Corrupt a Wish

[Im_ConfuzzledCobalt🥐🌳🐿]

granted, now everyone has it on the worse side of the spectrum
i wish to have the ability to both have a cake and eat it

 

[Glasia 🌳]

Granted but you have to wear a princess dress while eating it.
I wish that the plague from the year 1337 happens again.

 

[No. 1 Usagi]

Granted, a second plague occurs in 1337, resulting in massive domino effects resulting in a completely different world in 2024.

I wish America and Canada had their names swapped.

 

[Streyll]

Granted, a second plague occurs in 1337, resulting in massive domino effects resulting in a completely different world in 2024.

I wish America and Canada had their names swapped.

Granted, but it's because Canada took over the USA and the few remnants of it are held in prison colonies in the frigid north.

I wish for maple bacon.

 

[Vella]

Granted, but it zhatzhings you into a yinglet... and then has you immediately killed by a mousetrap as someone rude decides to trap your delicacy. Oops.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Im_ConfuzzledCobalt🥐🌳🐿]

Granted, but it happened because of a massive war which killed everyone but you, leaving you alone for the rest of eternity.

I wish to have the ability to turn into my OCs at will

 

[Vella]

Granted, but because you somehow turned into your least intelligent OC, you fall under a truck.

I wish to be involuntarily turned into any critter, whether real or fictional.

 

[LisanPaez05]

Granted, but your IQ is at the level of the animal you change

I wish a magical flask what can give me any ingredient I want unlimitedly, only if I know the ingredient, always in perfect form and in the amount I want.

The flask is indestructible and I always know where it is, if I lost it for any reason I can summon it again all times I want

The flask top is locked and I'm the only one who can open it if I want, also only is functional to my command and if I don't works if I been obligated

The ingredients what I obtain rotten at a very slow speed

It doesn't matter what amount of ingredients I take, it doesn't affect the ones what were already in real world, also are fully comestible and have a good flavor, not corrupted in any way, also have all of their normal nutrients in healthy proportion

Corrupt that

 

[TWillyH]

Granted, but your IQ is at the level of the animal you change

I wish a magical flask what can give me any ingredient I want unlimitedly, only if I know the ingredient, always in perfect form and in the amount I want.

The flask is indestructible and I always know where it is, if I lost it for any reason I can summon it again all times I want

The flask top is locked and I'm the only one who can open it if I want, also only is functional to my command and if I don't works if I been obligated

The ingredients what I obtain rotten at a very slow speed

It doesn't matter what amount of ingredients I take, it doesn't affect the ones what were already in real world, also are fully comestible and have a good flavor, not corrupted in any way, also have all of their normal nutrients in healthy proportion

Corrupt that

Granted but I aint reading allat so it doesn't apply

I wish Volapines (And by extension middle rifts) were real

 

[Dark Lord Fladnag]

Granted, but your IQ is at the level of the animal you change

I wish a magical flask what can give me any ingredient I want unlimitedly, only if I know the ingredient, always in perfect form and in the amount I want.

The flask is indestructible and I always know where it is, if I lost it for any reason I can summon it again all times I want

The flask top is locked and I'm the only one who can open it if I want, also only is functional to my command and if I don't works if I been obligated

The ingredients what I obtain rotten at a very slow speed

It doesn't matter what amount of ingredients I take, it doesn't affect the ones what were already in real world, also are fully comestible and have a good flavor, not corrupted in any way, also have all of their normal nutrients in healthy proportion

Corrupt that

Granted, but the government won’t stop chasing you, and neither will corporations. They all want you to be their resident infinite Mary Poppins flask user.

I wish Volapines (And by extension middle rifts) were real

Volapine skin becomes a highly sought after resource.

I wish that my headphone battery would never run out of power.

 

[LisanPaez05]

Granted, but the government won’t stop chasing you, and neither will corporations. They all want you to be their resident infinite Mary Poppins flask user.

Volapine skin becomes a highly sought after resource.

I wish that my headphone battery would never run out of power.

Grantet, but your headphone has poor sound quality

I wish an USB Killer

 

[Im_TumblingTerra🌳]

granted, but now you must deal with usc


I wish for post

 

[toxicstorm115]

granted, but now you must deal with usc


I wish for post

Granted but its bad. enough said.

I wish for graphing functions or algebra in general to not be required

 

[Glasia 🌳]

Je moet deze rekenmachine voor grammaticacorrecturen gebruiken
Ik wil dat Satan me naar Oss, Nederland meeneemt.

 

[TWillyH]

Granted but it doesnt work because I cant read that

I wish I could read other languages without google translate

 

[_stripy27_]

granted, but you can only read them how they are said in whatever language you are reading, and you cannot translate what you are reading to other languages

I wish for nothing cursed to happen to this wish

 

[RainbowPotato]

Granted, but now your wish is boring because there is no curse.

I wish for a good idea for this wish

 

[morning_rain]

Granted but uh I have no idea for a side effect

I wish to not be human

 

[Kitnight]

Granted. Now you dont exist!

I wish my hands weren't always so cold.

 

[RainbowPotato]

Granted, but now your hands are very hot

I wish for another one of the new terraria 1.4.5 soundtracks