives in the Dungeon
(Storm Weaver)
It's The Nano-DoG
It Eats Wyvern in the Sky
One of the last DoGs
(Signus, Envoy of the Devourer)
Mysterious Hood
Evil Sneaky Assasin
Who knows What it is
Devourer of Gods
DoG! The Strongest DoG!
the DoG likes to Devour Gods
Lives in Purple Fog
Jungle Dragon, Yharon
Murky Orange Scales
The Dragon of the Jungle
Its Yharims Pet
Supreme Calamitas
Blast things with hellfire
Turned the Ocean Into Steam
Name means "Disaster!"
This took a lot longer than Expected, I wrote for at least 3 hours to make these
I will likely publish more poems for Ancients Awakened then maybe another mod,
Bye!