Corrupt a Wish

[Brass Scientist Layn 🌴]

Granted but asthma

I wish for noodles

They cost 10 cents, and are.. repulsive at the least.

I wish for a disgusting rat.

 

[Noahblast20]

They cost 10 cents, and are.. repulsive at the least.

I wish for a disgusting rat.

You get a rat that is a mildly nauseous beige color.
I wish for the dehydration zombies to leave my dreams be.

 

[RTree]

You get a rat that is a mildly nauseous beige color.
I wish for the dehydration zombies to leave my dreams be.

Granted but they leave and just go to your actual life,
I wish for it to become november 8

 

[Brass Scientist Layn 🌴]

Granted but they leave and just go to your actual life,
I wish for it to become november 8

Granted, but it's 11pm.

I wish for Goat Simulator 2.

 

[Noahblast20]

Granted, but it's 11pm.

I wish for Goat Simulator 2.

Granted but it’s the fourth installment

I wish for portal 3

 

[Brass Scientist Layn 🌴]

Granted but it’s the fourth installment

I wish for portal 3

Perfect, MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Granted, but it's a crappy tech demo for the game.

I wish for a banana peels.

 

[Noahblast20]

Perfect, MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Granted, but it's a crappy tech demo for the game.

I wish for a banana peels.

You underestimate what a tech demo means to me!

You get two tiny slivers of green banana peel.

I wish for been.

 

[Brass Scientist Layn 🌴]

You underestimate what a tech demo means to me!

You get two tiny slivers of green banana peel.

I wish for been.

Granted, but it already happened.

I wish for RTX chad to come.

 

[Noahblast20]

Granted, but it already happened.

I wish for RTX chad to come.

Granted, but he beats you up.

I wish for the knight in deltarune to just be a homestuck reference.

 

[toxicstorm115]

Granted, but he beats you up.

I wish for the knight in deltarune to just be a homestuck reference.

granted but toby fox removes it

i wish for me to finnaly be accepted in crowds

 

[Noahblast20]

Granted, but you are accepted as an outsider.

I wish for cheese

 

[toxicstorm115]

Granted, but you are accepted as an outsider.

I wish for cheese

granted but its moldy

i wish to be white instead of mexican

 

[Noahblast20]

Granted, but you’re albino.

I wish to unbake a cake.

 

[Brass Scientist Layn 🌴]

Granted, but it falls into the shimmer and you get shimmered before you reach it.

I wish for real teeth.

 

[Noahblast20]

Granted, but they are bird egg teeth and fall out after a single use.

I wish for luck

 

[vessal]

inf life but you are a bloob fishe

 

[toxicstorm115]

Granted, but they are bird egg teeth and fall out after a single use.

I wish for luck

granted but its opposite day.

i wish for a nose

 

[vessal]

granted but its opposite day.

i wish for a nose

the nose grows into a leach
i wish for lots of money

 

[Noahblast20]

Granted, but it’s billions of Pennies and you get crushed

I wish for another Pokémon ranger game

 

[toxicstorm115]

Granted, but it’s billions of Pennies and you get crushed

I wish for another Pokémon ranger game

granted but its a chinese copy called monepo ganger

i wish for

to be a how to cook cerial recipie