Corrupt a Wish

[Im_ConfuzzledCobalt🥐🌳🐿]

Granted. You now have someone else's corrupted wish.
I wish for the ability to NOT HAVE ANY CONSEQUENCES FOR MY ACTIONS

 

[TBone11]

you rob a bank
i want more cheese

 

[Dark Lord Fladnag]

You receive an innumerable amount of cheese that fills at least the observable universe because you did not specify a number.

I wish for the ability to translate Chinese perfectly.

 

[TBone11]

你現在只能閱讀中文
I want a slice of pizza that refills after every bite

 

[Dark Lord Fladnag]

Since it never runs out, it eventually goes bad and gives you a food-borne illness.

I wish for immunity to ringworm infections.

 

[TBone11]

You get immunity, but people want it and kill you, thinking they can take it

I want a slice of pizza that refills after every bite and never goes bad and always refills to the PERFECT size

 

[Dark Lord Fladnag]

Granted, but in order to get the matter to replace the pizza, matter is taken from somewhere else. Like perhaps right from the flesh of someone important to you. Oh, and the pizza is school pizza, so it tastes horrible.

I wish for a good remake of the Willow show.

 

[Im_ConfuzzledCobalt🥐🌳🐿]

Granted, but it's cancelled because internet trolls slowly but surely cyber bullied the main director into a deep depressive state & alcoholism, eventually leading to the show ending 4 episodes in and with the main directors life ruined.
I wish for world peace.

 

[HandsomeSquirrel🐿️]

Granted, but

I wish for 15 cheerios of different circumferences, such that they can each fit into the cheerio one size larger and make a big, filled-in circle.

 

[TBone11]

Granted, but you try eating it and your jaw unhinges
I want a pwitty wittew pony

 

[Im_ConfuzzledCobalt🥐🌳🐿]

Granted, but it was bred for beauty in such a way which essentially left it's body in a horrible state. It requires constant care to live and is in agony due to it every step of the way.
I wish I was 2 meters tall.

 

[TBone11]

cant, you already are
can I have a pancake

 

[Im_ConfuzzledCobalt🥐🌳🐿]

It's moldy.
Can I have mold?

 

[Im_TumblingTerra🌳]

Its pancake-y
I wish for ALL YOUR MEMES, HAND THEM OVER!

 

[Im_ConfuzzledCobalt🥐🌳🐿]

Granted. All at once, in a single section of your files. Your device promptly combusts.
I wish for antimatter

 

[toxicstorm115]

granted, but no.
I wish for yes

 

[Im_ConfuzzledCobalt🥐🌳🐿]

Granted, but it was a yes to exploding. You shall promptly combust.
I wish for the ability to shapeshift

 

[Im_TumblingTerra🌳]

granted, but only into microscopic creatures with stupidly short lifespans.

I wish for silliness, in the chat, everyone do the silly

 

[TBone11]

wish granted,

The whole world is silly now, there is no right or wrong, there is no racism, and people don't take high offence to anything. We officially have world peace (until Earth.2)
I wish to combust

 

[Jam🌳]

Wish granted, but it was combustion located far from any know existence.
I wish for a slide of bread