Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but it gets into all of your food then dies in your air conditioning unit.

I wish for a small blue LED light that turns on and off every minute that means nothing at all and is only connected to a battery.
 
Granted, you have amazing art skills, in modern art.

I wish for a small bit of grass to sit quietly on the pavement and nothing to happen to it.
 
Granted, but to your worst enemy.

I wish for this wish to not get corrupted.

Granted, your wish cannot be corrupted. Instead the cosmic backlash causes all other wishes across time and space to become corrupted and those whose wishes were corrupted now believe that their corrupt wish is your fault. In fact, you're the reason this whole thread even exists.

I wish for world peace for planet earth.
 
Granted, but it's obtained by cooling Earth to 0 Kelvin.

I wish that every person would suddenly learn the Metric system perfectly.
 
Granted, but every human also gets a minor but really annoying birth defect.

I wish for all Nobel Prize winners ever to become immortals.
 
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