Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but some genius decided to make a
Coke-chocolate-Swedish fish-raw fish-chicken wafer.

I wish that Eragon had a good movie adaptation
 
Granted, but it's Hardcore, and you spawn with less health, which means that you'll die by the time you find the Crimson/Corruption.
I wish to see a game getting "8.7/10 Too Little Water" from IGN.
 
Granted, but you're seeing that as a hallucination due to extreme dehydration.

I wish to not get this wish granted.
 
Because you used circular logic in your wish, you basically divided by zero and have caused the end of all things.

I wish for neverending Halloween.
Granted, but everyone gets fat and dies of heart attacks because of the sheer amount of sugar going into their bodies.

I wish for everyone's wishes to come true a second time.
 
Granted, but everyone gets fat and dies of heart attacks because of the sheer amount of sugar going into their bodies.

I wish for everyone's wishes to come true a second time.

Granted, but every wish also spawns a malevolent entity from another universe and the bigger an impact the wish has on the world the bigger and more powerful the entity that spawns.

I wish for more turtles in Terraria.
 
Granted, but you don't get them, others do, you don't.

I wish for complete control over life and death.
 
Granted, but the dog hates you with a burning passion and loves literally everyone else.

I wish for world domination.
 
Granted, but everyone revolts and a new government is formed that brings about a golden age.

I wish marshmallows would taste better.
 
Granted, you get squashed by a pea that's the size of Earth.

I wish for good food that's not poisoned, rotten, moldy etc.
 
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