Corrupt a Wish

[Dark Lord Fladnag]

Granted, but it’s the Frost Legion’s theme, and it’s such a banger that it makes you want to fight the Frost Legion more than anything.

I wish I could read faster without losing any comprehension.

 

[RainbowPotato]

Granted, but you become so smart that everyone seems dumb in comparison. Everyone is asking you to solve things for them, and things become boring faster. On the other hand, you became the smartest person on earth, and your famous. If you like being famous thats a plus, if not, then thats another drawback.

I wish that i could actually get a rod of discord for once. I get coin guns more often than the rod of discord.

 

[Razor_Typhoon]

Granted but you are permanently stuck with the chaos state debuff whenever you own a rod of discord regardless of if you used it.

I wish for Ocram to be added to 1.4.5 as a proper, challenging boss.

 

[_stripy27_]

Granted, but he can only be spawned with cheats

I wish for a moldy sandwich with dirt in it

 

[RainbowPotato]

Granted, but the bread is expired.

I wish for climate change to be excepted by everyone

 

[toxicstorm115]

Granted, but the bread is expired.

I wish for climate change to be excepted by everyone

granted but it's excepted instead of accepted

I wish for a stable familial relationship

 

[Im_TumblingTerra🌳]

granted, but its because your family are horses. (get it? STABLE?)

I wish for spy gameplay in tf2 to be a comprehensible thing

 

[_stripy27_]

granted, it is just a guy with a gun now.

i wish for 12 pictures of that bird with huge feet

 

[Im_ConfuzzledCobalt🥐🌳🐿]

Granted, but they're EXTREMELY LOW QUALITY. Like 18p

 

[TBone11]

Granted you now have the medical issue 18p-, also known as monosomy. (you said "LIKE 18p" as in I like)

I wish to be a DINOWSAWR RWER

 

[Im_ConfuzzledCobalt🥐🌳🐿]

Granted, but you're born as one 39 seconds before the asteroid landed.
I wish for a clone of me who does all of the boring stuff for me so I can bask in the rewards

 

[TBone11]

Granted, you get a clone who does all the boring stuff... but boredom is not a thing, it is a feeling, it has no direct host, nothing is boring. your clone gets stuck thinking about the meaning of life, it does nothing for the rest of its life.

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I want school to not exist

 

[Im_ConfuzzledCobalt🥐🌳🐿]

Granted. You, and the rest of humanity, are now complete and utter morons.
I wish for endless knowledge

 

[TBone11]

Granted, you are big brain, too big. Head explodes
I want 86720.84302 metric tons of Swiss cheese

 

[Im_ConfuzzledCobalt🥐🌳🐿]

Granted. All spawn right in your mouth, your head immediately combusts into a pool of gore and blood due to the mere pressure.

 

[TBone11]

Granted, I joined the croissant club, but I eat too much and combust into a "pool of gore and blood"

I wish for a girlfriend... I am lonely

 

[Im_ConfuzzledCobalt🥐🌳🐿]

Granted, but she isn't your type at all.
I wish for a genie.

 

[TBone11]

you need to ask a wish too, its hard for me to keep finding things in your signature

 

[Im_ConfuzzledCobalt🥐🌳🐿]

you need to ask a wish too, its hard for me to keep finding things in your signature

I did, I wished for a genie.
But in order to fix this mishap:
"I, ConfuzzledCobalt, wish for a genie."

 

[TBone11]

you get a genie with -3 wishes you have to give them things
I wish for a corrupted wish