Huzbubber Tim
Ice Queen
Granted but it breaks as soon as you open the box.
I wish for a mouse.
I wish for a mouse.
Granted, but it's Expert Duke Fishron.
I wish for true, eternal happiness
Granted, but to your worst enemy.
I wish for this wish to not get corrupted.
Granted, but the USA keeps using imperial anyway.
I wish for infinite money.
Granted, but you can't live in them.
I wish I could write this wish.