Corrupt a Wish

[Team Roxas]

granted but its a chinese copy called monepo ganger

i wish for

to be a how to cook cerial recipie

Granted but it's an old recipe buried deep underground

I wish for a gun.

 

[vessal]

the gun talks and will always insult you
i wish for a sword

 

[Noahblast20]

That sword happens to be the sord and is so ty that you cut yourself on the handle.

I wish for monkey

 

[Brass Scientist Layn 🌴]

Granted, but you cardboard letters that say monkey when put together.
I wish for a wish.

 

[Noahblast20]

Where’s the wish?

 

[vessal]

i wish for 100 titanium swords

 

[Noahblast20]

Granted, but they are so thin that they break on one use.

I wish for knoledge

 

[vessal]

granted but you cant share it so humanity does not invance because of your knowledge
i wish for a perfectly balenced weapon

 

[Noahblast20]

Granted, but it’s a balance of incredible weight and damage.

I wish for sheece

 

[vessal]

granted but what is sheece
i wish a big boat

 

[Noahblast20]

You wish a big boat, but it gets stuck in the Suez Canal.

I wish for cufk.

 

[Brass Scientist Layn 🌴]

Granted, but I have no clue what that is, so here's a monkey instead.

I wish for a nokia.

 

[Noahblast20]

Granted, but it’s denser than a black hole and kills everyone

I wish for three ducks.

 

[Schparks]

Granted, but the ducks are illusions of the mind. you are now schizo, nya nya.

I wish that I could only get A grades in school.

 

[Streyll]

Granted, but now you're cynical, misanthropic, and depressed. There's a reason why the sayings are knowledge is power and ignorance is bliss.

I wish I had a PC from the 1980s.

 

[pun_master_dusk]

granted, but it doesn't work.
i wish that i didn't have ADHD

 

[Schparks]

Granted! Now you can't pay attention to ANYTHING!

I wish I was an actual flesh abomination.

 

[Noahblast20]

Granted, but you die from exposure

I wish for eldritch knowledge of catgirls.

 

[Schparks]

Nya! Granted, but it's in the language of catgirls.

I wish for a long long line of wire.

 

[Noahblast20]

Granted, but it’s not insulated and is also plugged in

I wish for knowledge on Protoss reproduction in order to one up my dad.