Corrupt a Wish

[Unicorn666]

Granted, but it's actually the Dark Sword in disguise, turning you into the ultimate casul.
I wish to play the beta of the first DSIII DLC.

 

[The Perspirator]

Granted, but it's actually the Dark Sword in disguise, turning you into the ultimate casul.
I wish to play the beta of the first DSIII DLC.

Granted, but it's actually just a x50000 Souls micro-transaction.

I wish for the ability to Power-Stance in DSIII.

 

[Tachytaenius]

Granted, but you can't do anything else.

I wish to be able to get twice as many frags in Zandronum deathmatches per kill.

 

[The Perspirator]

Granted, but you can't do anything else.

I wish to be able to get twice as many frags in Zandronum deathmatches per kill.

Granted, but you take double damage.

I wish for Silver Knight weapons, as some sort of reward for seriously farming all those proofs.

 

[TheUberCannon]

Granted, but for farming proof of the Illuminati for XP, you get the Silver Knight weapons, but made out of one dollar bills.

I wish for a house-sized dollar bill.

 

[The Perspirator]

Granted, but for farming proof of the Illuminati for XP, you get the Silver Knight weapons, but made out of one dollar bills.

I wish for a house-sized dollar bill.

Granted, but it crushes you.

I wish for the Astora Greatsword to not cost so much stamina.

 

[Unicorn666]

Granted, but the weapon is broken and you can't repair it.
I wish for the Pendant in DS3 to have a super-mega-ultra-secret meaning with a whole lot of stuff for it.

 

[Tachytaenius]

Granted, but it's all about the end of scientific mathematics and the universe.

 

[TheUberCannon]

Granted, but since you forgot to wish something, you become a sponge.

I wish to have a vaccine for cancer.

 

[Harper]

Granted, but I drank all of it, oops... I thought it was apple juice.

I wish that I could have awesome hair!

 

[TheGamerMan757]

Granted, but it's whatever color hair you hate most.

I wish for a sandwich.

 

[Vaikyia]

But that sandwich will be made from flesh and decay from the underworld.

I wish Omnir wouldn't be blamed anymore.

 

[Tachytaenius]

Granted, but you are instead.

I wish for the new DOOM game

 

[The Perspirator]

Granted, but you are instead.

I wish for the new DOOM game

Granted, but it's actually another cover-based shooter.

I wish for a bag of Takis Fuego.

 

[Tachytaenius]

Granted, but it's empty.

I wish for my own fairy-- like the ones in Terraria.

 

[TheGamerMan757]

Granted, but when it speaks all it can say is "HEY! LISTEN!!"

I wish for my own unicorn-- like the ones in Terraria.

 

[TheUberCannon]

Granted, and it's magical! A bit too magical...

I wish to cause the Nintendo NX to happen tomorrow.

 

[The Perspirator]

Granted, and it's magical! A bit too magical...

I wish to cause the Nintendo NX to happen tomorrow.

Granted, but it's a derivative failure of a console that was invented just to catch up to the frontrunners.

I wish for Bloodborne to get a fantastic PC port with modding capabilities, 60fps and all DLC.

 

[Under cover cabbage]

granted but the game is removed from everywhere 1 day later

i wish destiny was already on pc with all its current DLC's

 

[Unicorn666]

Granted, but it costs 120$ US.
I wish to have the Sun Medalion prop in real life.