Corrupt a Wish

[DoctorWhale]

Granted, but everyone hates you.

I wish for sentient radioactive potatoes (that will never attack me, because I am immune to them in every way) to attack you.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

Granted but then I break reality and then they attack you.

I wish for this guy to become president.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, but he makes everything you like doing illegal.

I wish for this wish to not happen.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

Granted but you never wished for anything so the wish police arrest you.

I wish for fish fingers and custard.

 

[TheGuy]

Granted. You get a mutant live fish with fingers which is also smeared with custard.
Edit: forgot to add a wish. I wish for everything.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, everything is dropped on you, killing you under the weight.

I wish for this wish not to be granted.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

Granted but what I said before.

I wish for fries.

 

[StarWarrior111]

Granted, but it tastes bad

I wish for this wish to not be granted but to be granted at the same time and to not be granted but granted

 

[TheGuy]

Granted.

I wish to know how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

Granted but Siri gives you a very confusing answer.

I wish that I could rule Sealand (a super small self proclaimed country on an oil rig.)

 

[cumberland-farmsLover2002]

Granted, but a tsunami kills you. Besides... why would you want to own SEALAND?

I wish to wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted. But what will happen when the wish for the wish for the wish is corrupted?

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

Besides... why would you want to own SEALAND?

I would.

You actually wish for your own instant death and you die.

I wish for nachoz.

 

[cumberland-farmsLover2002]

Granted, but they give you severe food poisoning and you almost die.

I wish for a flag.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

Granted but it's a confederate flag and you get kicked out of whatever country your in.

I wish for a window that can't break or disappear that just stays there.

 

[cumberland-farmsLover2002]

Granted, but the window is placed right in front of the door to your house so you cannot get in.

I wish for a map.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

Granted but it leads you off a cliff.

I wish for PANKAKE!!!!!

 

[TMB50]

Granted, but it is a normal face with Goro's face in it.
I wish for crap.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

Granted but you get covered with it.

I wish for a pillow with an endless feather supply.

 

[cumberland-farmsLover2002]

Granted, but the pillow gets tired of being stuffed with feathers and instead stuffs you with feathers. You die a slow and painful death, suffocating in endless feathers. You did this to yourself.

I wish for a pair of telephone cords.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

Granted but they wrap around your neck and strangle you.

I wish for shoes that were super comfortable that I could wear anywhere, even in my house, that I could walk on everything in, including Legos, and I could also never lose track of them.