Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but missles don't exist, so you instead get a book full of typos to teach you to not mak them.
I wish I could make up weirder wishes.
 
Granted but everyone decides you are unworthy and I get that wish instead

I wish that THERE WASN'T A 7-HOUR TIME DIFFERENCE IN GERMANY AND AMERICA
I JUST
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Granted, but the fix involves literally crashing America into Europe, shattering both continents, causing a LOT of volcanic activity, a lot of deaths, too many earthquakes, and spawning too many American jingoistics that now want to invade Europe.
I wish I could have a better computer.
 
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