Corrupt a Wish

granted. They now export as .AVIs

taco
 
Taco is not a wish, so it has no effect when granted.

“I wish to be one with myself again.”
 
granted. you are now a giant 1️⃣

i wish for a wish
 
Granted. You just used it.

“i wish for no one to ever find out that my mindcore is also a dull heart.”
 
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“i wish for no one to ever find out that my mindcore is also a dull heart.”
Granted. (in retrospect, I did this wrong, so now everyone will know that your dull heart is a mindcore.)

I wish for a million kromer....
 
granted, in the form of one million room-sized outdated nasa computers each containing a single kromer.

I wish make a post on this thread.
 
Granted, but your post will be deleted soon...

I wish to get unbanned from the Hypixel Forums
 
Granted, but it has been taken over by bots so much that you get repulsed away from it anyway.

I wish for Madness Combat X Palworld collab to happen next year.
 
Granted, but it has been taken over by bots so much that you get repulsed away from it anyway.

I wish for Madness Combat X Palworld collab to happen next year.
Granted, but Palworld is sued by Nintendo and loses.

I wish to be a pro gamer at every game...
 
Granted, but Palworld is sued by Nintendo and loses.

I wish to be a pro gamer at every game...
You are, but every time you play a game you become part of a major stereotype of that game (hypersweat, toxic, edgy, femboy, etc).
I wish to be one of the best Pokemon team builders.
 
Granted, but you only know PU tier teams.

I wish i could be the president...
You are the most controversial president to ever live, and everyone but a few powerful people hate you.
I wish to be able to travel to other dimensions.
 
You are the most controversial president to ever live, and everyone but a few powerful people hate you.
I wish to be able to travel to other dimensions.
granted, one is the one you're currently in, another is WH40K, and the last has been consumed by a black hole

I wish for two pennies
 
granted, one is the one you're currently in, another is WH40K, and the last has been consumed by a black hole

I wish for two pennies
they spawn 30 miles above your current location.
Also they are the size of Yugoslavia and proportionally thick.
i wish for immunity to all computer viruses.
 
they spawn 30 miles above your current location.
Also they are the size of Yugoslavia and proportionally thick.
i wish for immunity to all computer viruses.
Granted, but the immunity only lasts an hour and a half, and after they again become prone to viruses...

I wish for Super Smash Bros Ultimate DLC to be free
 
Granted, but the immunity only lasts an hour and a half, and after they again become prone to viruses...

I wish for Super Smash Bros Ultimate DLC to be free
Granted, but the base game is twice as expensive, and you have to rebuy the game.

I wish that XNA WOULD DOWNLOAD.
 
Granted, but the base game is twice as expensive, and you have to rebuy the game.

I wish that XNA WOULD DOWNLOAD.
Granted, but it takes 100 hours of unaffected downloading time to finish off!

I wish that my arm can heal already :/
 
Granted, but it takes 100 hours of unaffected downloading time to finish off!

I wish that my arm can heal already :/
it heals at a bad angle.
I wish for 1 billion dollars in USD, tax free, deposited in my bank account, without the IRS getting suspicious.
 
Granted. However, someone who doesn't catch anyone's attention murders you for being too rich.

I wish for Dezil's Marshmallow IRL (if you don't know what it is, it's basically a nuke button for half a Minecraft day that exists in GTNH (you can loot them in dungeon chests and it's even better than ench gapple); you're immortal, kill everything in one hit, can't take damage at all and it refills every bar up.)
 
Granted. However, someone who doesn't catch anyone's attention murders you for being too rich.

I wish for Dezil's Marshmallow IRL (if you don't know what it is, it's basically a nuke button for half a Minecraft day that exists in GTNH (you can loot them in dungeon chests and it's even better than ench gapple); you're immortal, kill everything in one hit, can't take damage at all and it refills every bar up.)
granted. You are now immortal and capable of killing anything with a tap for the next ten minutes.
good luck finding an actual use for those ability within that time.

i wish tumbleweeds would grow, travel, and self pollenated thrice as fast. As well spread 10 times the amount of seeds.
(goodbye, Utah)
 
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