Corrupt a Wish

[Yoop90-]

They stop sucking but due to that, every other company sucks

I wish to become better at drawing.

 

[Dapling]

You are now incredible at drawing extremely questionable art and nothing else.

I wish I could have a pasta.

 

[Icyfoe88]

Granted, you get a singular spaghetti strand.

I wish the forums were more active

 

[Dapling]

Granted, they are now filled with toxic 10 year old mobile players.

I wish someone else would wish for me.

 

[Admiral Voidzuli']

Granted, but they only wish bad things

I wish for infinite wishes

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

Granted, but they're multiplied by 0 the next wish you take.

I wish for world to cool down.

 

[Streyll]

Granted. The sun no longer exists.

I wish the roof of my house was fixed.

 

[Schparks]

Granted. The roof is fixed, but is now inverted. Whenever it rains, all funnels onto your bed

I wish for something pure

 

[Admiral Voidzuli']

Granted, but it is being corrupted over time, and you can’t purify it

I wish for infinite everythings

 

[Streyll]

Granted. You know see the word "everythings" everywhere you look, and also hear a voice in your head repeated the word infinitely as well.

I wish I could listen to music more often.

 

[Admiral Voidzuli']

Music starts to infinitely fill your head, but it’s the terraria underground music and it never starts, it just keeps playing forever

I wish for a 5030RTX graphics card that I will never lose and it will never break

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

Granted, but it is constantly on fire, and the fire cannot be extinguished.

I wish for a single dollar bill

 

[Admiral Voidzuli']

You get a hundred dollar bill instead, but it’s counterfeit.

I wish for a single index card

 

[Schparks]

Granted, but its soggy.

I wish to be put into a fantasy world.

 

[Admiral Voidzuli']

Granted, but everything is trying to kill you

I wish for a unicorn

 

[Schparks]

Granted, but its trying to kill you

I wish for the most powerful sword ever.

 

[Streyll]

Granted, but it can only be used once.

I wish October was over already.

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

Granted, but now every month except November is now October.

I wish that the weather will be kind on every Halloween forever

 

[Admiral Voidzuli']

Granted, but it will be so hot that all the chocolate melts

I wish wigs weren’t itchy

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

(heat has to do with weather lol)
Granted, wigs are no longer itchy, immediately that is. In one hour after wearing a wig you get HORRIBLE itching wherever you are usually itchy from wearing the wig.

I wish that corona would cease existing