Humorous Cheese sticks conspiracy theories

[Tibithia Σ]

Previous holder of "Most Messages."
They got temp-banned for being toxic towards others and spamming in "Say A."

 

[Jackiethederg]

Ah, okay. Because I enjoy talking to y'all, I won't spam.

 

[Soviet0nion]

I have a theory

Spoiler: Kinda disturbing

What if your belly button went inwards so deep, it turned into a sinkhole and started to suck your body into itself? What would happen then? Would you disappear? Would you turn inside out?

 

[Jackiethederg]

You obviously just fold into yourself and turn into a burrito.

 

[Soviet0nion]

You obviously just fold into yourself and turn into a burrito.

That would be fun to see.
Extremely disturbing, but fun

 

[Tibithia Σ]

I'm gonna try it!
update: it worked as planned but i can no longer use the shift key anymore

 

[Boomuncher is gone]

I have a theory that when you get a bed that supposedly cools or heats you based on your temperature is just a mind game. In your mind you think oh yeah this is way better than my old mattress, but in reality, the mattress company has actually tricked you into believing so.

 

[Boomuncher is gone]

Lol not that there is a reality anyway it's all a dream

 

[Tibithia Σ]

I have a theory that there is a secret society dedicated to planting highly toxic people in online communities, and they plant more in more popular ones.

 

[Ghostrix ΣΓβΞΔλΠΨΩ]

I have a theory that there is a secret society dedicated to planting highly toxic people in online communities, and they plant more in more popular ones.

I..This is beautiful.


(and it could be true.)

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Seriously, only a few minutes after the trailer for Black Ops: Cold War zombies came out, somebody said "It's gonna be worse than Black Ops 4"

 

[Etotheipi]

I have a theory that there is a secret society dedicated to planting highly toxic people in online communities, and they plant more in more popular ones.

So the hypixel forums must be really popular.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Must be.

 

[Jackiethederg]

wait does cheese god mold?

 

[Evil Ghost Lady]

There is a big lobster at the bottom of the ocean.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

The black market has a majority sharehold on video games with skill-based matchmaking and intentionally skews the system, either by sending hired players to beat the crap out of newer and non-pro players, or by making the system match them against those.

 

[Jackiethederg]

Isn't that what that one dad did?

 

[Downhill]

i hasnt been on here for ages

 

[Evil Ghost Lady]

Re-Logic is planning to erase all traces and memories of Old-Gen Console and 3ds exclusives from existence.

 

[CursedSliver]

Earth isn't flat, it isn't round, it's an egg.