Corrupt a Wish

[Dapling]

Existence is an Orange, now.

I wish for existence to not be a fruit.

 

[Animus Viral]

it is brocoli
a painful vegetable

I wish for a what.

 

[Dapling]

Granted. Existence is no longer a vegetable... because it no longer exists.

I wish for the universe to be normal again.

 

[Animus Viral]

existence is back to being fruit

i wish for stop ninja'ing

 

[Dapling]

Granted. No one else ever posts here again.

I wish for a bean.

 

[Animus Viral]

become beanbag that causes severe health issues

i wish for a bishop chess piece

 

[Dapling]

You have been captured. Diagonally.

I wish I was better at chess.

 

[Animus Viral]

You get vertically slashed for experience

I wish for an omelet to exist

 

[Dapling]

An omelet made from the souls of the innocent, how delicious!

I wish to not be so edgy.

 

[Animus Viral]

you become dull

i wish to have e d g e

 

[Dapling]

You have become a knife. A completely inanimate knife. You have a very sharp e d g e, but no longer a sharp mind.

I wish for NPCs to be able to live in the crimson.

 

[Animus Viral]

NPC are able to live in the crimson by becoming the crimson. Have fun with the flesh lump that was every npc ever

I wish for a sandwich to blow up

 

[Yoop90-]

it blows up and kills you


i wish for my wish to not be corrupted

 

[Animus Viral]

you wished
but unfortunately the law of the thread is bigger than your wish
so you die by blowing up

I wish for everyone to no exist

 

[Yoop90-]

nobody exists for five minutes

i wish for new paint

 

[Animus Viral]

the paint poisons everyone

I wish for a bunch of languages to just appear and confuse everyone.

 

[Yoop90-]

all hell breaks loose after five minutes

i wish for pikachu too no longer be so overrated

 

[Animus Viral]

granted, pikachu is so underrated they no exist

I wish for ominous

 

[Yoop90-]

( i wouldn't say thats really bad)
everything becomes more ominous

i wish for no wish

 

[Animus Viral]

therefore you blow up because paradox

I wish for syntax