Corrupt a Wish

[Jam🌳]

Time can never move forward again.

You didn't wish for anything, so you got a giant planet-sized word "anything" airdropped on your head.
redigit keyboard

 

[RainbowPotato]

It breaks instantly

I wish for a penny

 

[Asternove]

It drops from the Empire State building onto your skull.

I wish for Undertale to be real.

 

[RainbowPotato]

Granted, but now real life is fake.

I wish for wishes

 

[Asternove]

Granted, but now real life is fake.

(You think that's bad? THAT'S AWESOME!)

 

[RainbowPotato]

granted, but i already granted it.

I wish for a dog image

 

[Asternove]

granted, but i already granted it.

I wish for a dog image

The dog is really ugly and scary

I wish for kromer

 

[MoultonLava]

I wish to be transported into a pre-boss stage of Calamity, with no events ongoing at the time, with Fargos Mutant, Alchemist lite, Wrath of the Gods, and Catalyst, while having mana for mage weapons.

 

[RainbowPotato]

Granted, but i dont player calamity.

I wish I was actually good at chess.

 

[Cream Starlight]

granted, but your opponents are more skilful than you
I wish I can have some books

 

[Asternove]

Granted, but i dont player calamity.

I wish I was actually good at chess.

You get good at chess, but every rule is changed and you only know the current rules. Good luck with knights moving in g’s, but only on even turns. {I see Cream but I find this hilarious.}

granted, but your opponents are more skilful than you
I wish I can have some books

They’re in an alien language.

I wish I could stay warm when skiing.

 

[RainbowPotato]

Granted, but now your skis always shrink by 1% every time you make it to the end.

I wish that my brain would stop thinking “i wish for snow”.

 

[Asternove]

You die; you can’t think while dead.

I wish to be able to have my body play the first four notes of Megalovania on command.

 

[Cream Starlight]

Granted, but now your skis always shrink by 1% every time you make it to the end.

I wish that my brain would stop thinking “i wish for snow”.

...granted, but a lake-blue goat ate them all.
(pffft Riv)

You die; you can’t think while dead.

I wish to be able to have my body play the first four notes of Megalovania on command.

And yet you learnt the last four notes

I wish the roleplay zone isn't that 'empty' somehow

 

[Asternove]

...granted, but a lake-blue goat ate them all.
(pffft Riv)


And yet you learnt the last four notes

I wish the roleplay zone isn't that 'empty' somehow

You miss 40 pages while you sleep.

I wish everyone had the same timezones.

 

[RainbowPotato]

Granted, but the sun explodes for some reason.

I wish for corruption shafts to not be as large.

 

[Cream Starlight]

You miss 40 pages while you sleep.

I wish everyone had the same timezones.

They wouldn't be properly talking about what time is it.
"Hey I just woke up, it's 3 pm for me. How is it going?"
"Ah, it's 3 pm for me too, yet I'm going to sleep."
"Wait, what?"

I wish for corruption shafts to not be as large.

You get CRIMSON.

I wish that my phone can explode.

 

[Asternove]

They wouldn't be properly talking about what time is it.
"Hey I just woke up, it's 3 pm for me. How is it going?"
"Ah, it's 3 pm for me too, yet I'm going to sleep."
"Wait, what?"


You get CRIMSON.

I wish that my phone can explode.

It does while you are holding it, and it is lethal.

 

[RainbowPotato]

Granted.

 

[Asternove]

Frick, uh, I wish to be able to play the entire Undertale OST on piano.