Corrupt a Wish

[billynoise]

Granted, but the cake has been poisoned by your friendly neighborhood assassin.

I wish I could give out wishes.

 

[Enderwither02]

Granted, but the cake has been poisoned by your friendly neighborhood assassin.

I wish I could give out wishes.

Granted, but every time you get ready to pass a Wish to your ally, the opponent's Pokémon kills the ally and forces you to completely waste the wish on something that already has full HP.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

Granted, Not You're D E H Y D R A T E

I Wish For D E H Y D R A T E

 

[billynoise]

Granted, but now you are stuck in the middle of the ocean.

I wish for an EA game that doesn't have dlc or microtrandactions.

 

[Yello_X]

Granted, but your entire country is banned from playing/buying it, even if you change IP addresses.
I wish for all Terraria updates on all ports to be released in the same time, same update (1.3.6, 1.3.7, etc.) with good quality

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, the game stops being updated, but at least all platforms now have 1.3.5.3.

I wish for...

 

[Yello_X]

Granted, you get bad luck for eternity.
I wish for an increased drop chance for rare items

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, you get bad luck for eternity.

I already have that, I'm pretty sure. This post does not count as anything, just saying that.

 

[Enderwither02]

Granted, you get bad luck for eternity.
I wish for an increased drop chance for rare items

Granted, but it's only a 0.1% increase.

I wish I wasn't wishing for anything.

 

[Under cover cabbage]

granted but you never get anything.

I wish for fresh fish on a dish

 

[Enderwither02]

granted but you never get anything.

I wish for fresh fish on a dish

Granted. The fish is still alive and the dish is absolutely filthy.

I wish I had gills and lived in a lake.

 

[Yello_X]

Granted, but you live in a polluted lake
I wish I had wings and knew how to use them

 

[Enderwither02]

Granted, but you live in a polluted lake
I wish I had wings and knew how to use them

(Most lakes are polluted, so...)

Granted, but the wings are too small to let you fly.

I wish I had a pebble.

 

[Yello_X]

Granted, but you somehow got a boulder instead. (Thanks, geologists)
I wish for stupidity

 

[Enderwither02]

Granted, but you somehow got a boulder instead. (Thanks, geologists)
I wish for stupidity

Granted, but to some, you are still intelligent.

I wish I was the Sun.

 

[billynoise]

Granted, but now you have 8 annoying planets following you around.

I wish I could be good at PvP

 

[Winkins]

Granted, but now you can only play co-op pvp with incompetent allies.

I wish for a cool sounding title.

 

[Enderwither02]

Granted, but now you can only play co-op pvp incompetent allies.

I wish for a cool sounding title.

Granted, but it doesn't do anything special.

I wish for water.

 

[Yello_X]

Granted, it's pee.
I wish for some green peas.

 

[Enderwither02]

Granted, it's pee.
I wish for some green peas.

Granted, but they're frozen solid and won't melt.

I wish it would snow.