Corrupt a Wish

[Admiral Voidzuli']

Gramted, but it‘s now invisible and moved, so nobody knows where it went.

I wish for Australia to not be the most deadly place in the world

 

[Yoop90-]

granted but everywhere else becomes literal hell

I wish for everything to be perfect

 

[Admiral Voidzuli']

Granted, but it instead turns into a dystopia and there are world-wide wars. After only a few months, our species has almost wiped itself out

i wish for a Boeing 747

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

Granted, but you run out of money quickly due to the cost of maintaining such an airliner.

I wish to no longer be lactose intolerant

 

[Yoop90-]

Granted, but you run out of money quickly due to the cost of maintaining such an airliner.

I wish to no longer be lactose intolerant

you're no longer lactose intolerant but you become allergic to everything else

I wish for my pencil to fcking work

 

[Admiral Voidzuli']

Granted, but it works too well and sets on fire in your hand while you are writing

I wish for a helmet

 

[Yoop90-]

granted but it's too small

I wish for 3rd period to be next week

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

Granted, but it lasts for the rest of your life.

I wish people’d stop corrupting wishes.

 

[Streyll]

Granted. People Crimson them instead.

I wish there wasn't snow on the ground yet.

 

[Yoop90-]

granted, however you get snow for the rest of your life

I wish for terraria to stop being so buggy

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

Granted, all bugs are removed! Oh wait, you meant bugs like, game issues. Well you can do without those beetles in the caves right? and the giant hornets and bees right?

I wish for the person that corrupts this wish to have a nice day : )

 

[Yoop90-]

granted but I have bad days for the rest of my life
not much of a change

I wish to n longer have bad days

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

Granted, but every day you stub your toe, that is the only downside.

I wish that potatoes would pick a pfp and stick with it for more than an hour
(i do really like the one u have rn tho)

 

[Yoop90-]

granted but then i log off for an eternity

I wish to be able to pronounce words properly

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

Granted, but you can only pronounce words well in your mind

I wish that my brother would stop being smooth brained

 

[Yoop90-]

granted but then everyone else is considered "smooth brained"

I wish for the wifi to be stable

 

[Schparks]

Granted, it’s been completely turned off.

I wish for the nicest dog ever.

 

[Elemental 131]

Granted but they pee everywhere

I wish to solve world hunger

 

[Streyll]

Granted. Every living thing in the world is now dead.

I wish I could understand humanity.

 

[Elemental 131]

granted but they become dumber every single day

I wish I could do something good with my life