Corrupt a Wish

[TBone11]

Wish granted, But the bread is the size of the known galaxy, you try eating your way out but that messes up gravity, The bread combusts into a black hole, sucking everything in.
I want friends

 

[Jam🌳]

Wish granted, But the bread is the size of the known galaxy, you try eating your way out but that messes up gravity, The bread combusts into a black hole, sucking everything in.
I want friends

Granted, but everyone is your friend

 

[RainbowPotato]

Granted, but theres nothing to curse because you accidentally forgot to add a request :/

I wish for a new boss for 1.4.5

 

[TBone11]

Granted, but it is physically impossible to beat, and you rage, throw your PC out the window, and cry in shame.
I want double jump in real life

 

[Jam🌳]

Granted, but it is physically impossible to beat, and you rage, throw your PC out the window, and cry in shame.
I want double jump in real life

Granted, but the second jump brings you back down

I wish for

 

[TBone11]

too bad
I wish for apple sauce

 

[RainbowPotato]

Granted, but you get a scam and the apple sauce is 80% water.

I wish for the next wish to be incorruptible.

 

[HotFurryReindeer🦌]

Granted, but it's crimsoned.

I wish for a bunch of dirt with grass on it.

 

[cybersteve547]

Granted, but it's crimsoned.

i wish for the conversation message limit change to have revision!

 

[TBone11]

Granted, it is now crimsoned.
I want a 54m by 58m slice of cheese

 

[cybersteve547]

granted, but its moldy.

i wish for everyone to have hair

 

[RainbowPotato]

Granted, but now everyone has too much hair

I wish for a major breakthrough in science

 

[Jam🌳]

Granted, researchers discovered a new species of life on a planet 9.3 trillion light millennia away.
I want a 7 eleven French vanilla coffee

 

[LukewarmFurryReindeer]

Granted, researchers discovered a new species of life on a planet 9.3 trillion light millennia away.

The second grader casts "infinite power plus one"!
It's super effective!

I want a 7 eleven French vanilla coffee

Granted, but it tastes like a hot chocolate with dish soap in it.

I wish that the next wish acted as the exact opposite of the intentions of the wisher.

 

[Jam🌳]

The second grader casts "infinite power plus one"!
It's super effective!

Granted, but it tastes like a hot chocolate with dish soap in it.

I wish that the next wish acted as the exact opposite of the intentions of the wisher.

granted, no deception allowed.

I wish for this wish to only work on and do only beneficial things to @HandsomeSquirrel🐿️

 

[LukewarmFurryReindeer]

granted, no deception allowed.

I wish for this wish to only work on and do only beneficial things to @HandsomeSquirrel🐿️

Granted, you understood the premise and chose to say this anyway. Your counter wish has been countered and your intentions of turning @HandsomeSquirrel🐿️ to a bone smoothie has taken the opposite effect. @HandsomeSquirrel🐿️ now has one pure wish that cannot be corrupted.

I wish I could have infinite storage in the form of a pocket dimension with full control of what goes in and what goes out while keeping all features of an object preserved such as acceleration, speed relative to me at the moment of capture, angular momentum of all axes, angular acceleration of all axes, its atomic clock and entropy.

 

[Jam🌳]

Granted, you understood the premise and chose to say this anyway. Your counter wish has been countered and your intentions of turning @HandsomeSquirrel🐿️ to a bone smoothie has taken the opposite effect. @HandsomeSquirrel🐿️ now has one pure wish that cannot be corrupted.

I wish I could have infinite storage in the form of a pocket dimension with full control of what goes in and what goes out while keeping all features of an object preserved such as acceleration, speed relative to me at the moment of capture, angular momentum of all axes, angular acceleration of all axes, its atomic clock and entropy.

Granted, but you're a door.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

(In my defense I forgot about the corrupting part of the wish sorry and also you're welcome HandsomeSquirrel)

 

[HotFurryReindeer🦌]

Granted, but it's corrupted with Vile Spit, which is icky.

I wish for a new, high-quality costume squirrel tail, as my old one is too small and in poor condition. (This is the pure wish that can't be corrupted.)
(Also, thanks, King Jameth!)

 

[Jam🌳]

Granted, but it's corrupted with Vile Spit, which is icky.

I wish for a new, high-quality costume squirrel tail, as my old one is too small and in poor condition. (This is the pure wish that can't be corrupted.)
(Also, thanks, King Jameth!)

Granted, but

I wish for an olive garden bread stick that cannot be altered from my mental image of it, but it is a physical object that I can consume. It can only be altered by my consumption of it.

 

[LukewarmFurryReindeer]

I wish for an olive garden bread stick that cannot be altered from my mental image of it, but it is a physical object that I can consume. It can only be altered by my consumption of it.

You forgot to imagine individual atoms and molecules and now the bread is exactly like the one in your dream, made of a very strange and very dense material that can't change forms at all, including in your mouth.

I wish that I wasn't a door.