Corrupt a Wish

[Jam🌳]

You forgot to imagine individual atoms and molecules and now the bread is exactly like the one in your dream, made of a very strange and very dense material that can't change forms at all, including in your mouth.

I wish that I wasn't a door.

Congratulations, your wish was mis registered and you are now a door.

I wish that this wish was entirely unaffectable.

 

[LukewarmFurryReindeer]

I wish that this wish was entirely unaffectable.

Granted, your wish hasn't been affected.

I wish I was a door.

 

[Jam🌳]

Granted, your wish hasn't been affected.

I wish I was a door.

Granted, but the interpretation of the wish was wrong and it believed you only meant the concept of a door (in that it opens and closes) so you are now a normal door but with hinges on both sides, nullifying the door concept.

 

[RainbowPotato]

Granted, but there is nothing for me to grant

I wish for something:

- it can be anything, as long as it is not directly harmful to anybody or makes life much more difficult.
- it can be cursed twice, but if so, the curses only affect it half as much each.
- it cannot kill more than 1,000,000 people if it kills people
- it can be cursed three times actually, but if so, the curses only affect half as much and there is a blessing.

Please include it first before cursing it, and have fun being creative.

 

[Dark Lord Fladnag]

You receive a thread, but unbeknownst to you it is actually thread of life from Greek mythology.

I wish for hearing that can’t be damaged.

 

[RainbowPotato]

Granted, but your vision is reduced to compensate.

i wish for someone to wish for me

 

[LukewarmFurryReindeer]

Granted,
I wish that you destroyed buildings.

 

[Jam🌳]

Granted,
I wish that you destroyed buildings.

Granted, "you" is now a building destroyer.

I wish for a corrupted wish.

 

[RainbowPotato]

Granted.
Your wish is now corrupted.

I wish for…

 

[Detective Azura]

Granted.
Your wish is now corrupted.

I wish for…

Since you wished for nothing, everything was the same as before.
I wish for another sketchbook (be creative on how this could be corrupted haha).

 

[LukewarmFurryReindeer]

I wish for another sketchbook (be creative on how this could be corrupted haha).

I wish for this wish to be denied.

edit: dang guys thats one way to do it

 

[toxicstorm115]

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I wish for this wish to be denied.

edit: dang guys thats one way to do it

granted but its actually my wish

i wish for phrog

 

[RainbowPotato]

Granted, but i don’t know what that is, so you get 1/2 of that, and it gets smaller as time goes on.

I wish wish for me to come up with something that doesn’t start with the exact same thing over and over again. It makes my messages on this not as lively i think idk.

 

[cybersteve547]

your wish was too long, so it got turned into a cat

i wish for switch 2 to release today

 

[RainbowPotato]

Granted, but it can not work with any regular switch games and had no switch games, so…

I wish i had better imagination

 

[cybersteve547]

granted, but it is too much for your brain to handle and you die.

i wish for a new sotg (state of the game) devlog

 

[Jam🌳]

granted, you have a SOTG that says "boulder."

I wish for switch 2 with backwards compatibility with the switch, and also all the capabilities that we already know of that are coming to it. This switch 2 will not be altered from the factory design in any way, and will function as it should.

 

[cybersteve547]

granted, you have a SOTG that says "boulder."

I wish for switch 2 with backwards compatibility with the switch, and also all the capabilities that we already know of that are coming to it. This switch 2 will not be altered from the factory design in any way, and will function as it should.

granted, but they only made 1 and the ceo of nintendo gets it

i wish for a steam bowl of the game but i'm a superhero who is my mom and my brother and you can play games on vr

 

[Jam🌳]

granted, but they only made 1 and the ceo of nintendo gets it

i wish for a steam bowl of the game but i'm a superhero who is my mom and my brother and you can play games on vr

I didn't feel like reading your wish so it's been denied
I wish to maintain homeostasis

 

[Asternove]

I didn't feel like reading your wish so it's been denied
I wish to maintain homeostasis

Time can never move forward again.